Uyiii:
Funny country, that's what 9ja is.
9ja is a joke.

Joke it is, truly creative and hilarious

Uyiii:
hours to christmas, few hrs.
Lol, toilet is not synonymous to pp alone, numerous reasons to use the toilet like throwing up (vomit) or even saliva that you won't want to ordinarily spit outside, maybe because of Tb, for the girls, they make up in toilets and you know the norm now, take 99photos from all angles and keep just 2 when done.

For a baby, like the babys' head is free from worries, life troubles. yah babies wake up in the night crying for food but after that, they sleep seamlessly compared to a man romanced with life challenges.

I hope you comprehend

Hilarious and comical is the bolded in Uyiii's mention, I LOL.

I wanted to commend this post earlier but forgot somehow, now remembered and just have to make reference to it. Uyiii, you are talented! This your answer to Hozier's mention was just on point and takes care of every aspect of it. Respect man!

Man an surprise @ the rate people wear red and green this days, weither its mucci, succi, ducci, fucci or even aucci , they dont care

Care for people around u.

you're welcome vee
thanks

Thanks for keeping the thread alive.

Alive is how I feel at the moment

Moments to remember are so many when you are rich and not a miser.

miser-y of a miser, not so many adorable moments to reminisce.
but where shaybebaby sef, christmas never finish for her end??

End of Christmas is not yet now, new year celebration is still on course. Morning everyone, how una dey?

Dey where

Where my people @?
I hope you all had a fabulous time with bellies bulging from eating and drinking.
For those back at work, make that money.. For enough flexing over the new year.
As for me, my Christmas was great but the new year is going to low-key with sleeping and generally taking life easy.
Start the new year as you mean for the year to be.

shaybebaby:
Where my people @?
I hope you all had a fabulous time with bellies bulging from eating and drinking.
For those back at work, make that money.. For enough flexing over the new year.
As for me, my Christmas was great but the new year is going to low-key with sleeping and generally taking life easy.
Start the new year as you mean for the year to be.

Madam Energy

shaybebaby:
Where my people @?
I hope you all had a fabulous time with bellies bulging from eating and drinking.
For those back at work, make that money.. For enough flexing over the new year.
As for me, my Christmas was great but the new year is going to low-key with sleeping and generally taking life easy.
Start the new year as you mean for the year to be.

be-gin the new yr as you want it to be, in other words.
OK are you ignoring me, madame??

Madame gizzelle, the play school teacher on peppa pig. Random I know but I love that cartoon.

Why on earth would I ignore you Uyii? Perish the thought.

Thought of coming here and seeing that people have gone on break for the year is scary, this is online after-all. Shervydman, how are you doing? MrWondah, dont you have any gist for us during this period?

period-ic table abi periodic year
abeg vee leave them jor make them enjoy all the chicken bones finish first, how body dear?

shaybebaby my Love, you didn't go ahead with the whatsapp gist again, I think a reasonable proportion of us here have whatsapp now, I really like the idea.

This week 2017, next week 2018, a year after 2019.... Finally, APC gerarahere

Idea(s) rule the world! Uyiii, body dey kampe, vizzy4u, you are to start your sentence with the last word of the last poster, got it?

This life is a comedy! We nigerians love too much awoof... Na so one day i jst de stroll 4 dis xmas then i see some ppl jst full 4 one particular place like that. Then as adventurous as i am, i decided to find out what it is. Behold i saw a man (with a bell like that one una bin use 4 primary sch those days). Him just de shout "xmas bonanza!! Buy one get one free.." as awoof no de run belle, c as plenty people gather. Lo n behold na coffin him de sell

Uyiii:
period-ic table abi periodic year
abeg vee leave them jor make them enjoy all the chicken bones finish first, how body dear?

shaybebaby my Love, you didn't go ahead with the whatsapp gist again, I think a reasonable proportion of us here have whatsapp now, I really like the idea.

The idea is great, we would need a nominee to start the group, everyone can then send their digits to the person to add them into the group.

So who's volunteering? I get the feeling vivie01 would be super organised so great for the task. Also discreet.

Sell coffin and come dey ring bell on top of it? Na wicked sombori e be , we get people wey they ring bell here but na books and xmas items dem dey sell sha, come remind me of Alexanderbells2, he just dey vex anyhow now as sales no too dey, baba e go better jare; vizzy4u, you still never follow rule of this thread o.

Shaybebaby how's your side? Compliment of the season! I m not too versed in this WhatsApp thing o and besides I have my hands full at the moment. Thanks for the mention and compliment anyway.

Vizzy4u:
This life is a comedy! We nigerians love too much awoof... Na so one day i jst de stroll 4 dis xmas then i see some ppl jst full 4 one particular place like that. Then as adventurous as i am, i decided to find out what it is. Behold i saw a man (with a bell like that one una bin use 4 primary sch those days). Him just de shout "xmas bonanza!! Buy one get one free.." as awoof no de run belle, c as plenty people gather. Lo n behold na coffin him de sell

Lorbar:

lol

anyway vee's got whatsapp now, Lol you didn't expect me to start my sentence with discreet shaybebaby, words like this make me advocate more for a whatsapp group where we won't be governed or sheepled by rules of engagement
you should pioneer this sturv shaybebaby or better still Lorbar

vivie01:
Idea(s) rule the world! Uyiii, body dey kampe, vizzy4u, you are to start your sentence with the last word of the last poster, got it?

"Got it?" what is "it"? It is a <she>, who is she? She is a <goat>. Whc kind of goat? She is a <she-goat.> Where is she? She is inside <my pot>. Where is my pot? It is on the <stove>. What is it doing on the stove?........(answer it)

Lol= laugh out loud.

Vivi, you and this work are like 5 and 6, tell your boss not to invoke my wrath o they should free you sharply before I cross Libya come find them. Thanks for asking after me, everyone is fine even if our pockets are a bit lighter following boxing day sales.

Uyii, would you volunteer or do you want me to create the group?

Group with quick fingers, sorry if my replies seem out of sync. You guys keep beating me to the submit button.

button up

Up Nepa aaaa.

shaybebaby:
Up Nepa aaaa.

up nepaa for England, I'm not understanding.
I perceive mockery

Mockery is a nasty thing to do, as such I do not partake.
It was on the only thing I could think of, besides it saved me the effort of trying to come up with something else.

Rightie o, peeps, send me your digits via pm and I'll welcome you all aboard HMS WhatsApp.