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Installing Husband V1.0 by Anapolis: 11:36am On Dec 11, 2009 |
[b]INSTALLING HUSBAND V1.0!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0 . In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, NO MONEY 3.0 and FOTBAL 4.1 , Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Reply DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5, However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam [/b] for more visit: www.wonderplus..com |
Re: Installing Husband V1.0 by clemiss(m): 1:18pm On Dec 12, 2009 |
great joke my dear she can also apply sex 8.8 it will improve her husband 1.0 to release jewery 5.5 and flower 3.5 goodluck. |
Re: Installing Husband V1.0 by donjon: 7:10pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
Nice |
Re: Installing Husband V1.0 by studio43(m): 9:55pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
Too long and dry |
Re: Installing Husband V1.0 by studio43(m): 10:20pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
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