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Pc Support : Installing Husband 2.1 (Joke) by anusule(m): 8:39pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
Dear Tech Support, Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Football 5.0 and Cricket3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? reply, pending! time remaining to get feedback: 1 day to view our faqs, visit: www.ajidesblog..com/faqs |
Re: Pc Support : Installing Husband 2.1 (Joke) by niteduff(m): 11:46am On Dec 20, 2007 |
wrong section to post jokes, |
Re: Pc Support : Installing Husband 2.1 (Joke) by anusule(m): 9:03pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
reply ready ![]() Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: ''http:I Thought You Loved Me.html'' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying aditional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7 Cheers. |
Re: Pc Support : Installing Husband 2.1 (Joke) by anusule(m): 9:23pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
;d |
Re: Pc Support : Installing Husband 2.1 (Joke) by topeteadr(m): 11:34pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Cheers. |
Re: Pc Support : Installing Husband 2.1 (Joke) by anusule(m): 5:24pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Pc Support : Installing Husband 2.1 (Joke) by checkoutdr(m): 2:11pm On Oct 11, 2008 |
Why not try input divorce 8.0, first application package |
Re: Pc Support : Installing Husband 2.1 (Joke) by dreday(m): 2:50pm On Oct 11, 2008 |
Old joke,but interesting.Bigups |
Re: Pc Support : Installing Husband 2.1 (Joke) by Gabry(f): 3:07pm On Oct 11, 2008 |
ill come back |
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