Just thinking, what's the best way to get my 'pathetic' life back on track if not to sticking my self in a nite club to work. The following are the benefits:

1.free food or drinks

no doubt, left overs are eaten/taken by the employees.

2. Free fun
while working in a club, there's no dull moment as it's music all the way. Music, no doubt, motivates me to work.

3. free tips/change
when rich guys come around, i can make dem live something behind.

4. free olosho
as a worker, u get to make friends with the ladies in the club as well. On a good day, they open for you to DO.

5. Free house
since clubs close late, u get to sleep over there. No landlord wahala.
Time to prepare my C.V to find one