I am begining to feel sorry for all yo mommas

Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes.

Yo mama so poor, during the holidays, she watches a tape of other people unwrapping presents.

Yo momma is so poor, her front and back doors are on the same hinge.

Yo momma is so lazy, she has a remote for her remote.

justkunmi:

Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes.

Yo mama so poor, during the holidays, she watches a tape of other people unwrapping presents.

Yo momma is so poor, her front and back doors are on the same hinge.

Yo momma is so lazy, she has a remote for her remote.

MEGA roflmao

yo momma is just yo momma

yo momma's so dumb, she needs an instruction book to use toiletpaper

Your momma is so ugly, when she moved into her new apartment the neighbors contributed money to buy her a curtain!

your mammas so dumb she tried to kill a fish by drowning it

OH MY GOSH hahahaha

u guys r makin me luff so hard i can c my ribcage stickin out

. I can't stop laughing oh my God. ROFLMAO. This whole thread is hilarious! Keep it up

@Uchetobi i know them jokes are so funny init
u made me luff 2 wat do u mean "oh my Fod" are u tryin 2 say oh my God

Lol beautygal its a typo lol
u even made this funnier

@robby loll ok i neva knew it was a typo

seriously people i can't stop laughin

pls stop laughing. u migth be making the poor girl feel bad

It needs 2b loads lot more than that to make me feel bad. LOL. Let d fun continue abi ;

how about this,

Yo Momma so stupid she went to dr dre for a pap smear
Yo momma's ass so hairy, it looks like don king is about to pop up and say, "only in america!"

Difference betweemn yo momma and the titanic,

The titanic sank, yo momma floated!

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Yo momma so dumb, she failed a blood test

@ kuntakinte haha d joke about yo moma goin2 dr dre 4a pap smear is so funny

yo momas so fat it took the rapist 2hrs to separate her legs
yo momas so fat wen i askd ur dad why he chose soap(4 masturbation)over her he sayd soap is cheaper and more efficient

YO MAMMA IS SO DIRTY,THE BITCH TOOK BATH AND LOST WEIGHT.

YO MAMMA IS SO SKINNY,THE BITCH CAN LOOK THROUGH A PEEP HOLE WITH BOTH EYES.

YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY,THE BITCH WENT TO AN UGLY PEAGENT AND SHE WAS TOLD"SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS ONLY AMATEURS"

kuntakinte:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

OMFG!!!
u'r wicked

Yo momma so fat that when she wore high heels, she struck Oil!

yo momas so dum! i askd her where was the 5shillin coin she earned last year and she sayd someone at the casino told her to put her money where her mouth is

Na Ur mama fat wey she dey shit for body , Useless boy, U no kuku get sence na God know how stupid U sef go dey, wey U dey use ya mama as chewing stick

here

yo mama is so ugly dat she uses makeup with the brand name dont bother

yo mama is so stupid dat she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo mama so fat she gat more chins than a chinese phonebook

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAhahahaha


i better hurry b4 i wet myself

@beautygyal

wet as in?

@Shens2006 bro man if u no what i mean Shuuusshhhh