firstking01:
Your story is half baked.

Hahaha
Some of the stories here are formulated

ChopBellefull:
Atimes some ladies can choose to act funny....
Derz ds babe hv known for close to 2 mnths we chat and had a snappy date once..
Only for me to see her in a bus two days ago.. And i was like "what's up babe, so u dey my back since nd u no holla me?"
D response she gave me shook my bladder and kidney..
She said " hello hv we met b4" I still think say na play o i kon say babe y u dey whine na.. D nxt tin b say Mr please u r disturbing me, i dont know you" pple for bus kon dey look me..
I was so embarrassed. Guys share yours too. I no sure say person own pass my own

DAT one no be embarrassment na.

You don find babe go house make her mum shout "Thief" on top ur head?

xreal:


DAT one no be embarrassment na.

You don find babe go house make her mum shout "Thief" on top ur head?

Bros dat one bad o... Buh d mama no lie o.. U com tiff her daughter na

Rukkydelta:
Hahaha Some of the stories here are formulated

I tell ya rukky the sanda .

Rukkydelta:
Hahaha Some of the stories here are formulated

I tell ya rukky the sanda .

firstking01:
I tell ya rukky the sanda .

Please what's the meaning of sanda?

Rukkydelta:

Please what's the meaning of sanda?

Lol, and you skipt "rukky"?, well, there's this nollywood actress by name rukky sanda, i just find her appealing...warreva be the meaning of sanda idk...but you can search it out on google:*

firstking01:
Lol, and you skipt "rukky"?, well, there's this nollywood actress by name rukky sanda, i just find her appealing...warreva be the meaning of sanda idk...but you can search it out on google:*

Lol rukky is my name so I know it's meaning and I know the actress you are talking about
Thanks but I prefer rukky the deltan

Rukkydelta:

Lol rukky is my name so I know it's meaning and I know the actress you are talking about
Thanks but I prefer rukky the deltan

And i'm calling you rukky the sander as a pet, so

Stanleywaxy:
why the vexing , fine geh ?

hehe..just observing

Rukkydelta:
Hahaha Some of the stories here are formulated

not mine

DonroxyII:
This one funny pass ..... U must be thin n look Jewish !!!

I am thin and look Jewish but my flat small.

Hmm...my own i no understand o.
met this broad and we got talking for a month or two. did most things together, we were cool o chill n weed together always, she got used to my presence o, a couple of weeks of chilling and fflexing plus a lot of nudes an sex talk. she travelled and promised to Bleep some senses into me o. after about two weeks of her stay and her arrival for her birthday and Bleep, naso i remind babe say things dey sset o naso she hit me with mother of all bombs o. broad was like"so meself wan follow Bleep" with a laugh that made me think with my mind confused af. it was like a shit storm in my heart o. felt like a stupid man with his dick hard buut i got over it.

Girl i paid #500 transport fare to go see. should be around 2012. Left me to talk to her "uncle" that stopped with a toyota spider. Only thing i heard to tell me i was on my own was when i had the door slam and the spider zoomed off. Bike men were like "eh yah". broke ma heart. kept tab on the girl and she is somewhere in lagos with one of the supposed uncles.

Men u gather bobby.i fit sleep on top am

vanida6:
Funny lie`s

Well i don't think i've ever been embarassed per se, probably becos i don't like putting myself out there....d most embarassing thing i can think of is how i felt when my nigga was mocking me 4 sleeping in d same room with d girl i had a huge crush on at d time {several times even} and not chopping her...problem was dt d girl always formed 'sleep mode' when i make my move, so after a couple of times trying my luck, i just lost interest in trying

Girl u wowooooo

Anitateddy:
Lol.......Some comments tho. But honestly some men don't know how to approach a lady. I once remember slapping one that held my hand on the road.

truthsBarbie:
hehe..just observing

you look good .

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

:oHaaaa, this is serious oo

mine was a day i decided to approach a gal that has been making eye contacts with me

Me: hi
She:hello ....

After exchanging pleasantries this gal crossed the main road without telling me bye
As a sharp guy i wanted to follow her up, i was in the middle of the road when she turned and said "hey don't follow me o.. And going to see a friend" And left

I turned and saw guys and ladies hanging around looking at me.. Chai

I felt so much embarrassed that day ehn and vowed never to talk to her again ... Though she did that cos she wanted me to chase up more
3weeks later i was passing in front of their house and she called me and said i should come inside.. . Omo i never knew she loved me this way

She sucked me hard that day and later went unclad the rest na history

Well I didn't want to talk before...OK, it was way back in my primary school days, I think class 4 or so. I was a mummy boy, I was overprotected, i was only sorrounded by my aunts, i lackd any experience and coming from a very "serious" Christian background, I was somebody you could refer to as"Bolo". I even had an apt nickname, "Pomo riro".
I became so timid around girls. I wasnt sure of the proper way to behave around them. Because of all this I didn't develop fast socially, I became carefree and had no sense of responsibility so to speak.
Then this day in class, I was sitted and discovered my short is torn, and because I wasn't wearing pant, my "blokos" just came out hanging. Oops. I didn't know if I should stand up and go outside? What would I tell the teacher? I tried to code myself but didn't know how this girl Tope-almost the biggest girl when you consider physical characteristics, "she don dey develop breasts wey some " big" boys they handle inside our Lab locker-just found her way under my desk and with some funny gaze up towards me, she started handling with my balls!! .
I felt so embarrassed. I didn't know if I should shout and scold her? No! I thought this would only attract others attention or maybe make them burst into laughter if they have already noticed but just controlling themselves. I would occasionally look down at her and give her some measured stare. Well that was how it went. I can't remember how I survived.
I am a Don now when it comes to socializing thanks to the "borden house" I later went to at Bussa, Niger state.
TOPE if you are their, you are most likely married now, I just want to say you tried.

thinkmoney:
Well I didn't want to talk before...OK, it was way back in my primary school days, I think class 4 or so. I was a mummy boy, I was overprotected, i was only sorrounded by my aunts, i lackd any experience and coming from a very "serious" Christian background, I was somebody you could refer to as"Bolo". I even had an apt nickname, "Pomo riro".
I became so timid around girls. I wasnt sure of the proper way to behave around them. Because of all this I didn't develop fast socially, I became carefree and had no sense of responsibility so to speak.
Then this day in class, I was sitted and discovered my short is torn, and because I wasn't wearing pant, my "blokos" just came out hanging. Oops. I didn't know if I should stand up and go outside? What would I tell the teacher? I tried to code myself but didn't know how this girl Tope-almost the biggest girl when you consider physical characteristics, "she don dey develop breasts wey some " big" boys they handle inside our Lab locker-just found her way under my desk and with some funny gaze up towards me, she started handling with my balls!! .
I felt so embarrassed. I didn't know if I should shout and scold her? No! I thought this would only attract others attention or maybe make them burst into laughter if they have already noticed but just controlling themselves. I would occasionally look down at her and give her some measured stare. Well that was how it went. I can't remember how I survived.
I am a Don now when it comes to socializing thanks to the "borden house" I later went to at Bussa, Niger state.
TOPE if you are their, you are most likely married now, I just want to say you tried.

Foxyn:
mine was when I told her to lick the finger I put in her yansh!

I was deeply embarrassed after I saw her reaction

U no well... Lol

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where did you get that pic from? another one

stenlydxlite:
I asked my girlfriend to lick my yansh after "downloading".. Just wanna know if she cares.... "She said No..... menh I was Embarrassed.

bro what crap are you saying?

Anitateddy:
Lol.......Some comments tho. But honestly some men don't know how to approach a lady. I once remember slapping one that held my hand on the road.

Men should crawl because they want to approach you. Park in front abeg!

At a wedding reception, this babe came with her peeps (I think her bro and 2sisters) to sit by my side. In order to connect with her I intro myself she did likewise. Even though she didn't admit to me she was with her peeps I could tell from their resemblance and the way they got along with each other. To cut the long story short, I tried endearing myself to her and thought I was making progress, however, when she was about leaving I asked for her phone no, she indicated she'd give me. I was getting excited about the prospect of continuing the chase after our 1st meeting, then she stood up with her peeps and left. In fact, she avoided gazing me or even saying farewell. #IWasDumbfounded

ChopBellefull:

Lol my man... Na so d tin go o... Buh later she called to apologize say na play.. I still dey vex till date sha

The only apology I wld accept is if she finds the same bus with the same passengers before whom she embarrassed her fada(not me) and apologise to the hearing of everyone.
In the alternative, we go enter bus together, if she talk to me, I go give am the same response wey she give me

Truckpusher:
Na you Bleep nau, You for halla your own say shebi I no give you that 5 gees na im make you come dey form like shiit for public. As you dey waka commot you go come tell her make she call you nau wey the thing hungry am again ,then you go just zoom off leave with the shame.

U no grandpapa for the mata o! The girl go jus die