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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by nizetee: 10:47am On Feb 23, 2017
ruggedised:
and big cucumber units them, all the single ladies out there may cucumber help u secure you own man IJN kiss

Anointed cocumber grin grin

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ReneeNuttall(f): 11:16am On Feb 23, 2017
EmperorTech:
cheesy cheesy Where in Benin do you reside?
close to odubu's house
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by CellTabRepairs: 12:44pm On Feb 23, 2017
ruggedised:
and big cucumber units them, all the single ladies out there may cucumber help u secure you own man IJN kiss

This one ain't big enough... she will not take it!!!

Meanwhile, check out my real cucumber !!

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by CellTabRepairs: 12:49pm On Feb 23, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder grin

...let no bigger cucumber separate


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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by isnovic(m): 12:50pm On Feb 23, 2017
CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder grin

papi let no chidinma put asunder ni
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by CaroLyner(f): 1:35pm On Feb 23, 2017
selflover:
let no carrot put asunder
I see wat you did there grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by CloudResident(m): 6:37pm On Feb 23, 2017
You asked for it oya take!

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by gbegemaster(m): 8:16pm On Feb 23, 2017
Ishilove:

Ha, no o. How can I do anything behind your back?? Never! sad

Which letter? I haven't seen any letter o. Perhaps the little boy you sent has cornered the letter to read it cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss kiss kiss

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 8:22pm On Feb 23, 2017
gbegemaster:
cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss kiss kiss
Chai, dis ya letter just dey do my heart kikim kikim wink cheesy cheesy kiss

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by selflover(f): 8:40pm On Feb 23, 2017
CaroLyner:
I see wat you did there grin
lol
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by gbegemaster(m): 10:29pm On Feb 23, 2017
Ishilove:

Chai, dis ya letter just dey do my heart kikim kikim wink cheesy cheesy kiss
kiss
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by lugardmusa: 2:47pm On Feb 24, 2017
madridguy:
grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Oshe
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by ebimarian: 3:16pm On Mar 17, 2017
LecciGucci:
Hahahahaha THIS GUY NA BAD GUY..ASIN
THAT TEKNO LINES HAS BEEN MAKING THE JOB EASIER FOR ME I SWEAR. grin cheesy cheesy

TO KNOW D CHANCE OF A GIRL GETTING DOWN WITH YA... NOT SURE IF SHE WILL BUY IT OR GET PISSED IF U DRIFT INTO DIRTY TALK wink... JUST SWITCH TO MIMING TEKNO LINES JOKINGLY.
HER REACTION or COMMENT WILL TELL U ur NEXT MOVE Or THE NEXT COMMENT... grin.


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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by LecciGucci: 9:58am On Mar 21, 2017
ebimarian:

Smh

Baby why cheesy
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 4:04am On Jun 06, 2018
greatgod2012:
Lol.......
Hope the man has big cucumber that can satisfy the damsel!
I have big cucumber that can satisfy you. It's just 8 inches
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 4:08am On Jun 06, 2018
shinel:
Hope you have a big cucumber that can satisfy her or else...
Clearly she is of the type that love it big... ;DHope you have a big cucumber that can satisfy her or else...
Clearly she is of the type that love it big...
How do you know plus do you like it Big
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 4:12am On Jun 06, 2018
themonk:
grin I get big cassava na How are you today, pretty?
Mr monk Sighted
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 4:13am On Jun 06, 2018
Nwaoma198:
Now I think I need a bigger cucumber
Yeah size does Matters. So what size do you like
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Olifiz(m): 4:24am On Jun 06, 2018
ReneeNuttall:
scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one

The scene two is UBTH golf course.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by themonk(m): 5:07am On Jun 06, 2018
kelvinrhs:

Mr monk Sighted
grin
Don't let your sister know.

How are you?
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jun 10, 2018
themonk:
grin Don't let your sister know.
How are you?
I am fine, I lost your contact so I came back to the source to find you.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 11:38am On Dec 02, 2018
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