.

And don't talk about war, when niggas know that your pus
A fucking hypocrite draft dodger like George Bush
Don't push me nigga, cause I'm close to the edge
And I'll jump of with a rope that's wrapped around your head
Send a dead fetus to my ex on valentines day
The safety's off nigga, so get the Bleep out my way
- Immortal Technique(Obnoxious)

if u want beef i'll advice u go get a jaw protector
coz wen am done am sure gonna be leavin ur face wit a fracture

i aint palying fool, this aint xbox
but i can take u to the morgue and u pick out the best box

Dre

dre feat rickross- chevy ridin high

[Lloyd Banks]
I got a intergangstress who argue and steams the reefer
And who flip when I call a bitch like she Queen Latifah
Not all the vehicle's is long enough to stash the streetsweeper
This shit can get uglier than the Master P sneaker
We slidin through the ruckus, wit prada on the chuckus
Soon as spring break ho's home from college wanna Bleep us
I ain't here to drop knowledge on you suckas
I'll sick rottweiler's on you fuckas, cops followin to cuff us
Top dollars to discuss this, whole lotta zeros
When it comes to paper I blow a soul outta aero
I'ma break before I lay floor buried
Besides, every rapper ain't a star, n every plad ain't Burburry
You can't tame Lloyd, smokin by the big screen
You changin the channel looks like I'm playin the game boy
I know to watch botherin ya vision
You reach and I'll put a dot on ya head like its part of yo religion
Why party wit a pigeon?
I'm blowin a 10 cuz Bush handin flyers for a party in a prison
I'm in the gucci vest wit the green and red straps
I'm the last rapper to scare niggas since Craig Mack
Now every morning's a fast start
And there aint problem gettin dressed cuz my closet got more isles than pathmart
Run, move startin a wave
and leave wit 12 shells in ya mouth like a carton of eggs
I'm the young love-vendor pardon my age
I don't got long hair but if I did she be partin my braids
Niggas find what club they at
take 'em wit us, and run a train on 'em like a subway map
get advance is a grey Acura
see these record labels got most artists gettin bleeped like the gay rappa'
i go the college on the tour
I'm goin down in history nigga, next to Wallace and Shakur
I keep ya ammo clean, Tek's polished in the drawer
Camera's by the hamper that monitor the floor
by now, you probably heard of me
fresh outta surgery, flashy as a Bleep, you gon' have to murder me
Burglary, I'm leavin wit cha nike's bugendy, White T, bergendy
you match now, back down
niggas love to hate you, but love you when you disappear
catch me on the boat wit weed smoke and fishin' gear
heavy when I tote, C-notes from different years
Bezzy on the rope, remotes for liftin chairs
You ain't rich, but we glad to snatch ya
I send cars to crib like I'm a cab dispatcha
you better off wit ya stupid guys, lookin for a coupe to drive
you ain't gettin nuttin but ya french fries supersized
it's a damn shame y'all still local
I'm in a million dollar studio layin my vocals
Nigga

am a sit back n watch this from a coaches point of view
see where other n****s went wrong
so i can do it the way am suppose suppose to do it
-currency

i don't get shot i learn from dumb ni***s dat get shot
-fabolous

i write my life u write wat u see in gansta movies
am gansta 2 da core homie u cant move me
-50 cent

before u can afford it, the car aint important
-nas (classic remix)

am everywhere u ain't never there, n***a y should i ever care,
pound 4 pound am d best round here
-jay z (wat more can i say)

I take off like i've been stripping all my life
_jay z (444)

Life's a bitch n den u die, that's why we get high cos u never kno wen u gonna go - Nas

The doctor's tellin me i've got bloodclot, but i aint Jaimacan man - Kanye West - Jesus walks

I love u like i love cooked food - Lil Wayne

Ask Mel Gibson, Jesus Christ im about the passion – Andre 3000 (Lloyd’s You rmx)

I don’t kno wuts better, getting laid or getting paid. I just know wen I’m getting one the other is getting away – K West (This way – Dilated people)

I have more jewels than yo jeweller, touch it n I will burst yo medulla – Lil Wayne (We taking over)

Ass so phat u can see it from the front – Mos Def

. . . U sittin' wit a jeweller. . .make u look like u was sittin' in a cooler.
- the rapper on John legend's Heaven rmx.

'I'm a love-vendor by blood, not relation, y'all still chase em, i replace em' _ Biggie Smalls (b4 JayZ jacked it)

Gotta keep a lot of heat 30 cals 10 millimeters
40 cals plus the heckler, to set y'all straight
You too light I shoot your freckles out
You too dark the infrared show you what the tech about
Huh I'm stressin out, need more offices for bosses

@bgees, dats from Nas in 'carry d cross'

Po Deep:

@bgees, that is from Nas in 'carry d cross'

Thanks for that Po-Deep! Please let's always xplain where the lines from.Aight!

Ass so phat u can see it from the front – Mos Def

"Ba ba ba sheep, have you any wool? ,
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full," ()

            - Nursery 1 rhymes (that shit was sick and murderous back in the day )

"Sua, ori e daru ni ab'o ti muko yo? O le pero ni? Ogbeni shirale o! Sua, ma se yen o! Iyana' paja, iyana' paja, egbeda, agege, sango-ota ooooo! "

               - a driver @ oshodi

LMAO - conductor
"jack n Jill went up the hiil to fetch a pale of water!, "

"Pop up goes the weasel the weasel, Pop up goes the weasel the weasel, pop goes the weasel goes the weasel goes pop!"

there is a certain mystic
when I speak
let you know there is an order unique
cos you know is meee,
my music is deep and am stillmatic
the way I floo to this beats,
you can stay still
is like trying to smoke crack
and go to sleep,
,

from Eminem, 8 mile sound track -LOVE ME with obie trice and 50cent

gbade. x:

"Ba ba ba sheep, have you any wool? ,
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full," ()

- Nursery 1 rhymes (that shit was sick and murderous back in the day )

"Sua, ori e daru ni ab'o ti muko yo? O le pero ni? Ogbeni shirale o! Sua, ma se yen o! Iyana' paja, iyana' paja, egbeda, agege, sango-ota ooooo! "

- a driver @ oshodi

Hmmn! I've always known U got the Fuji potential inside of You.Don't waste ur skills oh!

styles p: buy ur man a lambo. and tell him to fly wit u
jadakiss; or throw them niccas jewels and tell him to shine wit u.
styles p: i shine
jadakiss: u shine
like smith and wesson.
shoot outs----jadakiss



You can put your whole army against my team and
I guarantee you itll be your very last time breathing
mobb deep------- shook ones



Your crew is featherweight
My gunshots'll make you levitate
I'm only nineteen but my mind is old
And when the things get for real
my warm heart turns cold
mobb deep-----------shook ones

And now the project is talking that somebody gotta die shit
It's logic, as long as it's nobody that's in my clique
nas----------affirmative action
,

we'll get at you/ come thru pointing yeeh at u
-lil kim

am like ray chales dawg/ i don't see none of yall
-pitbull

ya'll gon learn chinese-jin

am a continue to hit d hardest whether I scrap or rap - DMX

am in another state eating off another plate -rick ross


who shot biggie smalls
if u don't get em they gon get us all - dead prez

last time I checked I ain't even got a record yet,
chicks call the house just to listen to my breath
- DZK (East Coast Devil)

we just sent the Dirty South to their room, they're grounded,
we washed out Lil Jon's mouth for shoutin

we kicked Bubba Sparxxx out the pad for rhyming
we sent both Ying Yang Twins back to China
, and if we see any free survivors
we feed em right to Lil Kim's vagina
- DZK (East Coast Devil)

give him one reason your career is gone /
Say his name on a song he'll put yours on a tombstone /
(125 Pt 1 The Bio)-Joell Ortiz

you can play with ur child, play with ur wife,
but if u play with me then u playing with ur life - bun b

See, I'm not normal/ and I'm not a homo,
I'm-a have to shoot a Indecency/ wit u in corn rows, and call it "More Hoes"/ Volume five, volume six/ and show it in da back of my truck at da picnic/.

See, I'm not normal/ and I'm not a homo,
I'm-a have to shoot a Indecency/ wit u in corn rows, and call it "More Hoes"/ Volume five, volume six/ and show it in da back of my truck at da picnic/.
- Dj Quik in Ludacris' 'Spur of the moment'

Redman

"I'll Diss you

Dismiss you

Let your girl suck on the shit that I Piss through"


Or something like that ---- terribly coarse but quite funny

NaS is like sex to a nympho but nuthin' sweet.
- NaS(NaS is like).

The liquor bottle's almost empty/, we about to collide wit d enemy/
U diein' if its meant t' be/
Cos u fcukin'~wit a~general/. No discussion,~its da~principle/, we bust in~its da~end o' you/.
Now we knockin' on ur momma~door/ like we came to fix d sink, my kinda~war/.
- NaS(Smokin').

Don't say my car's topless, say d titties is out.
- NaS(Made u look).

I'm a leader at last, its a don~u~wit/, my nines~iz~spit//, make u lose Con~scious~ness/.
- NaS(Made u look).

A message to those who trapp'd~us~up/
to federal guys// who backed~em~up/
We never'll die//,we black~we~tuff/
Lead in ur eye//, we strapp'd~to~bust!/.
-NaS(Msg to d Feds).

Thats 4 those who don't recognise d legend in NaS.

Po Deep:

Thats 4 those who don't recognise d legend in NaS.

Tell them oh!

"The things I've seen in life will make you choke by suprise //
Like an aborted fetus in a jar that opened its eyes //"

- Immortal Technique

Hova d god, I should be wearin' a turban/ hataz can't disturb em,, waitaz can't serve em/.
-Jay-z(Life & times of S.Carter 3 Intro).

He who does not feel me is not real to me, therefore he dosen't exist/
so poof,,vamoose,, son-of-a-bitch!/
-Jay Z(hova).

My tyres dey turn/
faster than d ruggedman go say "My fire go burn"/
-Terry tha rapman(OD's everyday).

FUNNIEST PUNCHLINES EVER :
Work dat nigga, like a slave owner. . . . . . .
. . . . . . She's foamin' at them lips/ the ones between the hips/. . . . .
. . . . . . P*ssy tighter than conditions of us black folks.
-Obie trice(drips)

I get more ass than a toilet seat.
-Nate Dogg(shake that).

I'm tired.

Why won't women leave we men/ they don't see men,,
they only see doe and semen/.
-some Naija mc.

Well, *sex sells* and i don't mean chromosomes.
-same Naija mc.