^{*Haha, I often mutter this to myself unconsciously . . . from every MCs' MC . . .*}

I'm not sayin I'm number one, uhh I'm sorry, I lied
I'm number one, two, three, four and five!

- KRS One (Step Into A World)

^{*Just a quote*}

In times of danger don't freeze time to be a G

- 2pac (Until The End of Time)

Yo, you better watch who you beef wit
You might be walkin down the street, then
suddenly you hear tires screechin
Niggaz'll be hoppin out with heat and
throw you in the car seat and leave your lady standin there screamin
The whole weekend, you get blindfolded and beaten
Nose bleedin, gaspin for air, wheezin
You got kidnapped and you don't even know the reason
We even called your fam for ransom, they said, "Keep him"
Watch who you beef wit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Canibus(Watch Who U Beef With)



I Bleep around and pull eight out
Blast your face off or blow your brains out
Nigga, I'll leave you laid out
Then I pull the gat in my waist out
Put it in your mouth
and keep squeezin til the whole clip is sprayed out
Take the gun in my ankle brace out; shoot you in the stomach
till I see the last meal you ate drain out
Your face look spaced out, I gut you like a trout
Scream my name out while I'm scrapin your rib cage out. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Canibus(Life Liquid)

You didnt go to college obviously
I can tell by your ungodly unintelligible terminology
A remarkable odyssey, the rhymes of modern speech
when the brain orders the body not to breathe
Your competency is not up to speed, you're not in my league

- Canibus (Poet Laureate II)


You aint got enough calcium to have a bone to pick
I get my hands dirty like a sanitation worker so whats beef?
Beef is that meat inside a hamburger and man-murder I stand further apart

- Rass Kass (I Ain't F******* With You)


You want to punchline bruv? I'll smack the coke out ya nosepeice
The only thing ya gunna be spittin' in a minute is broke teeth

Infect anybody like a venomous tree snake
Winnin against me's like fightin Freddy "In ya dreams mate"

- Jibbarish


If it ain't dope then don't spit it
Don't be sensitive and get on the defensive
Just practice your penmanship
If you can't spit at high temperatures then just quit

- Canibus (Bis vs. Rip)

if money is the root
then i want the whole damn tree-
-----------------------------dr.dre --been there, done that.



they smoke hibiscus and plant shit trees , advance-ed weed
but dont forsake us, y'all are fake bloods like movie make-up.

-----------------------------nas-- be a nigger too.

Never forget, that God hasn't finished with me yet
I feel his hand on my brain
When I write rhymes, I go blind, and let the lord do his thang

2pac (Ghetto gospel)

i think rick ross is the ish,

'I GOT DREAMS WITH ELEVATORS IN IT' (PUSH IT)
'YOU SNEEZE AND GET SHOT GUNPLAY MAKES YOU BELIEVE US' (IM SO HOOD)

P.DIDDY'S D.I.D.D.Y. :
'TO YOU ITS A BENTLEY TO ME ITS A BLUE CAR'

'WHEN I SAY AM A SOLDIER AM NOT TALKING ABT PRIVATE RYAN
WHEN AM IN THE JUNGLE AM THE LION'

'LYF AINT LYF WITHOUT ME HIPHOP AINT HIPHOP WITHOUT ME'
lil wayne


'you fake rappers talking shit that you spit in farts'
ludacris

you are suffering from intellectual myopia
when i diss a baba(addis ababa) you think am talking of ethopia
mode9

now thats too deep you have to stop and think for a while, addis ababa is the capital of ethopia.mode9 finishd ruggedman o,



when am in the gucci store
am lyk 'HONEY AM HOME'
some sick dude in tripple c's


Bleep em all Bleep em all i shop so much i smell lyk the shopping mall,
asmack

My palaver daggers laced with grandmaster spits. . . . . .You're a witless apprentice.
In battles, i'll do you wrong like dentists fixing your appendix
Chasisbitch?? I'll decease that dimwit with frees that's endless to keep y'all winless
My spit's drenched with ceaseless sickness like i french-kissed diseased syringes . . . . .Sauron(Flowshow's wake-keeping)


You must be constipated dude becuz your period wasn’t present
This dude's feelin nothing but punchez like he’s 8 months pregnant
He claims he’s the ill one, but only becuz he took an oral contraceptive pill…
And he only did that so Jack wouldn’t find out he was cheatin on Bill. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sauron(Flowshow's burial)


I’ll torture you worse than a Jewish midget during Holocaust,
Break your glass jaw off during Museltof
Serve you fruit cocktails called Molotovs, blow your back off with a sawn off
Lord Of War like Uri Orlov turning your crew red with Russian Kalashnikovs
I'll use the saltire's flag post when i am stabbin' ma enemies
Kill you with your eyes open so 'Pissu remembers me. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sauron(AlexPissu's EULOGY)

That's what you get for fuckin with this lyrical demon
Bloodstream's been, contaminated for eons
I got cast out of heaven for treason
Got cast out of the Garden of Eden for lettin the reptillian beast in
Got locked up for a DUI and speedin. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Canibus(Lost @ "c")

Big L and Canibus are undoubtebly the Kings of punchlines. . . .


I got divine chromosomes in me/
My sperm'll scramble the eggs in a womans ovaries/ - Canibus

I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin/
Put his brains in the street. . . now you can see what he was just thinking / - Big L

Breaking in cribs with a crow bar/
I wasn't 'poor', I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r' / - Big L

Before I battle total strangers,
I make them sign disclaimers to state that they're aware of the danger - Canibus

They want to know why, I'm so fly/
Some girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye / - Big L

Who the hell want to battle the ill mathematical/
My motherfuckin brain is IBM compatible / - Canibus

My game is, vicious and cruel/ Phuckin chicks is a rule/
If my girl think I'm loyal, then that bitch is a fool/ - Big L

Give up the dough, before you get smoked/
Oh you're broke?. . . . ***gunshots*** . . . . now you' dead broke! / - Big L

I'm a Maccabean emcee and I possess the ability/
to run at top-speed without bending my knees / - Canibus

I'm known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches/
I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose / - Big L

A tech nine is my utensil/
Filling niggas with so much lead, they can use they [i]d[/i]ick for a pencil / - Big L

Shut your mouth up before I buck lead and make a lot of blood shed/ Turn your tux red/
I'm far from broke, got enough bread. . . and mad hoes, ask Beavis, I get nothin' butt head/ - Big L

Ibime:

Big L and Canibus are undoubtebly the Kings of punchlines. . . .

Without a doubt, Canibus is the most underrated MC in the world.
He is a brain box and extremely knowledgeable to be a rapper. . . . . .I woulda loved to see a 2Pac/Canibus beef.
Canibus is savvy, brilliant and has a wide range of subject matter than all the rappers put together.

Check out his lyrics on "Cemantics". . . . .I learnt more from Canibus than all the years i spent in the Uni.
He is the illest homo sapien to hold the mic.
Too bad he is not mainstream, too sad.

~Sauron~:

Without a doubt, Canibus is the most underrated MC in the world.
He is a brain box and extremely knowledgeable to be a rapper. . . . . .I woulda loved to see a 2Pac/Canibus beef.
Canibus is savvy, brilliant and has a wide range of subject matter than all the rappers put together.

Check out his lyrics on "Cemantics". . . . .I learnt more from Canibus than all the years i spent in the Uni.
He is the illest homo sapien to hold the mic.
Too bad he is not mainstream, too sad.

My Canibus days finished around 2000. . . . I was the biggest Canibus fan in school. . . .after his second album, I stopped feeling him from C True Hollywood stories and MicClub onwards. . . . he just sounds depressing these days. . . . still, he was in my top three in the 90's heydey along with Big Pun and Big L. . . . I remember when Canibus came to Subterranea in 2000. . . . . I have never received my money's worth from a concert like that day. . . . he performed for 2 hours straight. . . . I even managed to sneak into the club before the concert and walked in to find Canibus doing his soundcheck. . . . mehn, I was so starstruck, but I went and chatted to him for a few minutes anyway. . . .

As for Canibus and Pac, no disrespect, but Pac is not a battler.

Nice lines here sha

Na wa o

Big L - "I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt", "In the shower is the only time you get ya di.ck wet."

B.I.G - "u say im a pussy? i dare u to try to stick ur d.ick in this"

Canibus - "I'll rip ya skin off just to get on ya nerves"

chamotex:

Big L - "I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt", "In the shower is the only time you get ya di.ck wet."

B.I.G - "u say I'm a pussy? i dare u to try to stick ur d.ick in this"

Canibus - "I'll rip ya skin off just to get on ya nerves"

roflmao

Ibime:

My Canibus days finished around 2000. . . . I was the biggest Canibus fan in school. . . .after his second album, I stopped feeling him from C True Hollywood stories and MicClub onwards. . . . he just sounds depressing these days. . . . still, he was in my top three in the 90's heydey along with Big Pun and Big L. . . . I remember when Canibus came to Subterranea in 2000. . . . . I have never received my money's worth from a concert like that day. . . . he performed for 2 hours straight. . . . I even managed to sneak into the club before the concert and walked in to find Canibus doing his soundcheck. . . . mehn, I was so starstruck, but I went and chatted to him for a few minutes anyway. . . .

What about his 2003's "Rip The Jacker"?? While Fiddy n Ja Rule were topping charts then, Canibus was kept under wraps.
The only problem with 'Bis is his reluctance to burst into the mainstream. . . . . . .
His lyrics are superior to any other MC i have listened to in the last 20 years. He never reverts to gimmicky word plays to make lyrics fit.
I can't think of a single lyric that ends in izzle nor does he use a reigonalized accent to make a verse work.
Canibus possesses a mastery of the English language that is simply unparalleled in the industry.

As for Canibus and Pac, no disrespect, but Pac is not a battler.

Thank u very much. . . . . . . .I was saying the same thing some months back but some guys here felt i was spewing trumpery.
Canibus would dismember 2Pac bone by bone with the illest of punchlines. . . . .
I don't know anyone better than him. He is a showcase of a verbal mastery the likes of which rap music (possibly music in general) has never seen.

FLOWSHOW:

sauron why don't u put those wack lyrics of urs in an mp3 and lets see if u wont skip. gay.

U are trying too hard to convince yourself u can rap. . . . . .What a calamity!!!
No matter how u keep saying it, it won't change the fact about your wack lyrics and your poor penmanship.
Go and do something better with ur life. . . . . .
U want to be 9ice and Ruggedman?? U have a better chance joining the KKK with your black ass and Salawa Abeni rhythm.

~Sauron~:

My palaver daggers laced with grandmaster spits. . . . . .You're a witless apprentice.
In battles, i'll do you wrong like dentists fixing your appendix
Chasisbitch?? I'll decease that dimwit with frees that's endless to keep y'all winless
My spit's drenched with ceaseless sickness like i french-kissed diseased syringes . . . . .Sauron(Flowshow's wake-keeping)


You must be constipated dude becuz your period wasn’t present
This dude's feelin nothing but punchez like he’s 8 months pregnant
He claims he’s the ill one, but only becuz he took an oral contraceptive pill…
And he only did that so Jack wouldn’t find out he was cheatin on Bill. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sauron(Flowshow's burial)


I’ll torture you worse than a Jewish midget during Holocaust,
Break your glass jaw off during Museltof
Serve you fruit cocktails called Molotovs, blow your back off with a sawn off
Lord Of War like Uri Orlov turning your crew red with Russian Kalashnikovs
I'll use the saltire's flag post when i am stabbin' ma enemies
Kill you with your eyes open so 'Pissu remembers me. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sauron(AlexPissu's EULOGY)

That's what you get for fuckin with this lyrical demon
Bloodstream's been, contaminated for eons
I got cast out of heaven for treason
Got cast out of the Garden of Eden for lettin the reptillian beast in
Got locked up for a DUI and speedin. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Canibus(Lost @ "c")

Hehehehehe . . . . . . .Tight punchlines

tope2000:

Hehehehehe . . . . . . .Tight punchlines

More dope punchlines from Canibus

"I'm the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it,
I'll snatch ya' crown with ya' head still attached to it"

"What's the matter with ya'll, I'll spatter ya'll,
against the muthafuckin' wall with these raw lyrics I catapault"

~Sauron~:

Dope punchlines.

"I'm the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it,
I'll snatch ya' crown with ya' head still attached to it"

"What's the matter with ya'll, I'll spatter ya'll,
against the muthafuckin' wall with these raw lyrics I catapault"

i see u r on IT tonight
ME LIKE

tope2000:

i see u r on IT tonight
ME LIKE

IT is a jobless vermin. . . . .
Madam went out with Oga and IT is enjoying some cybertime.
Those are the little disadvantages of the internet. . . . . .any gorilla can log on and constitute a nuisance.

~Sauron~:

IT is a jobless vermin. . . . .
Madam went out with Oga and IT is enjoying some cybertime.
Those are the little disadvantages of the internet. . . . . .any gorilla can log on and constitute a nuisance.

Dead!!

You on your fifteenth minute of fame.
And on the sixteenth, beginneth the lame.
And on seventeen, you lose everything.
The twenty-first is the worst.
Wishing you was eleven popping like you was seven.
With the feeling when you were seconds (woo!).
Reminiscing when you was just in, now you just him.
No longer the trend they dress in.
Now you wondering where all the press went.
You know longer impress them, get arrested, paparazzi will press then.
I fell on purpose to stay a freshman.

Go cop all of Big L's and Canibus' albums, and you will hear the greatest hip-hop punchlines ever.

I existed,
In the garden of Eden gettin' lifted,
Stickin' [b]d[/b]ick to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
Before Christ created Christmas
I've been in lyrical fitness,
the Canibus is spittin' till he's spitless . . . .Canibus(Beasts From The East)

I'm the new black renaissance man, listen
recite poetry while I'm shitting in your kitchen            Ras Kass - The Big Picture

Not so much the wittiness , but the imagery is crazy

Stick to bitches walls like I'm Peter Parker . . . .  Ras Kass - Lyrical Swords

Drink Listerine brush my teeth with amphetamine
So I can sound fresh and say dope things in between . . . Soul on Ice (Diamond D remix)

Guy Stuck ur shit in ur pit b4 u stick ur feet in it, show ur feathers n reveal ur colours and don't claim u r a Peacock when all i c is a Penguine, darequam (unreleased)

The way some nuccas be talkin' 'bout Canibus in here, one would think he's God.

Agreed that Canibus got 'em tight punchlines, but is a comparism with Pac not foolhardy? Some things are best left as they are cos we really cannot predict. The same Canibus that was battled 'n' rattled by homo-ass rapper - LL Cool J? In fact, some dudes still argue about who won that battle Need I remind y'all 'bout Eminem and Canibus?

No way. . .

Don't derail the thread. Just post punchlines and exit.

Why didn't Canibus get compared with Biggie? Pac died more than a decade ago. Don't know why some peops just won't stop saying ish about him.

Leave the late legend alone and let him rest in peace.

Bamsyle, sharrap dia. . . . .


I grab mics and push niggas to the left. . .
so hard, their hearts end up on the right side of their chest /  - Canibus

Slit you from ear to ear/
If you survive, you could cover the scar with a beard/ - Canibus

I pinpoint an astroid in orbit/
and hurl niggas thousands of miles per hour towards it/ - Canibus

While you niggas is babbling/ my lyrics is travelling/
like a javelin/ to stab-you-in/ the abdomen/              - Canibus 

What kind of spit you want from me? Sparkling or Still? - Canibus

@ Ibime,

A lot of people don't realise "Hit Em Up" is not a classic diss track.
There's nuthing creative about it. . . . It's like a 12-year-old throwing a temper tantrum.
Biggie sleeping on ma couch, I [i]f[/i]ucked Biggie's wife, U copy ma styles with Versace and all the other nonsense.
Can anyone compare that to Canibus' 2nd round knock out??

I was listening to "Rip The Jacker" last night and i couldn't but marvel at Bis' lyrical superiority.
The album(in me opinion) is the most thought provoking album i have heard in a long while: It was just pure unfiltered rap ingenuity.
If any rap fan thinks his/her favourite rapper is lyrical and can use metaphors, buy this album and shake your head at your past ignorance.
The album is dark, warlike and all together beautiful lyrics warp through the tunes releasing relentless eargasms 

At your wake as I peak in, look in your casket
feelin sarcastic, "Look at him, still sleepin

Jay-Z (22 two's)