Just for fun. Pardon my write up. . �. I'm not a writer.
Author ikpedia Timothy

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interesting

Okumagbaboy

I will start sharing write ups now. Rather than sharing screen shots.... I just hope you guys are loving my story. I am open to critiques. I am ready to improve. . Plus I need you guys to motivate me.. Like just comment and tell me to go on

Busy munching it with spoon so happily... Me I wanted to cry , like you can see the disgust in my face but I just consoled my self and said silently, Timmy don't cry, you are a man. You have seen more than this. As this thought cross through my mind. I just remembered all the rubbish i have eaten as a student. From Julius's Egusi soup that that almost made me purge to death to ovo's beans that wasn't even burnt from under the pot but was tasting burnt. It is well I spoke silently. I just picked my towel and headed for the bathroom to shower. I came back after like 15minutes only to find ademola already sleeping. I just kept my bucket under the bed and wanted to stretch my body when my nose came in contact with ademola's yansh.�. I gasped for breath for the shocking smell I received. "WAIT, NA THIS BOY YANSH DEY SMELL SO ABI NA MY NOSE? ABEG I WANNA GO HOME" I lamented within. Since I am not sure yet whether it's the yansh or his bed that was smelling, I bent down and raised my head again to get a second check. This time around I almost collapsed. I said in my mind, oh God in heaven, why art thou forsaken me ���. Everything was now getting much much annoying. With noise coming from different angles of the hostel. Chibuike came around he was just at the side of my bonk with Marvin on top. We chatted a little At first I thought chibuike an igbo guy he was cool and normal. I didnt even know he doesn't have sense. Like this guy was chasing women up and down camp he was funny sha but he too like talk. This same idiot said I have a spiritual wife. Because he said he heard me sleep talking ���. I later got bored looking and listening to different people talking in the hostel. I just buried my head in my phone checking for updates on all social media apps. I haven't even seen like 50% of things on the internet before sleep came calling.. I just kept my phone and slept because it was even getting more cold. Like they said, That's Kaduna weather for you. I Prayed and slept. And boom it was already after 4 in the early hours of the morning.

I saw some people rushing to take their bath, others where already on their white on white. Some even had their shoes on while lying on the bed like sacrificial lambs. They just can't wait for the biggle to be Blown so that they can rush to parade ground. Me I was still in my boxers covered in the wrapper my mom gave to me ��. I looked at those running heketa seketa and those already on their costumes and said within. Na suffer go kill Una ���. I wanted to enter under my wrapper back again because it was fucking cold. I had barely covered up fully when I heard move out! Move out! I checked to see if it was one of us trying to play pranks, lemme swear curse on him☹️☹️. It was when I saw an army man that it dawned on me that Las Las na all of us suffer go kill here. ��. I hissed and reached out for my bag searching for my white top i wore the previous evening with my short already at my reach. I hurriedly put them on. And was walking majestically to the parade ground when I heard one soldier shouted. ONTONDO! where are you going to without your cap. I just turned and checked if it was me or another person he was referring to. And he shouted again white fowl I'm talking to you. Why are you looking behind you. Oh God son this one isba neccesity too, but I am not a cap guy na I lamented within. I just jejely went back to get my cap. Because am not in the mood to beat up any soldier.

Which kind write-up be this one. Na book u wan launch?

You expect us to read all these?

What i want to hear is how soldiers punish you or you fought soldier

Mycheeeew

Please everyone, I need a job soo badly. Help a depressed soul. This is the thread I created. Thank you.

https://www.nairaland.com/5325035/please-depression-killing-me

I hate the way some deltans dey glorify warri eh. You go feel say na here ruggedity and wisdom originate from. Meanwhile na drab state with little or no industrial presence even social life dey poor. I feel for my once glorious state

I got tired of reading....

Kingtim:
I saw some people rushing to take their bath, others where already on their white on white. Some even had their shoes on while lying on the bed like sacrificial lambs. They just can't wait for the biggle to be Blown so that they can rush to parade ground. Me I was still in my boxers covered in the wrapper my mom gave to me ��. I looked at those running heketa seketa and those already on their costumes and said within. Na suffer go kill Una ���. I wanted to enter under my wrapper back again because it was fucking cold. I had barely covered up fully when I heard move out! Move out! I checked to see if it was one of us trying to play pranks, lemme swear curse on him☹️☹️. It was when I saw an army man that it dawned on me that Las Las na all of us suffer go kill here. ��. I hissed and reached out for my bag searching for my white top i wore the previous evening with my short already at my reach. I hurriedly put them on. And was walking majestically to the parade ground when I heard one soldier shouted. ONTONDO! where are you going to without your cap. I just turned and checked if it was me or another person he was referring to. And he shouted again white fowl I'm talking to you. Why are you looking behind you. Oh God son this one isba neccesity too, but I am not a cap guy na I lamented within. I just jejely went back to get my cap. Because am not in the mood to beat up any soldier.

nice, which app u use for the screenshots?

Too long. No time to read all these boring cruise. Could have removed some unnecessary stuffs up there.