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Commandments For Men: by leftone: 7:12pm On Jan 05, 2010
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR MEN
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand!

Commandment 4
Married l, ife is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6, See More
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said .
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.

Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Re: Commandments For Men: by studio43(m): 7:22pm On Jan 05, 2010
Lol, We are in trouble
Re: Commandments For Men: by chibaby5(f): 8:40pm On Jan 05, 2010
Lmao! ! sum funny commandments cheesy cheesy cheesy cnt shout lol
Re: Commandments For Men: by jumaingirl(f): 9:58pm On Jan 05, 2010
studio43:

Lol, We are in trouble

U re indeed in big trouble!!!
Re: Commandments For Men: by clemcykul(f): 10:00am On Jan 06, 2010
its a mans world
Re: Commandments For Men: by chibaby5(f): 8:26pm On Jan 06, 2010
clemcykul:

its a mans world

4 wia??! which world r u in grin
Re: Commandments For Men: by Coretalk(m): 1:04am On Jan 08, 2010
;d ;d
Re: Commandments For Men: by studio43(m): 6:02am On Jan 08, 2010
Jumaingirl, Which one out of those commandments do u like most?


Clem if the men should go down today, the women are going with us
Re: Commandments For Men: by Kunbee: 1:56am On Jan 09, 2010
Stale cool
Re: Commandments For Men: by studio43(m): 4:55am On Jan 09, 2010
U release dis kolo pikin yaba left sef?
Re: Commandments For Men: by Kunbee: 11:58pm On Jan 09, 2010
Na you nao

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