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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by snowden9(m): 8:47pm On Jun 30, 2017
That your landlord na real boner killer, king killjoy. Just wasted an innocent Simba's life just like that.
Oh well. Snake dead. Thread closed. angry

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by jomoh: 8:47pm On Jun 30, 2017
EkoErrands:


God bless you


If you're anywhere close to Ibadan, I will suggest you take it to University of Ibadan Zoological garden and sell it to them or donate it. They have no snakes in their Zoo.

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by peaceway(m): 8:48pm On Jun 30, 2017
ensamy:

The first nairalander to protect wildlife. You can even start snake farming with that and try and catch other snakes. You can sell to Pharmaceutical compainies and researchers. You can also be employer of labour with such snake farming.

i didn't get you, be employer of what?

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by uvalued(m): 8:49pm On Jun 30, 2017
Nma27:
EkoErrands thank you so much for making me laugh. Your sense of humour is quite refreshing. Handle your pet with care OK...
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by uvalued(m): 8:50pm On Jun 30, 2017
Gofwane:
This op is definitely crazy. Just standby, I'm calling for air strike on your location.
hmmm this thread was not filled with biafra ipob or about buhari..nice
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by moscobabs(m): 8:56pm On Jun 30, 2017
Op..oun fa esu lese.

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by unitedsurv: 8:57pm On Jun 30, 2017
EkoErrands:
...so I started making a video of the entire spectacle....
After SIMBA the snake finished constructing the gecko, it started positioning for the gecko's head and like play like play SIMBA that is not any bigger than a pencil started swallowing a whole gecko shocked


Tbh guy I must say I feel the story and your write up is actually interesting. .....but op w
keep watch o snakes are no friends of human no matter how kind you are to them expect you'd could take the risk taming them
but that was a cute write up wink

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by VLongstrider(m): 8:57pm On Jun 30, 2017
peaceway:


i didn't get you, be employer of what?
Employer of snakes!!!!!
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by vincentjk(m): 8:58pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
Happy birthday to him, greater years ahead kiss
Is he your junior brother? Tell him one fine Ghana girl sends her wishes. tongue

Why won't you be happy it's Friday. wink

For your mind you be fine gal?

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by mamatayour(f): 8:58pm On Jun 30, 2017
I hope say u no dey get visitor? Make the person no go open the container unknowingly. Abeg bros avoid story that touch oh embarassed

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jun 30, 2017
ConcernedNL:


I won't lie, I'm laughing hard at ur post. But op throw the snake away, it killed the gecko with venom not mere constriction. Hope you know antivenoms are rare. Don't kill itself bro.


Very rarely do snakes incapacitate their prey with both constriction and envenoming. Most snakes do either but not both. A venomous snakes usually just waits for the prey to die after it is bitten. The only know specie of snake to use both is the Mussurana and it is not native to Africa.

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by otino(m): 8:59pm On Jun 30, 2017
Just imaging u trying to pick something from top of the fridge n mistakenly ur simba Mansion falls on d floor then d door opens n simba is starring at u.

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by rayblings(m): 9:00pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, yea I was. But I'm always calm na. tongue
Good morning hun.
you look so sweet, you are giving me a toothache... damn kiss
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by MadCow1: 9:01pm On Jun 30, 2017
OP, please what phone did you use for this? Infinix, Tecno or Gionee?
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by TheGreatIYANU: 9:01pm On Jun 30, 2017
OP you no even cofam the specie of the thing whether e get venom or nah... you just see snake carry enter ya house. Wehdone... the day wey you go one put another gecko, na then you go understand all dose big big grammar wey oyibo dey speak say one 'one drop can kill 30 men'.

I will put you in my prayers

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by LeoFish92(m): 9:01pm On Jun 30, 2017
The number of people viewing this thread is enormous
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by teabully(m): 9:03pm On Jun 30, 2017
daewoorazer:
To all those insulting op...

Op is just like d whites.. He has a thing for snakes


We all got a thingy for somethingy abeggy

#zanga





BTW, you for make the windows the size of an Allen avenue punana grin

mad man, snakes so scary
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by LeoFish92(m): 9:05pm On Jun 30, 2017
EkoErrands:


I'm an author too....if you read my book on Amazon "Third world life of John Doe" Laugh will kill you grin


Bros please can u send me the soft copy of this your book, I'm already a fan of your write-up just by reading this thread, I'm left salivating at the thrill the book will unleash... ..

Email is lemmanuel659@gmail.com

Thanks in Advance

.......From a broke fan of your works
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by unitedsurv: 9:06pm On Jun 30, 2017
EkoErrands:
After some time the geckos head was completely in SIMBA's mouth shocked

...instead of the gecko to shout ajabirimo she just stay there dey hug SIMBA as if say na play we come play. angry

op kill this snake abeg grin and i'm really scared for you idk why lol

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by MISSOPTIMIST(f): 9:07pm On Jun 30, 2017
EkoErrands:


Na to go buy another bottle of sniper immediately cool
Hahahahahahahah lwkmd.. grin grin wink wink So you too dey fear?... kikikikikiki.. I can be that curious sha.. but it will never stay in my house, never.

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by braimeddy: 9:08pm On Jun 30, 2017
The "pet" is dead already angry
Nma27:
EkoErrands thank you so much for making me laugh. Your sense of humour is quite refreshing. Handle your pet with care OK...

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands: 9:08pm On Jun 30, 2017
otino:
Just imaging u trying to pick something from top of the fridge n mistakenly ur simba Mansion falls on d floor then d door opens n simba is starring at u.

That plastic container get wicked locking mechanism...look am well
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by vikeyz(m): 9:10pm On Jun 30, 2017
FREE FOOD
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jun 30, 2017
LeoFish92:


Bros please can u send me the soft copy of this your book, I'm already a fan of your write-up just by reading this thread, I'm left salivating at the thrill the book will unleash... ..

Email is lemmanuel659@gmail.com

Thanks in Advance

.......From a broke fan of your works

Seconded please.
Adegbitevictor59@gmail.com
Thanks in advance bro
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by jashar(f): 9:12pm On Jun 30, 2017
Ekoerrands, weytin your landlord come find for inside your house? Abi, how he come see simba?

Lovely write up Btw, it was really captivating. kiss

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by billionvan(m): 9:13pm On Jun 30, 2017
sisisioge:
Omg! Pls save yourself from being bitten! Dear lordylordy! Simba kor samba ni! Go and get a puppy to pet. Jesoooos!

kkeeeiiiiiiiiiiiidooooooovvvvv v
i laugh Hong Kong
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by maballack(m): 9:13pm On Jun 30, 2017
am not worrried about the feat you just achieved only concerned that you stated it was close to your house door , from the pictures i saw on your first camera capture thats a bush so just wondering where is it you actually live in?
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by DonBobes(m): 9:14pm On Jun 30, 2017
unitedsurv:


Tbh guy I must say I feel the story and your write up is actually interesting. .....but op w
keep watch o snakes are no friends of human no matter how kind you are to them expect you'd could take the risk taming them
but that was a cute write up wink
Help me tell op say snakes brain no get cortex (the brain part for thinking abi feelings dats y the saying goes that the same snake the snake charmer keeps will kill him one day.
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jun 30, 2017
adadike281:
cheesy make I just dey follow
i saw ur DP, u carry o!
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by chrisskynet(m): 9:17pm On Jun 30, 2017
I've seen freaks and I've seen weirdos bt dude u nailed it.. U deserve oscar for being so weird

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Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by ensamy(m): 9:17pm On Jun 30, 2017
peaceway:


i didn't get you, be employer of what?
Labour. job.
snake farming, scorpion or venomous spiders can be kept for anti-venom production.
Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by Olayinka777(m): 9:18pm On Jun 30, 2017
Nma27:
EkoErrands thank you so much for making me laugh. Your sense of humour is quite refreshing. Handle your pet with care OK...
Happy birthday dearie!

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