ismailaw:

It was in a bus I boarded at Ikeja last saturday. That was where they met. A man who "ran away" from home one year, six months ago, and the wife. Come and see fight. The man even tried to escape but the woman got to him before the okada he tried to escape on could start.

The woman started reigning curses on the man who insisted that the woman was a witch and he had to run away from her. The woman insisted that they were going home together as she started crying. The bus was sango bound but I alighted at Agbado. There was an argument in the bus as people started taking sides. All ladies in the bus expectedly supported the woman while some men wondered why a woman would be so difficult that a man would run away from her and 4 kids.

It was indeed a sad drama

Jarus:

Ever experienced Lagos 'madness'?
1, It is only in Lagos, that a passenger will not have money, but will enter a bus, and instead of begging, will be cursing and fighting conductor and driver. At the end of the day and the noise, he(and even she) will get to his(her) destination without paying a kobo, depending on how 'mad' he/she is.
2, It is only in Lagos that two people will be publicly fighting and cursing one another in public transport, one old enough to be another's grand mother
3, It is only in Lagos that if a car slightly bashes another, the car driver/owner will stop in the middle of the road, fighting or exchanging tantrums for hours at times, causing unnecessary traffic jam instead of parking to the side of the road and settling the dispute. This is a very common sight, even in VI, and among corporate people too.

To be updated as others come to my head

What other 'madness' have you experienced in Lagos? Share with us.

otukpo:

ONLY IN LAGOS U'LL SEE DEAD BODY ON THE STREETS AND IT REMAINS THERE FOR DAYS

ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE TOUTS ROBBING SOMEONE AND OTHERS WILL BE GOING ABT THEIR BIZ AS IF NOTHING IS HAPPENING

ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE A WELL DRESSED SAME MAN/WOMAN/BOY/GIRL, JUMP DOWN FROM A MOVING VEHICLE

ETC ETC ETC

THE MADNESS IS JUST TOO MUCH

faakay:

Well let me share one of my horrible story I xperienced in Lagos

I took a bike from a spot heading to my friend house. I never knew that the OKADA(Bike) was stolen or maybe misunderstading btw dem. We got to a spot, the other OKADA (BIKE) members started shouting OLE!! (THEIF), looooooooooool,

Before I knew, lots of bike started pursuing us. I was @ da back, I tot it was a Joke, the road we were passing by got lots of gallops, the bike was flying as in my legs where flying too, I was shouting yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:::::

Shouting STOp!! Slapping the guy from the back, pinching him, the guy didn't stop. It was total madness::: Rough Riders,

Finally the guy stopped the bike, I notice the bike was gonna fall and I flew too like SUPERMAN!!!! loooolz,

I was not injured, wow!! Surpriz

Got lots of attention from ppl, Embarrassing

Plenty Madness for Lagos:: I no fit count sef

otukpo:

ONLY IN LAGOS U'LL SEE DEAD BODY ON THE STREETS AND IT REMAINS THERE FOR DAYS

ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE TOUTS ROBBING SOMEONE AND OTHERS WILL BE GOING ABT THEIR BIZ AS IF NOTHING IS HAPPENING
ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE A WELL DRESSED SAME MAN/WOMAN/BOY/GIRL, JUMP DOWN FROM A MOVING VEHICLE

ETC ETC ETC

THE MADNESS IS JUST TOO MUCH

otukpo:

ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE A WELL DRESSED SAME MAN/WOMAN/BOY/GIRL, JUMP DOWN FROM A MOVING VEHICLE

faakay:

Well let me share one of my horrible story I xperienced in Lagos

I took a bike from a spot heading to my friend house. I never knew that the OKADA(Bike) was stolen or maybe misunderstading btw dem. We got to a spot, the other OKADA (BIKE) members started shouting OLE!! (THEIF), looooooooooool,

Before I knew, lots of bike started pursuing us. I was @ da back, I tot it was a Joke, the road we were passing by got lots of gallops, the bike was flying as in my legs where flying too, I was shouting yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:::::

Shouting STOp!! Slapping the guy from the back, pinching him, the guy didn't stop. It was total madness::: Rough Riders,

Finally the guy stopped the bike, I notice the bike was gonna fall and I flew too like SUPERMAN!!!! loooolz,

I was not injured, wow!! Surpriz

Got lots of attention from ppl, Embarrassing

Plenty Madness for Lagos:: I no fit count sef

tboy1:

Only in Lagos will you see both conductor / danfo driver stop at the side of road to wee while passengers in the danfo wait for dem

CarlosVent:

its only in Lagos have seen pedestrian crossing having traffic.

Na wa ohhhh

CarlosVent:

its only in Lagos have seen pedestrian crossing having traffic.

ismailaw:

It was in a bus I boarded at Ikeja last saturday. That was where they met. A man who "ran away" from home one year, six months ago, and the wife. Come and see fight. The man even tried to escape but the woman got to him before the okada he tried to escape on could start.

The woman started reigning curses on the man who insisted that the woman was a witch and he had to run away from her. The woman insisted that they were going home together as she started crying. The bus was sango bound but I alighted at Agbado. There was an argument in the bus as people started taking sides. All ladies in the bus expectedly supported the woman while some men wondered why a woman would be so difficult that a man would run away from her and 4 kids.

It was indeed a sad drama

igbo boy:

O boy you sure say na only Lagos? Guy bone o craze dey pass craze for Warri.
From wetin u dey yan e be like say na craze man + craze man dey fight,  for waffi even normal pesin dey chop beat on the daily no be say come chop, if [size=12pt]2craze pesin follow fight that one na obituary for morning,  
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If they sack me for laughing like a hyena at work, its you people o!

otukpo:

OMG! who told u that they don't do it at the centre of the road. Especially if there is traffic, They just come down, face the bus and do it right in the middle of the road, with others right, left, front and back watching.

otukpo:

ONLY IN LAGOS THAT ONE WILL LEAVE HIS/HER HOUSE BY 4 AM JUST TO BEAT TRAFFIC TO GET TO WORK WITHIN THE SAME CITY AND GETS HOME AROUND 11PM - 12 MID NIGHT EVERYDAY. AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES.

faakay:

Well let me share one of my horrible story I xperienced in Lagos

I took a bike from a spot heading to my friend house. I never knew that the OKADA(Bike) was stolen or maybe misunderstading btw dem. We got to a spot, the other OKADA (BIKE) members started shouting OLE!! (THEIF), looooooooooool,

Before I knew, lots of bike started pursuing us. I was @ da back, I tot it was a Joke, the road we were passing by got lots of gallops,  the bike was flying as in my legs where flying too, I was shouting yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:::::

Shouting STOp!! Slapping the guy from the back, pinching him, the guy didn't stop. It was total madness::: Rough Riders,

Finally the guy stopped the bike, I notice the bike was gonna fall and I flew too like SUPERMAN!!!! loooolz,

I was not injured,  wow!! Surpriz

Got lots of attention from ppl,  Embarrassing

Plenty Madness for Lagos:: I no fit count sef