A fallout of Dinogate: some ABU students and alumni have been roaming the internet with the good news of ABU's greatness.

I have often advocated that misbehaving Nigerian public officials should be dragged to the Eagle Square and flogged publicly. Anybody talking about any University in Nigeria today and the words "great", "excellent", and "exceptional" appear in his sentences should be taken to the Eagle Square and shot.

Many Nigerians, home and abroad, are in denial about the gravity of the situation with our Universities. When I mention the 17th century, they think I am deploying hyperbole for effect. In many instances, I am being sadly and tragically literal.

A problem whose gravity cannot be acknowledged cannot be solved. And those who still think that so-and-so University in Nigeria is great or exceptional or excellent will never allow us to take the full measure of the situation.

There is a reason Wole Soyinka once advocated a one-year closure of our Universities and the declaration of a state of emergency in that sector. He wasn't being mean.

Take something as simple as a website - the first proof of a University's location in the 21st-century. No Nigerian University today has a 100% functional website. The best you can hope to get is a website that is 80% functional - and this is in the most extraordinary of cases.

There is even a state University in 21st-century Nigeria that has no website at all. I mean it: no website. The only reason I am not naming the said University - for now - is that I have sent a memo to the VC through back channels and I am still waiting for what he has to say.

But that is a state University. What about our "elite" Universities? Go to their websites and it is a tragic tale of broken links, nonexistent Urls and other assorted evidence of 17th-century identity. You want proof? Okay, come with me:

Try to visit the website of the Faculty of the Social Sciences, University of Ibadan here and report back to me:

http://socsc.ui.edu.ng/cgi-sys/defaultwebpage.cgi

This is the social sciences in Nigeria's Premier University. There are more horror stories from UI's website but let us move on. How about you go to UNILAG and try to locate some Departments in the Faculty of Arts here:

http://arts.unilag.edu.ng/

Look for the "Departments" link. There is a drop down for the following departments: creative arts, English, European Languages, etc. How about you click on each of the Departments? Of the six Departments listed, only three have content in their websites. And the only content they have is a welcome message! This is the faculty of Arts in Unilag! There are more horror stories from the website of Unilag.

The horror stories from the websites of UI and Unilag are matched by similar stories from the websites of OAU, UNN, and ABU. And these are the "elite" Universities. Where you can find faculty listings, you cannot find their research or courses or seminars.

Are you interested major international funder who wants to make an endowment to ABU for scholarship on Northern Nigerian writing? Perhaps you have $5 million dollars, and you are thinking seriously about ABU, especially the Department of English, Faculty of Arts. Before you even make contact at all with ABU, you have to do due diligence. You have to do your homework. In 21st century culture, it means getting your research assistant to look at the current research interests in the Department of English at ABU. It is a cold winter day and your research assistant wants to do the assignment quickly. He goes to the website of the Department of English and clicks on "Research" here:

http://english.abu.edu.ng/research.html

Tough luck. Even Nigeria's most expensive private Universities do not fare better. Somebody will be a product of this sort of thing and be chest beating that one University is better than the rest or better than others. I keep telling people: whether you are UI or Unilag or OAU or UNN, stop disturbing with tales of your superiority to folks from LAUTECH, Niger Delta University, Tatari Ali University, Usmanu Danfodiyo University, etc. All na wash. All na the same unacceptable and intolerable 17th-century backwardness.

I don't make any distinction between Universities in Nigeria. Every University in Nigeria needs to be in the intensive care unit. No exception.

If we don't have the courage to acknowledge this terrible situation, how are we going to fix it? Nigeria can be at the forefront of the advancement of knowledge and civilization if only we would have the courage to accept this situation and fix it.

As terrible as the picture is, just imagine the strides that many of our courageous colleagues who are teaching in Nigerian Universities are making globally. It is from this same rottenly underdeveloped University context, with no facilities and zero resources, that they gallivant the world in conferences, seminars, symposia and conquer. It is from this same context that they win the most prestigious fellowships in the world. Just imagine what they would do if we were to bring our Universities to the 21st-century.

So when you here yeye ABU students and alumni saying that despite Dino, ABU is this and that, tell them to shut up or else we shall frog march them to the Eagle Square and...

Dino is nothing but a 21st-Century crook produced by a 17th-Century University.

I said it. Arrest me!


http://saharareporters.com/2017/03/22/dino-21st-century-crook-17th-century-university-pius-adesanmi



Lalasticlala

Sahara reporters still get mouth?

you be preparing his 5bila....

Another Nigerian Certificate compiler has spoken

Dino madlaye the crook

DINO IS A GRADUATE REASONS AGAINST LAUGHABLE - DIVINELOVE


For d records I dnt really kw DINO as a person but I think the young man is being fought by the powers that be for his extra ordinary courage n rare display of confidence n composure.

Dino is a living example that what u need to succeed in live is much more than sch grades, u need gut and bravado which he is richly blessed with nt forgetting dt he is articulate.

The VC of ABU Zaria who is the chairman of the highest decision making body of dt University called the university senate has spoken ie Dino melaye is a third class graduate of ABU Zaria, this can't be contested provided it came after a uni Senate meeting which was why ABU delayed before going public on the scandal.

SR CEO shld stop embarrassing himself together with some Dino haters BC Dino has triumphed over all of u.

Some of the issues raised afterwards are laughable n shows a complete display of ignorance by Sahara reporters n Dino haters.

Let's look at the top three

1. Dino served in 1999 n graduated in 2000

Answer- even a complete illiterate kws that this is very possible. Yes he could have graduated but his statement of result might take another 6months to be ready esp when we kw he had alot of carry overs. All dt is required is a letter to Nysc by ABU registrar stating that he has graduated awaiting his statement of result and he will be registered for nysc.

2. He had a certain carryover in a certain geography course.

Ans- Ok yes even if he had carry over he can still graduate if he was granted waiver by ABU Senate at the time as an over staying student, it is an acceptable practice anywhere in the world.

3. His name can't be found in the graduands convocation list

Ans -Nawa ooo hw can anyone who is a University graduate raise this as an issue, pls this is a non issue BC most people's name are omitted in error and they still got their certificates, Dino has promised to go get his certificate ofcourse his certificate is assured BC Uni VC has authenticated his graduation. Also there is something called addendum list and Dino's name may be there too.

So haters of Dino and SR CEO I hope you all can see dt you gave yourselves away as illiterates. Let me quickly send Dino a mail to pursue his case against SR reports as he has a very good case against them.

Signed
DivineLove
Chairman Nairaland Brightest minds
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