After a long protracted illness Umoru traversed to the great beyond to meet his maker.
And the following discussion took place.

His Maker: - kai Umoru dan iska you finally mutallabed yourself, you knew from the onset that position was mutallabal. Anyway, you are too weak for 72 so here are your seven virgins. You must bleep them in your first seven days here.
Umoru: - Haba ‘my maker’ you wan kill am for me, I fitten’t bleep one virgin I am too weak. Virgin akweeey wahala flenty flenty.
His Maker: - You are already dead fool! You must bleep them!! Failure to do so will result to your being sent to the 2^nd or 3^rd Haven with 14 and 21 virgins respectively though you might choose to go to the other side because of your good works while on earth.
Umoru: - [/b]Thank you ‘MY MAKER’ pheeeeeew (and he breaths a sign of relief)
[b]His Maker: - Did I tell you @ d 1^st layer on the other side; you will be given seven veteran whores that have been sex-starved for 7 years.
Umoru: - Haba megida I will remain here please!

All efforts by the virgins to encourage Umoru to harden up proved abortive. The manliness was too weak to bleep-up the v-net. And the 2nd day came and went no bleeps so also the 3^rd, 4^th…then 7^th. And on the 8^th day…

His Maker/b]Umoru! Umoru! Where r U!
[b]Umoru: - [/b]Am hiding ‘MY MAKER’ I could not bleep those virgins.
His Maker: - Yes I already confirmed. You did not use your finger or objects also-that is commendable else you would have been punished, you are a truthful person.
[b]Umoru: - [/b]Haba! MY MAKER you are supposed to know all things, the disease I had ate up my internal organs and my finger cannot even point straight. It is always shaking…I am even too weak here ‘MY MAKER’
[b]His Maker: - That’s by the way…for failing to bleep up, U r herby sentenced to the 3rd haven.

Umoru who instantly saw himself in the 3^rd haven collapsed and went straight to the 4th haven.

Guess what happened next

jobless hands

jobless hands + wasted effort= !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

back belle, bad belle