this question made me cry, not for emotions but I cried because I wished it actually true and how I will design my friend with slaps...
www.sundayjoe.com/2017/03/can-you-slap-your-best-friend-for.html

I go slap myself join.

I will give him a hotter slap then make him rich.

Very well afterall him go follow me chop the cash.

Who won't? It's your friend not lion

Slap? Wetin dey dier Even if that slap go land am for hospital na d money we go carry solve our problem together.

Slap am wella and give am 5% of the loot, just like Federal government.

He would beg me to slap him

Infact over slap,if she tall pass me sef i go beg her make she come down to my level make d slap 4 enter well

I wont online slap ,,,i will beat,,fight including very 1 ,,,her papa mama,,abeg wey de money??

Even my friend will be happy I took the wise decision to slap him.

I'll call bois 4 am

dey say “d heart of man is desperately wicked, above all things, who can know it”...is this the love you claim or confess to your friend?...well i dont blame anyone because the bible rightly warned us earlier before now that “on the last days, the love of many will wax cold, men will be lovers of themselves and money, instead of God”...
i know say even if na gun, una no go hesitate to kill una friends for the money...issorite!!...kwantinu! theris God

BBBlaze:
dey say “d heart of man is desperately wicked, above all things, who can know it”...is this the love you claim or confess to your friend?...well i dont blame anyone because the bible rightly warned us earlier before now that “on the last days, the love of many will wax cold, men will be lovers of themselves and money, instead of God”...
i know say even if na gun, una no go hesitate to kill una friends for the money...issorite!!...kwantinu! theris God

omo nah joke oh ...so as u dae even if dem tell u Mae u slap ur friend for 2mill$ u go start dae quote bible

Friedyokes:
omo nah joke oh ...so as u dae even if dem tell u Mae u slap ur friend for 2mill$ u go start dae quote bible

i wont my friend! instead i will tell him to take my position ...wit dat d sin will b on his head

BBBlaze:

i wont my friend! instead i will tell him to take my position ...wit dat d sin will b on his head

Which kind talk be this for this early momo?

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BBBlaze:

i wont my friend! instead i will tell him to take my position ...wit dat d sin will b on his head

Sin?
How is that a sin? Sha everyones got his own interpretation of the bible

Me since he is MY FRIEND if i slap am give am like $1000 im go tell me mah slap anoda one