Continue loooool

Continue Bro, Keep it up.

I read it

Nice write up..I also camped in black gold,so it's kind of familiar to me

Abeg continue

Please how many credit units is this course with such a bulky material? how many years will it take for someone to graduate?

Funny guy. Your pen is as crazy as it is hilarious. You paint the picture so well with words. You should think of writing articles for some funny magazine. The kind of funny stuffs I read in hints magazine or better lover magazine.
Oya bashers.... Make una kee me. Na una holy pass.

Ah. Back in the days.
We carried all the girls on our back and jogged round the field 20times.
They said we should climb obstacle wall.
We ATE the wall.
After 3weeks camp we stayed another 1 month and did all the whole exercise again.
Commandant was begging us to go.
No way.

My set was the best. The days when men were men!

I can relate to most of this things when I served. Though not a warri boy, I can feel your pain. Please keep it coming .

...I had a good laugh.
Enjoy your story telling...

Kingtim:
Busy munching it with spoon so happily... Me I wanted to cry , like you can see the disgust in my face but I just consoled my self and said silently, Timmy don't cry, you are a man. You have seen more than this. As this thought cross through my mind. I just remembered all the rubbish i have eaten as a student. From Julius's Egusi soup that that almost made me purge to death to ovo's beans that wasn't even burnt from under the pot but was tasting burnt. It is well I spoke silently. I just picked my towel and headed for the bathroom to shower. I came back after like 15minutes only to find ademola already sleeping. I just kept my bucket under the bed and wanted to stretch my body when my nose came in contact with ademola's yansh.�. I gasped for breath for the shocking smell I received. "WAIT, NA THIS BOY YANSH DEY SMELL SO ABI NA MY NOSE? ABEG I WANNA GO HOME" I lamented within. Since I am not sure yet whether it's the yansh or his bed that was smelling, I bent down and raised my head again to get a second check. This time around I almost collapsed. I said in my mind, oh God in heaven, why art thou forsaken me ���. Everything was now getting much much annoying. With noise coming from different angles of the hostel. Chibuike came around he was just at the side of my bonk with Marvin on top. We chatted a little At first I thought chibuike an igbo guy he was cool and normal. I didnt even know he doesn't have sense. Like this guy was chasing women up and down camp he was funny sha but he too like talk. This same idiot said I have a spiritual wife. Because he said he heard me sleep talking ���. I later got bored looking and listening to different people talking in the hostel. I just buried my head in my phone checking for updates on all social media apps. I haven't even seen like 50% of things on the internet before sleep came calling.. I just kept my phone and slept because it was even getting more cold. Like they said, That's Kaduna weather for you. I Prayed and slept. And boom it was already after 4 in the early hours of the morning.

Pls can u give me your number or you can chat me up, or anybody that went with stream
I ' m scheduled to go with stream 2 . I was posted to Kaduna. I need info on some certain things
08169283082

O boy, you funny die.
Keep it coming. I can relate with your narrations

Helter Skelter - heketa seketa

Camps stories

Lolzzzz
Following with keen interest

Jgoldie:
I got tired of reading....

Pretty lady. How u dey??

Camp was fun and crazy at the same time... Am enjoying your story. Weldone!!

Oga, come n continue what you started o

Kingtim:
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ogbeni..... the experience is the same for everybody who has gone to camp..... shikena

Oga continue jor. don't mind dem

I believe you're part of this new set of corpers Batch B, stream II, I greet you. I remain my humble self Alhaji Opeoluwa Onasan, Platoon 2.
Black Gold camp...


when I don cook my story finish, I go share...or not�

meanwhile, oga abeg try to group the paragraphs, eye dey pain me.

ok

Camp life haha, well me didnt have any wahala as my elder bro by luck was the camp commandant. All my dad had to do was instruct him to ensure i was ok.

Instead i was the one disturbing my big bro

Nysc rubbish scheme.nonsence program.

Laziness won't let me read this long essay

Even at a gun point someone asked me to read something that long or my life... I'll definitely say MY LIFE.

eni4real:
Pretty lady. How u dey??

I'm fine,thank you

I'm enjoying your write-up... Well done.

Nice and funny write-up. Keep it coming.

Fragility6:
I hate the way some deltans dey glorify warri eh. You go feel say na here ruggedity and wisdom originate from. Meanwhile na drab state with little or no industrial presence even social life dey poor. I feel for my once glorious state

not only you my brother

Fragility6:
I hate the way some deltans dey glorify warri eh. You go feel say na here ruggedity and wisdom originate from. Meanwhile na drab state with little or no industrial presence even social life dey poor. I feel for my once glorious state

chillaz, you never understand, live with warri people, you definitely feel the vibes....

No mind dem continue jare....