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Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by MrCrackles(m): 6:37pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
ochukoccna: |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by ehie007(m): 6:39pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Only in lagos you look left--right---center--up---down and sideways before you cross Only in lagos will you see a mad man ask you for money in good english, (i was driving pass sanusi fafunwa one nigth, got to the junction that enters akin adesola, there was a madman there, he just asked me to raise him some cash in very good english), i was surprised, only in lagos, u see madness |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by kgoddy: 6:42pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
My brothers, Lagos is a wonderful place to be, I love what our governor is doing but am sorry enough has not been doing for the problem caused by this so call area boys. Pls. help ask our dear governor what he is doing to or what he is going to do to this areas boys. Dis days every bus stop you get to their are area boys collecting money by force from the drivers and if they don't give my brother wahala don start be dat. They will start destorying things on that bus. This are things that can only happen in Lagos. Pls. let us ask our governor what he is doing towards eradicating this area boys on Lagos roads. The funnest thing is that Police men and LASMA boys will be watching them and they will not do anything. People, I thing I have started thinking that this guys work together with the law enforcement agents and LASMA. Or what do you guys think. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by bjmighty(m): 6:44pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
you guys are killing me with laff!! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by ZUBBYNWA(m): 6:51pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
only in lagos u will buy a motor or machine part,you will buy original and tukubo and go and meet mechanics but he will tell u that tukubo will last longer than original |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by honeric01(m): 7:07pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
only in lagos would you find more than 4 different branches of the same church on the street. only in lagos you board a bus to a particular destination but the bus driver end up not getting to the destination and would want everyone to stop at his own self created last bus stop. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by honeric01(m): 7:10pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
only in lagos would you find an okada using a trailer's horn. only in lagos would you see more than 50 vehicles blowing their horns at the same time. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by honeric01(m): 7:13pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
in lagos, you'll see a house with 20 face me i slap you rooms with all tenants owing generators, not just that, they all put on their generators at the same time. now, can you figure out the level of noise that particular house's set to generate? |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by okeyz(m): 7:14pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
ONLY IN LAGOS WILL YOU SEE THIS INSCRIPTION " SHIT BUSINESS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS" ONLY IN LAGOS WILL SEE MAMA PUT COOKING SOUP WITH BROOM!!!! DURING THE MOLUE ERA , ONLY IN LAGOS WILL SEE 44 SITTING AND 99 STANDING!! - reminds of one drama that happen on my way to oshodi during the molue era, on woman that was standing sandwiched between two men was complaining that something is "stabbing" her behind and she was feeling uncomfortable, she told the man standong in her front to adjust a little so she can move forward, cos the guy standing behing her was too close for her comfort and she is kinda feeling something hard is "poking her behind.the guy in the standing in her front refused!! y ,becos he too was enjoying the the "push from the woman's "man-chester" and the woman is naturally endowed in both department. she was telling the guy behind her to shift back a little, for all guy care ,she may talking to a statue cos the guy behind her was sweating profusely and still glued to the woman as if his life depends on it, any time the molue jolts the vibration causes the both of them to follow suit, both men were enjoying the ride!!!, until the woman now shouted out that something is "shooking" her and extricated her self some from both men , lo and behold the guy behind the woman had a BIG ERECTION!!!! IT was so glaring that the guy could not hide it ,everybody now knew y the guy was sweating and did not bither to move back when the woman told him to shift a little, he was having the ECSTACY OF HIS LIFE!!, meen i tire for lagos drama |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by proproman(m): 7:16pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Only in Lagos will you look left, look right, look left again and keep looking left and right as you cross. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Nobody: 7:46pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
proproman: Have they cleared all the mad people from the streets especially in that Adeniran Ogunsanya side? I can't count how many times I've seen a mad man playing with his 'thing' openly on the road. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by SeanT21(f): 7:48pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
This thread is the funniest. We want more stories. **sit back n relax** |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by OYINBOGOJU(m): 7:55pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
only in lagos ,a man will take shower go out in the morning without any destination and later come back,, shouting chei i am bleeping tired today, |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by koolchicco: 8:13pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Only in Lagos, An Area boy would step on ur feet and still go ahead to yell 'You dey craze'??!! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Nobody: 8:18pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
lol @ koolchicco, did that ever happen to you? sorry baby |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by hackney(m): 8:20pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Na wa oo!!! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by SeanT21(f): 8:21pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
koolchicco: haha~~~LOL. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by koolchicco: 8:31pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Adrenaline: Yes it did! Even he nearly added a hot slap wiv the yelling. SeanT21: Sean it wasn't funny that day tho. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Nobody: 8:36pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
@jarus,ur story with d aboki guy should be moved 2 d joke section,i was sittin in a 1 storey balcony with no barricade,i almost fell off,abeg d laff 2 much |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by pinokio(m): 8:43pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
happened 2 me 2day; while trying to make a u turn in front of eko hotel a trailer carrying some heavy looking rocks rushed into the space behind me, leaving me stuck and unable to conclude my 3 point turn. in the spirit of lagos "shakara" i jumped down from my vehicle and started yelling at the trailer driver to move back, only for the trailer driver and his three "assistants" in the trailer to also start raining curses on me in yoruba while hurriedly coming down from the trailer to meet me. i did a quick assessment of the situation and immediately jumped back into my car and brought my phone out like i had a call while i made d best of the little space behind me and i managed to escape, but not until they had taken turns at banging on my car door and windows until i thought they were actually going to break somethin. all this happened in front of the lastma and traffic policeman at the spot. wetin una go call dat on now? |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by ikamefa(f): 8:44pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
meeen " ' am in the library, am supposed to be reading oh laughing my ass off, if they throw me out of here! chei @ jarus your aboki story na wah |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by bandely(m): 8:46pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
ochukoccna: |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Nobody: 8:51pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
koolchicco: What!!! slap you? dem no born am, any1 that touches my koolchicco in this world is finished, I go tear am to pieces lol, take it easy baby, why u sef go dey match agbero, u dey wear glasses LMAO @ Topic Its funny how no one has talked about robberies et all, Iv been robbed twice in that crazy lagos, at gun point and by peeps who appeared to be hawking some sh.it, the second one was pretty serious, they actually wanted to take the car too Lagos no worth am abeg, no roads, no security, too much crowding, TRAFFICK JAMS . . .e.t.c I only like lagos for the night life and thas all. . .Abuja makes more sense abeg if ur gona settle in 9ja |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by SeanT21(f): 9:18pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
koolchicco: Damn, I hope U walked away like a gentlemen. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by abasifo(m): 9:28pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
only in lagos 1 Like
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Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by abasifo(m): 9:34pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
only in lag
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Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by tolly4real(f): 9:43pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Lagos my lagos. i will everly love thee. despite all these madness displayed in lagos whenever i traveled to 9ja i take the bus cos it seems like a stress reliever. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by SeanT21(f): 9:45pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Oh lawd. That guy bathing in the street. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by chiogo(f): 10:04pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Chai na wa oo!!!! This thread will not kill me. koolchicco:Very true!!! I swear some people . . . . |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Tmoni(m): 10:06pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
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Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by kokoye(m): 10:09pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Most of the pictures posted above are not real. C'mon! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by OAM4J: 10:10pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Lord have mercy 1 Like
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