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Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

Yo mama's so stupid, when her son was drowning and yelled help mom, "i can't swim", she replied and said, "me neither"

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo mama's so stupid, she died from boiling water in the toaster.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock to the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street shouting into an envelope, I asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.


Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after "X" and I said "Y" she said "Cause I want to know".

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay RENT

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.  

Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama's so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow

haha

lol Joka nice new ones

yo momas so ugly she got charles darwin thinking man evolved from apes
yo momas so skinny she finds it hard to breast, no, nipple feed the baby
yo momas so fat she keeps the family savings between her butt cheeks
yo momas so fat the baby has2 wear an oxygen tank to prevent drownin in milk
yo momas so fat she farts to defrost the freezer
yo momas so fat she was banned from farting to reduce global warming
yo momas so dum she included aids as one of her assets in her will

hahahaha lol u gimme jkz

Yo mama's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.

lmao
nice ones , gaby

, lol @justkunmi

yo momas so dum she was amaized wen i told her drinkin straws can work up side down
yo momas so skinny her panties hav2 be fitted with shoulder straps
yo momas so ugly wen she stands in front of a mirror it says unknown file format
yo momas so skinny she finds it hard to lift her morale
yo momas so slim the only physique shes got is her adams apple
yo momas so narrow minded she can see thru a needle with both eyes
yo momas so ugly she sent sent the rapist out of buisness
yo momas so slim the baby can fit her nipple in2 a straw and drink at ease
yo momas so fat her butt makes a good case study for the geographycal fold mountains
yo momas so fat her butt hole can be used as a wine bottle holder!
yo momas so ugly she has2 pay a rapist to screw her
yo momas so black papa has to use a torch to find her puss

Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals

Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces and says, "hnmm. . the good ol' days.".

Yo mama's so dirty, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.

Yo mama's so dark, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much snow in years."


Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!

Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.  

Yo mama says she's gonna press charges, but she got no fingers

yo momas so fat she needs a funnel to pee in the toilet
yo momas so fat she uses a skipping rope to floss her teeth
yo momas so dum she cant aim the floor with a basket ball
yo momas so dum wen i called her a cheap slut she said its just an easter bonanza
yo momas so old she has hitlers autograph in her diary
yo momas so old her breastmilk has fermented into sour bacardi!!!