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Commandments For Men: by leftone: 7:12pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR MEN Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand! Commandment 4 Married l, ife is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6, See More Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said . After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment 8 Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. Commandment 9 Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why one treats the other like toxic waste. Commandment 10 A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. |
Re: Commandments For Men: by studio43(m): 7:22pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
Lol, We are in trouble |
Re: Commandments For Men: by chibaby5(f): 8:40pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
Lmao! ! sum funny commandments cnt shout lol |
Re: Commandments For Men: by jumaingirl(f): 9:58pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
studio43: U re indeed in big trouble!!! |
Re: Commandments For Men: by clemcykul(f): 10:00am On Jan 06, 2010 |
its a mans world |
Re: Commandments For Men: by chibaby5(f): 8:26pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
clemcykul: 4 wia??! which world r u in |
Re: Commandments For Men: by Coretalk(m): 1:04am On Jan 08, 2010 |
;d ;d |
Re: Commandments For Men: by studio43(m): 6:02am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Jumaingirl, Which one out of those commandments do u like most? Clem if the men should go down today, the women are going with us |
Re: Commandments For Men: by Kunbee: 1:56am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Stale |
Re: Commandments For Men: by studio43(m): 4:55am On Jan 09, 2010 |
U release dis kolo pikin yaba left sef? |
Re: Commandments For Men: by Kunbee: 11:58pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Na you nao |
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