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What Is Politics by ichommy(m): 5:58pm On Dec 21, 2009 |
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit." |
Re: What Is Politics by CuteAngel(f): 10:56am On Dec 22, 2009 |
Nice joke i can't get tired of reading. |
Re: What Is Politics by clemcykul(f): 11:03am On Dec 22, 2009 |
so keep on reading . , . . . . . . @poster nice one |
Re: What Is Politics by Nobody: 2:05pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
ichommy:[/b]this is the best joe everrrrrrrrr ![]() |
Re: What Is Politics by ichommy(m): 5:03pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
@ All Thanks ![]() |
Re: What Is Politics by kabola2009(m): 1:38pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
educative joke you don kolo |
Re: What Is Politics by ichommy(m): 2:52pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
kolo ![]() |
Re: What Is Politics by sylve11: 3:51pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
Nice joke there! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Is Politics by Kunbee: 10:49pm On Dec 25, 2009 |
Its ok ![]() |
Re: What Is Politics by ichommy(m): 12:12pm On Dec 26, 2009 |
Kunbee: ![]() |
Re: What Is Politics by bandely(m): 1:59pm On Dec 26, 2009 |
Cool! ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Is Politics by Kunbee: 12:49am On Dec 27, 2009 |
ichommy: So what |
Re: What Is Politics by Nobody: 8:10pm On Feb 25, 2010 |
Nice one ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Is Politics by tanimz(f): 8:19pm On Feb 25, 2010 |
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Re: What Is Politics by Kunbee: 1:57am On Feb 27, 2010 |
Really ![]() |
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