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bigger boy by tolutope(m): 4:57am On Dec 08, 2005 |
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK." |
Re: bigger boy by djcrooky(m): 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
ya know woman is worth it |
Re: bigger boy by deeteeneey(f): 9:42pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
This funnie. ![]() |
Re: bigger boy by deeteeneey(f): 9:42pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
This funnie. ![]() |
Re: bigger boy by Migines(m): 9:18am On Nov 12, 2007 |
Lol.10inches datts way more than she bargained 4. |
Re: bigger boy by clemcykul(f): 3:46pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
10inches ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: bigger boy by ituen(m): 10:40am On Nov 13, 2007 |
U guys shld ask freezy cos he got into that situation last week |
Re: bigger boy by freezy(m): 11:24am On Nov 13, 2007 |
Ituen, are u saying i am 10 inches? ![]() |
Re: bigger boy by ituen(m): 11:51am On Nov 13, 2007 |
All i'm saying is that u were the waiter and u shld know the person with the gigantic blah blah ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: bigger boy by toygod2: 11:12pm On May 26, 2012 |
serves d lady right |
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