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The Laugh At Night / Don't Laugh Me, Love Me ( A Short Story) / You Smile, I Frown, You Cry, I Laugh By Abdulrazaq O Hamzat (2) (3) (4)

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The Last Laugh by teebwoy112(m): 9:19pm On Apr 14, 2017
''tee bwoy'' mama shouted from the backyard.

''ma'' i replied from the sitting room

''come go buy maggi o....na one remain and e no go reach''

''okay....i dey come'' i dropped my game pad on the floor...i didn't want to but....na belle things o...

''oga fast o....make i wallop you today....after today eh...you go know say we no be mate'' my best friend daniel said...

''forget that tin...if i beat you eh...you go bleach'' i said and ran off to buy the cubes...

Getting to mama ugonna shop which was close to my house....i saw a tiger....sorry lion wagging its tail at the entrance of the shop....

i simply blow whistle pass am go junction go buy am o....i no fit for animal wahala.

After handing mum the cubes....i dashed to the sitting room to finish my game....immediately i touched the pad, piam NEPA take their property...

''ohhhh.....why them go cease light this kind time na....them no wait make i bleach this maga'' i lamented.

''sharrap dia....if i deal with you...you no go chop meat sleep....if you see the meat,...you go rememba the flogging'' he raprimanded me..

''mumu....ask nepa which drink them dey drink o....na then save you.....'' i fired back..

''Make we reach field na....if i no beat you for ball game....make i drill you for field then..'' i suggested

i grabbed my jersey and shorts and we set out....

''Up nepa'' came shrill cries as we approached the field....

Obob....na sharp u turn we make o.....see race
Re: The Last Laugh by eamon360(m): 11:58am On Apr 20, 2017
Nice 1 bro. Na there e end?

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