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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Robynwelo1(f): 3:16pm On May 05, 2017
bussieboi:
It was a nyc story but at this point am fed up

Can't be checking everyday and not seeing any update

Bye
Exactly! I come here everyday expecting. I guess it will be fun for people that will read it to the end some time later.

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Celsony: 4:55pm On May 05, 2017
Emmerich09:
you are very correct bro, Camp was really fun, about the girls you talked about, before leaving home my bro warned me not too get too attached to any girl but I guess I Cudnt help it Wen I met her. At the end you know Wats up nw. Abt the underage student nahhh its not my thing. I will give a thought abt Corpers from D same lga, thanks bro...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY UNDERAGE STUDENTS PLS?
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by queenasasili(f): 10:41am On May 06, 2017
If I check back n did not see any update you will explain to me what you are doing with Lara in the other room

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by kkins25(m): 4:32pm On May 06, 2017
queenasasili:
If I check back n did not see any update you will explain to me what you are doing with Lara in the other room
hahahahaha

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Charlyblinks101: 2:17pm On May 07, 2017
Come guy, waiting dey Happen nau, you done keep us on suspense for so long and is not being funny at all. So come and finish what you started oo. Hope you dey fine shaa??

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Kayode12345: 8:36pm On May 07, 2017
Guy we they Wait for update oh.....Nice piece bro

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by sludge: 4:07pm On May 08, 2017
y d delay now continue with d rest of the story
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by simplyakinz(m): 8:07pm On May 08, 2017
The Guy No Get Story To Tell Anymore
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Funtan(m): 12:08am On May 09, 2017
undecided No update yet... Na so I dey check everyday like I'm checking scores on betnaija.

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by amicdan(m): 10:02am On May 09, 2017
Lolz....He is just trying to be careful....Am not against adding salt and pepper to stories....but when you lie against a whole camp commandant.....Men thats bad....What if his family that knows he was in charge of your nysc set read the part where u belittle a whole captain just to make your self feel funky...
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by opethom(m): 2:24pm On May 09, 2017
E be like say make I curse this op, for my life, I never read for 5 min, I spent more than 3 hours to read the whole poo and I'm still on half way waiting for the rest of the story....
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 11:10pm On May 09, 2017
Good evening everyone, I must admit that i messed up by keeping you guyz waiting for this long it wasn't my intention to do so. I must say a big thank you to everyone for your patience and continuous support, even tho some people were getting angry at me and saying things they shouldn't have said but it's okay to express how you feel... But you should also try nd understand that i also have things doing that made me to be unable to update like i used to, but it's all good... From now on I am making up for my lackadaisical attitude towards not being able to update nd it's gonna be back to back updates from now on guyz, love you all mostly my Lara smalls...

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 11:58pm On May 09, 2017
When i looked back and saw the other two coming towards me that was when i realized that I was actually being watched and followed, up till dis point nd I knew I had to act fast or I would be so sorry cuz this guys don't look like they can actually be reasoned with but I believed in WOM (WORD OF MOUTH). I believed that each man has a price nd if I can be able to recognize theirs nd say something reasonable before dey decend on me then I will be free at least for a while.... So I stared at them as they approached me nd I was in their middle like a mice in the mist of cats waiting to be dismantled into shreds, then one of them said oboy so na you dey carry dat fine beb abi, because you don fair nw you think say you fit dey carry meat wey boss suppose dey carry ba? Then another said no mind the yeye boy imagine say he go dey speak grammar for baba, he dey form say he Sabi him right for camp, oya talk here naw make i make you black sharply for hia. i knew the odds were not in my favor nd there is only one way to buy myself out of dis problem that am in so i turned nd face the one that seems to be in charge nd said please sir i believe you have a wife and you love her very much dats why you married her, am very much in love with dis girl nd she has made my life worth while here in camp nd i couldn't bear her being hurt or taken away from me so pls before I could say another word one of them that was very impatient shouted at me nd told me to shut up nd go down before he will decend on me, dat am not even afraid am still talking about love in front of them. So i went down (you know the saying with soldiers, obey before you complain) while I was down nd they were thinking of wat next to to me, then he said to me how much do you love this girl, nd I looked up and said to him with all my heart sir, and he asked again to wat length can you go to keep her safe nd I answered any length sir. The others were surprised nd one of dem said oga wetin dey happen naw make we do dis guy commot here nd he told him to keep shut. Right there I knew the pendulum has swung to my part nd the odds are now in my favor, then he said wat can you do for us here so we can make sure that you don't have any problems with oga nd dis beb again till you leave camp the then my face lit up then I said how about buying you nd ur men drinks nd smoke here every night in the Mami till the end of camp when I said that his face lit up nd he looked at me nd said stand up, i think we can work something out but are you sure you can keep up with your words he asked again nd I said very well sir. He looked at me rest three nd Said abi wetin una think una no like the idea? Abi una no wan dey drink free beer every night nd dey agreed, then he told me to give him my number nd go that he will take care of the issue with baba dat was how i left there nd ran to the hostel. I got to the hostel nd my guyz were already getting a bit worried about me cuz the bigle has been sounded a while back den i explained to them wat happened nd they were not so surprised cuz it has been a long time coming. After gisting them about everything I was so tired and I bid them good nyt and slept off, woke up the next day with mixed feelings about what happened last night but inside of me I knew that I was good to go, so we took our baths nd headed to the parade ground for the usual matter I got there nd stood at the back nd towards the end I heard them announcing the date for the Mr camp and miss camp, the Mr fine face, the quiz competition nd most importantly the Mr macho and Miss NYSC. Everyone was happy dat various events are coming up nd the fun is already in the air, after the morning drill I met with Lara and we had talks concerning last night but I could not tell her wat really happened with my oga's at the top...

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Nobody: 12:25am On May 10, 2017
Ghost mood deactivated!
Nice one Emmerich09
More grease to your elbow.

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:35am On May 10, 2017
Eco2580:
Ghost mood deactivated! Nice one Emmerich09 More grease to your elbow.
Thanks a lot Bro...

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Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:36am On May 10, 2017
opethom:
E be like say make I curse this op, for my life, I never read for 5 min, I spent more than 3 hours to read the whole poo and I'm still on half way waiting for the rest of the story....
Lol it's all good Bro have updated...
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:36am On May 10, 2017
Funtan:
undecided No update yet... Na so I dey check everyday like I'm checking scores on betnaija.
updated....
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:37am On May 10, 2017
sludge:
y d delay now continue with d rest of the story
updated
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:37am On May 10, 2017
Kayode12345:
Guy we they Wait for update oh.....Nice piece bro
Thanks... Updated...
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:38am On May 10, 2017
Charlyblinks101:
Come guy, waiting dey Happen nau, you done keep us on suspense for so long and is not being funny at all. So come and finish what you started oo. Hope you dey fine shaa??
Am very fine Bro... Updated....
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:39am On May 10, 2017
queenasasili:
If I check back n did not see any update you will explain to me what you are doing with Lara in the other room
Lol Queen you ehn.... Have updated...
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:41am On May 10, 2017
Robynwelo1:

Exactly! I come here everyday expecting. I guess it will be fun for people that will read it to the end some time later.
updated..
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:42am On May 10, 2017
bussieboi:
It was a nyc story but at this point am fed up

Can't be checking everyday and not seeing any update

Bye
updated Bro...
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:42am On May 10, 2017
Angelswt:
Emmerich09!!!
Am back....
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:43am On May 10, 2017
Dipsandy:
Emmerich we r waitn o.stop keeping us in suspense.nice tory by d way.
updated
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:45am On May 10, 2017
kkins25:
youre welcome bro... now update... tell us how dem beat u
updated Bro
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:45am On May 10, 2017
Abiola4eva:
Nice one bro,cant help than to comes out of ghost mode and commend you.
New updade pls.
updated...
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:46am On May 10, 2017
Leiykong:
Lols Double wahala oo...lola don cause yawa
updated
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:47am On May 10, 2017
Leiykong:
Omo this story make sense die..Op were r u na
updated...
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:48am On May 10, 2017
sparkle4u:
Why are you hesitating, abi because of the beating you receive from your rival grin grin.? Or are you still recovering lipsrsealed cheesy
updated sparkle
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:48am On May 10, 2017
Igwe007:
Nice story. Oya Op come and complete it.
updated
Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:51am On May 10, 2017
Charlyblinks101:
Guy, i have been very patient reading your story so far oo. But my Observation is that, at your early right up, you said something about slapping a co-coper at Mami. So i have been waiting patiently to know the out come between you guys or the slap wey you slap am don drive the guy commot from camp? I no com understand again oooo
updated

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