Anitateddy:
Lol.....know what?

Preye1599:
Was when I was in 100level,in chemistry lab I was talking to this girl and when I was about to leave, I asked for her number and she said "is this how you ask for number" I thought she was joking and I said she should tell me how,she walked away...I later met her in physics lab just beside the chemistry lab and I tried talking to her and she was like"why are you talking to me"...And I jejely left her and I've not talked to her since that day, but later that semester I went to school with my tundra that has racing stripes and I became the king in my level...And the girl has also depreciated, her front teeth broke,her ass reduced and my friend that got close to her once said she now has body odour and also that same day another girl I was with inside the lab gave me hot slap because she thought I did something I didn't

laydoh:



wetin u cum do, u dry luk? I op nt

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

Anitateddy:
Lol.......Some comments tho. But honestly some men don't know how to approach a lady. I once remember slapping one that held my hand on the road.

messenger4891:
mine was an office romance but later i discovered I was falling in luv where as she just maintained that sex mate stuff .along the line a lot happened I decided to let go off her but it was hard blc she was my subordinate ,she was d one dat seduced me.when she discovered I was avoiding her then she decided not to obey my instruction again .a big trouble! I decided to confront her to my greatest surprise she told me I only have d..ck without money (oji amu ejehi ego) .though my salary is beyond 80k .I felt so embarrassed blc other staff of my department were there

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

Donjazzy12:

As usual full of yourself! Yet no sense made..... And if you are matured as you meant to quip, then you are a big disappointment.
Like I said, men like you make women despise men .

vanida6:
i dont tink have ever embarrased any man before,,,am so kind to any man who come to me

Anitateddy:
Lol.......Some comments tho. But honestly some men don't know how to approach a lady. I once remember slapping one that held my hand on the road.

Liamm:
My embarrassment goes thus:

Saw this beautiful lady roaming about my department. Thought she was a colleague so decided to hit on her with sweet lines. She chuckled then asked about my level. Told her I was in my finals then she told me she's a new lecturer. Gawd! I was tongue-tied looking at her sheepishly while she left wiggling her ass with reckless abandon.

vanida6:
mind viewing my profile pls

Anitateddy:
Lol.......Some comments tho. But honestly some men don't know how to approach a lady. I once remember slapping one that held my hand on the road.

elkon:
my own na ..Hello sis can I see you for a minutes please. .d gal b like

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

Samadhii:
All those boys that have approached girls b4, I doff my hat for una.
Me that I am a die hard Introvert. I can't even approach a girl talkless of initiating a chat. If a girl should approach me, my heart will start doing gbish gbish gbish. So I don't even bother myself, my books have become my best pals.

HARDDON:


Aiit, u asked 4 it n i dont suffer f00ls.


For a start, who is really a big dissapointment : a man who has a defined personality or d one who is so ashamed of his warped life n decided to assume d identity of another hoping that by so doing, d misery of his pathetic life can be atoned for? Appropriating Donjazzy as sobriquet cannot attone for your impecunious life.

Secondly, romancelanders who are worth their buff know that i am one voice that stands out n sounds distinct when the balls of men are been trampled n wud hv none of it. I have , in course of schooling guys n standing up for same, made lota female enemies cos Ball ova anytin else.
So 4 u, a lilliputian brat who has no idea what balls r, to wake up from your hiatus n come @ me with crude crase is not only an effrontery on my person, but a slap on my stands.

Here is a link to Dating Drills : https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42440289

I'd expect an unreserved appology by the time you r done learning

HARDDON:


Aiit, u asked 4 it n i dont suffer f00ls.


For a start, who is really a big dissapointment : a man who has a defined personality or d one who is so ashamed of his warped life n decided to assume d identity of another hoping that by so doing, d misery of his pathetic life can be atoned for? Appropriating Donjazzy as sobriquet cannot attone for impecunious life.

Secondly, romancelanders who are worth their buff know that i am one voice that stands out n sounds distinct when the balls of men are been trampled n wud hv none of it. I have , in course of schooling guys n standing up for same, made lota female enemies cos Ball ova anytin else.
So 4 u, a lilliputian brat who has no idea what balls r, to wake up from your hiatus n come @ me with crude crase is not only an effrontry on my person, but a slap on my stands.

Here is a link to Dating Drills : https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42440289

I'd expect an unreserved appology by the time you r done learning

HARDDON:


Aiit, u asked 4 it n i dont suffer f00ls.


For a start, who is really a big dissapointment : a man who has a defined personality or d one who is so ashamed of his warped life n decided to assume d identity of another hoping that by so doing, d misery of his pathetic life can be atoned for? Appropriating Donjazzy as sobriquet cannot attone for your impecunious life.

Secondly, romancelanders who are worth their buff know that i am one voice that stands out n sounds distinct when the balls of men are been trampled n wud hv none of it. I have , in course of schooling guys n standing up for same, made lota female enemies cos Ball ova anytin else.
So 4 u, a lilliputian brat who has no idea what balls r, to wake up from your hiatus n come @ me with crude crase is not only an effrontery on my person, but a slap on my stands.

Here is a link to Dating Drills : https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42440289

I'd expect an unreserved appology by the time you r done learning

HARDDON:


Oh heck!

Hope u swore there n then to make d money n buy her entire village then bring down only her father's house as u evict them?


But gee , ur convo was not only needy , it was borinnnnnggg arrrhhhh

lilmaydee:

Yes oo. omo boy just begin hustle real hard. Though she said the bitter truth but guess I wasn't expecting such utterances from her. Saw her recently though. She don born pikin n d guy no gree collect am na her mama house she still dey all those beauty wey dey shak me den don kpafuka

HARDDON:


Oh heck!

Hope u swore there n then to make d money n buy her entire village then bring down only her father's house as u evict them?


But gee , ur convo was not only needy , it was borinnnnnggg arrrhhhh

@Pinkpetals

Where is the link to ur other feathers
Show me so we can fling like mortals

Polyphony:
well...i hope you don't laugh. this happened 3 years ago.
so she called me that afternoon. "hey, I'm at your place. can you come".
Ohhh boy i was at a friend's house reading this difficult maths course.
Rushed to my apartment.
Well, nobody was in the Lodge that afternoon. it was just the sound of my generator and Enya's music playing.
So...she took my phone and started going through the family photos i took about a month before. Then...
i joined her in bed trying to cuddle her...she was slim and tight damn. I tried to cup her firm boobs and you know ladies na, she pushed my hands away. well, i continued...(been reading a lot of things online). I parted her hair and kissed her neck and she let out this soft moan. Ohhh boy. i don hammer. I tried it again, this time with my tongue. the moans increased. i now had full access to her boobs touching gently. then i laid her back on the bed and she just removed her top oh my! firm succulent boobs with nips pointing to the heavens. she then said "suck my boobs" which i did hungrily. she stood up. undid my trousers and gave me the first I blòwjob of my life. damn. then, i have this condom in my drawer since my first year. she helped me put it. Now it's time for action.
i didn't know where to plug my dick lol. i just lay on top of her doing shiît. thought it was just the same way like the movies. after few minutes, she pushed me, her mood changed and she said. "You know how to romance and charge a lady but you can't fuçk".
It hit me really hard judging the fact that it was my first time. my dick went to sleep immediately. it's so sad mehn.