Lagos na the place where you go meet different people with orishirishi lifestyle. And ladies no dey carry last when dem visit the mall.

1. The Picture Dem Gang

These ones dey enta mall only just to take picture ‘chakam’. Selfies for toilet, restaurant, inside boutique, for studio or any place wey make sense well. So that dem go fit show all their paddy dem for social media.

2. The wannabes Gang

These ones dey enta mall just to form fake accent (Like say na dem sabie speak English pass). Their main objective na to enter mall for impression. And them sabie price? Asin they can so price for Africa. Ehen! Again, dem be oga kpata kpata for window shopping. I give them hand for forming

3. The Official Gang

Awon eleyi, their parents dey get money wella. You no fit see them for everywhere. Anytime dem enter mall, no be for joke, Na for serious business. Maybe to go watch cinema feem! Buy food items, yarn with their frenz, hookup with fresh guys, eat point n kill or take confam expensive drinks to step the thing down.

4. The noise maker Gang

These special type of babes sabie make noise? Na so so talku-talku for mall. Dem go shout/scream when dem just see celebrity for inside mall. When dem dey chop, dem dey disturb, even when people dey watch cinema, dem dey disturb too much. Dem too like ‘notice me’

5.The ‘wakapass’ Gang

These gehz can so dress up, their makeup na die! English people go say “they always look all glammed up” but their wahala is dem sabie waka-waka too much for inside mall, except if one guy wan pay their bills, ask for their contact or wan drop them off with him car. Them go waka from morning till evening until person go come toast them

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Hmmm ladies this, ladies that all the time

this ladies are everywhere in the country

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