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The Three Blowjobs by Labans(m): 5:06pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
There were these three guys named Rick, Bob and Tom, who were really good friends. One day they went out after just getting paid, having a few drinks together, as usual, when Rick says to the boys "Hey man, lets do something different for a change. I'm getting Hot and I heard about this place down the road. Let's check it out." So the 3 men agreed and jumped in Rick's pick-up. When they got there, they noticed there was a sign on the door that said 'Blow Jobs for #500, #600, & #700'. So Bob not having to much extra cash to spend said "I'll go first for 500 Naira to see if it's worth it." He goes up to the door and knocks, pulls out his five hundred naira bill and then enters the building. He was gone about 10 minutes when he comes back out of the door with a big 'ol grin on his face. Seeing this Tom says, "Damn man, how was it?" Bob said "That was the best damn Mouth Action I ever had! I'll never forget it!." So Tom said "Well, if it was that good, I'ma pay 600 naira!" He goes up to the door and knocks, pulls out his six hundred naira bill and then enters the building. He was gone about 30 minutes when he comes back out of the door with a big 'ol smile on his face. Rick seeing this says, "Damn man, how was it?" Tom said "That was the best damn Mouth Action I ever had! I'll never forget it! She put whip cream around my dick with a cherry on top! Best damn Mouth Action I ever had!" Rick said "Well damn, if it was that good, I'ma pay seven hundred naira!" So he goes up to the door and knocks, pulls out his seven hundred naira, and enters the building. He was gone about an hour when he comes back out of the door with a grin on his face from ear to ear. Bob now having composed himself, saw this, and said "Damn man, how was it?" Rick said "That was the best damn Mouth Action I ever had! I'll never forget it! She put whip cream around my dick, put a cherry on top, and that son of a bitch looked so damn good, I ate it myself! |
Re: The Three Blowjobs by TBADMUS(m): 10:31pm On Jan 29, 2007 |
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