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Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:18am On May 12, 2017 |
Robert mugabe Famously called Africa’s oldest leader, he was born in 1924 and assumed the office of president in 1987 – more than three decades ago.below are some of his funny and educative quotes ROBERT MUGABE QUOTES ON RELATIONSHIP AND LIFESTYLE: 1. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him. 2. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty. 3. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy. 3 Likes |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:22am On May 12, 2017 |
4. Any man who successfully convinces a
monkey that honey is sweeter than banana,
is capable of selling condoms to a Roman
father 1 Like |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:23am On May 12, 2017 |
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Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:23am On May 12, 2017 |
5. Whenever things seem to start going well
in your life, the Devil comes along and gives
you a ‘girlfriend’. |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:24am On May 12, 2017 |
6. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man
who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s
raining, because you are not an umbrella. 1 Like |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:25am On May 12, 2017 |
7. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts,
you don’t need to call those things “your
breasts”. It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK!
Repeat after me, OUR MILK! 2 Likes |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:26am On May 12, 2017 |
8. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these
days. Every time you take a piece from her
hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian
innocent woman gets mad or a factory in
China catches fire. More........... |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:27am On May 12, 2017 |
10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal
because the act was learnt in childhood
when they were young but the act of lady’s
sucking men’s d*k is what baffles me.
Where did they learn it from? |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:27am On May 12, 2017 |
11. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The
problem is when you are lying on his chest
then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face. 1 Like |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:28am On May 12, 2017 |
12. Respect pregnant women because it’s
not easy walking around with evidence that
you’ve had s*x |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:29am On May 12, 2017 |
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Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:29am On May 12, 2017 |
14. I stopped trusting ladies when my class
three girlfriend left me for another boy all
because he bought a sharpener with a
mirror. 15. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed. 1 Like |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:30am On May 12, 2017 |
17. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is
the worst thing ever, because anytime you
get home and see charcoal, you become
emotional. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:31am On May 12, 2017 |
18. Women with beauty and no brains, it is
your private parts that will suffer the most. 19. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real. More.... |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:32am On May 12, 2017 |
20. If you are a married man and you find
yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy
your wife a school uniform. 21. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line. |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by viver1: 10:32am On May 12, 2017 |
Mehn dat no. 7.... |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:33am On May 12, 2017 |
21. Treat every part of your towel nicely
because the part that wipes your buttocks
today will wipe your face tomorrow. 22. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”. more.... |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:34am On May 12, 2017 |
23. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie
stick when your armpit itself needs a
shaving stick. 24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill. |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:36am On May 12, 2017 |
ROBERT MUGABE QUOTES ON GAY MARRIAGE: 26. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first. 27. Even Satan wasn’t gay; he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage. More.... 1 Like |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:37am On May 12, 2017 |
28. Archbishop Tutu said it is nice to be gay,
yet he has a wife, he should have begun by
getting himself a man for a woman… When
you are a bishop and cannot interpret the
Bible, you should resign and give it to those
who can. We will not compromise our
tradition and tolerate homosexuality. We
need continuity in our race, and that comes
from the woman, and no to homosexuality.
John and John, no; Maria and Maria, no…I
keep pigs and the male pig knows the
female one.” 2 Likes |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by Punctual(m): 10:39am On May 12, 2017 |
ROBERT MUGABE QUOTES ON ALCOHOL
INDULGENCE 33. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end. 34. Don’t drink at all, don’t smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit 1 Like |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by StephenJobs(m): 10:45am On May 12, 2017 |
Lolzz |
Re: Most Funny And Educative Robert Mugabe Quotes by 4rty(f): 4:08pm On May 12, 2017 |
No 7 cracked my ribs mehn.. |
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