can u guys upload any of the punchline tracks if u have . it will help us a lot

canibus does not appeal to the human ear . he has a wack flow but very strong punches.
this makes me think punchline rappers are better than mainstream commercial rappers. imagine people comparing jayz to canibus. jay appeals to the ear but canibus does not. even lil wayne forces more punchlines&meta4s.

someone said 2pac wouldnt have been able to cope with canibus, pac wasnt a punchline rapper .was he ?

ibime seems to know more bout hiphop. ibime where are u located ?

@lalaboi
u need to go to hiphop nursery sch. lol. i saw ur battles .boy u are really learning fast

lalaboi:

Never knew Canibus existed until i read the 2 last pages of this thread!
**shakes**

i just dey start my journey into hip hop! lol!

I know NADA!!!

You ain't missing nada Lalaboi.

Canibus is one rapper who, apart from punchlines/diss lines, has nutin else going for him.

If Canibus is that important to Rap/Hip-hop, you would've known him. I'm sure you know cats like Kool G. Rap, Wu Tang Clan, Kurupt, Ras Kass, Lost Boyz and Common. These are cats that Canibus, at one time or another, has had guest appearances with. . .

Apart from his 5th album (Rip The Jacker), all his albums were critical and commercial failures. Dude even made attempts at going commercial at a point but failed woefully  His most critically acclaimed work is "2nd Round Knock Out" (off his debut album Can-I-Bus), which he did in a fit of anger in response to a diss track from LL Cool J  However the whole album was a failure. He blamed his failure on Wyclef (who produced him)  This myriad of failures led to his decision to join the US Army

Anyways, his 5th album (Rip The Jacker) contains my fave joint from him - Poet Laureate II. Diverse beats were used (liked the Fela beat), song spanned over 7 minutes and sounded deep enough for my liking.

You can do without Canibus in your Veteran Rappers List. . .

Got a few from Big L:

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If you battle L you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread, you can't kill me I was born dead
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yo i got sluggs for snitches no love for bitches
puttin thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches
i got a rep that make police sweat known to get a priest wet
i never beg for pussy like Kieth Sweat
is Big L. slow, hell no
bitches get bleeped on a roof when i aint got no hotel dough
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when it come to nookie I'm not a rookie
i got girls that make that chick toni braxton look like whoopi
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Niggas be getting mad cause I hit more chicks than they spoke to

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@ Bamsyle

Thanks for the info

@ sauran,

Sauran or fuckever moronic name you call yourself. . . . . .U think flipping ma monikers(Hannibal/Sauron) would fool people here so u can swindle em?
U must be out of your spastic mind.
I am willing to bet this is FLOWSHOW bitching around like a woman suffering from an ovarian cyst!!!
Jeeeez, i never knew yahoo-yahoo is one of your many wack hobbies.

tboy1:

Personally lloyd banks is my favorite PLK(Punch line king)

Here is a few:

: Don't talk shit to the star bro,
I'll have more niggaz leaning over your whip than a car show

: you a hater?join the club, shit the line around the block

: Over twenty hoes that do what I say so,
Fight ova me like them bitches on the Flava Flav show

: Even my father knows where the revolver goes
I bring the beef to ya front door like Dominos
And my diamonds froze that means my time froze
Be in the club from when it’s poppin’ ‘til the time it close

:If that's your man warn him 'Cause there's enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on him

:So I'm blowin on that wet doe, same color as Gecko
We follow hood codes and everybody in the set know
We gas 'em, Bleep 'em and pass 'em, what you expect ho?

:Keep your circle official, watch them niggaz thats with you (why)
Outsiders'll get you, hot shit in your tissue (sue)
All i need is my figures, i aint stressin' no hoes (uh)
Ridin' round with my niggaz, hand crushin' that 'Dro
Fiddy made me a star, now they know who we are
Album top of the charts, your condo is my car (Ha)
Income is my chain. stash box is my watch (huh)
You fairly new in the game, i ain't passin' the rock (na uh)
All i been sensin' is hate, ever since i been straight
because they stuck in the hood, hand crumbs in their plate (Ha)
And i'm strappin' the nine, in case they want to combine
Gather up on a nigga, i ain't rappin' in line
Keep your eye on your money, stop eyeballin' mine
Drop sumthin' every year, flop all of the time
Stop makin' your records, i ain't answerin' shit
Why don't you get off my privates,  Bitch!

:Even though I got the yacht in the million dollar boat
Superman armor on the '69 drop
0ut of every 70 rappers 69 flop
I blowed a buck in the corner, just to get the feel
My head light smooth when I move the steering wheel
I ain't running from nothing, it's top dollar to chill
I pop bottles for real, with pop artists that kill
I move 2 mill, my backyard is a field
I ain't tough for the tube, I'll smack yall for real
Go 'head hate on me now, you'll miss a nigga later
I'm hood like bulletholes and pissy elevators
I went from playing the same block to Bangkok
So I can get money between raindrops
And my piece so heavy I pop a chain a week
And get so much pussy I can't sleep

:I conversate with killers it's usually about life
politic with lawness it's usually about white
I'm the poster child of violence
I'm the boy on the poster
when the shots start to rang out, I'm the boy with the toaster

:Diamond after diamond, and I climbed up out the bottom
So holla if it's a problem, I got 'em just like you got 'em
I'm stylin; they grillin cause my whip can buy a skyscraper
Roll down the windows stick my hand out, "Hi hater!"

:You see a lot of bling on stage, it's probably mine
I got 4 rings on me like an Audi-sign

:I'm layed back comfortably
None these niggas could mess with me
Actually some these niggas my sons I got custody
Misery loves company
But all my money come to me
Keep that on the humbaly
You don't believe come and see
Niggas ain't fucking with him they Bleep with me
Semi auto holo flow who the Bleep stopping me
I start the car without the key
I got the key without my L
The only L I got, got kush in it don't even smell

got a couple more to post later
N.B
Big L got some sick lines as well

lloyd bank has got good puchlines but he doesnt sound audible with his tongue licking rap style.

big l was creative , i wish i could hear more of him.

Bamsyle:

You ain't missing nada Lalaboi.

Canibus is one rapper who, apart from punchlines/diss lines, has nutin else going for him.

If Canibus is that important to Rap/Hip-hop, you would've known him. I'm sure you know cats like Kool G. Rap, Wu Tang Clan, Kurupt, Ras Kass, Lost Boyz and Common. These are cats that Canibus, at one time or another, has had guest appearances with. . .

Apart from his 5th album (Rip The Jacker), all his albums were critical and commercial failures. Dude even made attempts at going commercial at a point but failed woefully  His most critically acclaimed work is "2nd Round Knock Out" (off his debut album Can-I-Bus), which he did in a fit of anger in response to a diss track from LL Cool J  However the whole album was a failure. He blamed his failure on Wyclef (who produced him)  This myriad of failures led to his decision to join the US Army

Anyways, his 5th album (Rip The Jacker) contains my fave joint from him - Poet Laureate II. Diverse beats were used (liked the Fela beat), song spanned over 7 minutes and sounded deep enough for my liking.

You can do without Canibus in your Veteran Rappers List. . .

Thanks mehn!

Saw the video sauron posted, then checked out other clips. Figured out theres no point listening if its gonna take me 5mins to decypher each line of what the dude is saying lol! its just too hardcore for me.!

He joined Us army? lol! i think the whole thing messed up his mind so badly.



Lmao at Sauran and sauron! wonders shall never cease! lol

lalaboi:

Thanks mehn!
Saw the video sauron posted, then checked out other clips. Figured out theres no point listening if its going to take me 5mins to decypher each line of what the dude is saying lol! its just too hardcore for me.!

Thats the only mistake Canibus makes.
He seems to forget a large portion of rap listeners are illiterates or retards functioning on a low digit IQs.
How does he expect an average listener to know about Radioactivity, Actuarial Mathematics, Moore's Law, etc.
Canibus' target audience are the intelligent/brilliant listeners not vagrants.
How can u blame a rapper for being too brilliant?? I guess its because many of us are used to bling bling, sex, booty, Alize and weed.

Lmao at Sauran and sauron! wonders shall never cease! lol

IT will be extinguished soon.

Forget new Canibus. . . . when Canibus was signed with Universal from 97-2000, he was spitting illness and was also sonically sound. . .

I still remember the first time I heard him on this track called Beasts from the east.


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Foxy got u high,
cos u got ur face in her puss

Nas in Ether

Some of the best underG rappers:



Saigon

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Crooked I

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Masta Ace

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@ Ibime,

Beasts From The East was 97. . . . . . .Lost Boyz album.
Classic track featuring Bis, A+ and Redman.
Bis lost the will after 2003.

There should be a winner on who suggested the illest verses ever. Here's mine though;

- Let ya head down baby, i just hit a score
Pick any place on the planet, pick a shore
Check what the Forbes figured, then figure more
'Cos they 4got to account what I did with the raw - JAY-Z (Roc Boys)

- Heroin got less steps than Britney
That means it ain't stepped on, dig me? - JAY-Z (Roc Boys)

- And everything is bad 4 a nigga nowadays, so he drink a lot o' water
Talk about u so rich, nigga u so b****, that u parents finally think they got a daughter - JADAKISS & STYLES P (Shootouts)

- If u present with tha man,
Ur future look better than ur past, when u present with the man - FABOLOUS (Breathe)

Olukony:

Check what the Forbes figured, then figure more
'because they 4got to account what I did with the raw - JAY-Z (Roc Boys)

Hehehe. . . . that line is madness. . . . I just got it, despite hearing that track several times.

When the boom-shots ratter
All your girls scatter!!
Check up on your homies before they give you bad data

Church to the Palace (Snoop Dogg)

See i am a 80's baby Master of Reaganomics
School of Hard Knocks everyday is college
You ain't did nothing i ain't did so pay homage
Or pay the Doctor i spray llamas

Jay-Z (Go Crazy)

Ibime:

Hehehe. . . . that line is madness. . . . I just got it, despite hearing that track several times.

Mehn! I feel Jays the maddest when it comes to subliminal punchlines, there's a lot that goes unheard by peeps. . . im'ma get back with few.

But for starters one nice punchline that really hit was. . . "im not a businessman, im a business, mehn!"

D1KeleVra:

Mehn! I feel Jays the maddest when it comes to subliminal punchlines, there's a lot that goes unheard by peeps. . . I'm'ma get back with few.

But for starters one nice punchline that really hit was. . . "I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, mehn!"

That one is not even up for debate! Jigga is the best in the biz in that area

Who you know fresher than Hov? riddle me that
The rest of y'all know where i am lyrically at

Encore (Jay-Z)

Jigga give you food for thought dog get a plate
Guilty until proven Innocent (Jay-Z)

Fresh out of jail California dreaming,
soon as i step on the scene i hear hoochies sceaming,

[Tupac- California love]

Khanye/Lalaboi,

You're welcome guys. Do yo' thang


I melt mics, till the sound-waves over
Before steppin' to me, you rather step to Jahova

- Nas (Live At The Barbeque)


Yo, I need an encore y'all, you should welcome me back
You want to ball till you fall, I can help you with that
You want beef? I could let a slug melt in your hat
because I'm a wild barbarian, too hard, I'm scarin' 'em

- Nas (Nastradamus)


. . .You seem to be only concerned with dissing women
Were you abused as a child?
Scared to smile
They called you ugly

. . .Rocafella died of AIDS
That was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy ya'll chose to name your company after
Put it together
I rock hoes
Ya'll rock fellas

- Nas (Ether)


Your arms too short to box with God
I don't kill soloists only kill squads

- Nas (You're The Man)


They thought I'll make another "Illmatic"
But it's always forward I'm moving
Never backwards stupid
Here's another classic

- Nas (Stillmatic Intro)

back in '83 i was an MC sparkin
kept me little raps cos i thought niggaz would'nt understand.
but now with every jam , am the f.ucking man
i rap in front of more niggaz than in the slave ships.
i used to watch c.h.i.p.s , now i load glock clips
-----------------------------nas-- halftime.



the brutalizer, crew de-sizer, accelerator
the type of nigga who be pissin in ur elevator
somehow the rap game reminds me of the crack game
used to sport Bally's and Gazelle's with black frames.

-------------nas - represent.


This rhythmatic explosion, is what your frame of mind has chosen
I'll leave your brain stimulated, niggaz is frozen
Speak with criminal slang, begin like a violin
End like Leviathan, it's deep well let me try again
Wisdom be leakin out my grapefruit troop
I dominate break loops, givin mics men-e-straul cycles
Street's disciple, I rock beats that's mega trifle
And groovy but smoother than moves by Villanova
You're still a soldier, I'm like Sly Stone in Cobra
Packin like a rasta in the weed spot
Vocals'll squeeze glocks, MC's eavesdrop
Though they need not to sneak
My poetry's deep, I never fell
Nas's raps should be locked in a cell
It ain't hard to tell.

better be the first to blasts
if u w a n na last.
------------------tupac -----so many tears
----
t aint hard to tell

You cats is home screaming the fights on!!
I am in the Fifteen Hundred seats watching Tys-on
Same night Same fight but one of us cats ain't playing right i ll let you tell it

I love the Dough (BIG ft Jay-Z)

Whenever there's a drought get your umbrellas out
C.o.s that's when i brainstorm

Public service Announcement (Jay-Z)

D.A's wanna indict me c.o.s fishscales in my vein like a pisces

Blue Magic (Jay-Z)

Come test me, I never cower
For the love of money, son, I'm giving lead showers
Stop screaming, you know the demon said it's best to die
And even if Jehovah witness, bet he'll never testify, D'Evils,

Jay-Z - D'Evils

NAS-------ETHER

50 cent(BACK DOWN, JA RULE DIS
50 CENT, (TIMBALAND FT 50 CENT----------COME GET ME)
KANYE WEST ( THE GAME FT KANYE WEST, WOULDNT GET FAR )
NAS-------ETHER
DMX, (WHERE THE HOOD AT-----------JA RULE DISS)

Yo, you could buy Jaz spittin', hospital, son admit it
Rip your lips off, kiss my ass with it
Slap bitches, got Marshall Maths [printing]
Weed, X, and the acid tabs did it
I'm "What's happening?" with no "Rerun"
Doc Rob "Deniro" when the "Heat" come
My barrel hang out the Camaro
Aimed at the nose of them hoes it's hard to breathe from
Flash the gat, your town, bogardin'
Your wallet, your chain the main target
Beef is like cold engine, don't start it
Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot
We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you
From ten speed and brown shoe
Doc and Eminem, cock the M & M
Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them

Redman - Off the Wall

hw far nw bross wetin dey ooo

The watch face so blue like it's holdin it's breath
Can't see me skill for skill or check for check
It's the bow tie flow dog, I bring it to your neck
Live and correct I will bring it to your set

Jay-Z - Hovi Baby

I shut down my enemies with telepathy electrically
My verbal chemistry can kill you with esoteric energy
I bury motha fuckas in the cemetery for testing me
Yelling, ‘mess you,’ with all my niggas ad-libing me

I’m all work, and no play, twenty-four hours a day
The way Canibus trains, makes the Green Berets look gay
You going to war with savages, niggas who ain’t having it
A million Africans scalping you gays into cabbages . . . . . . . . . . .Canibus(4 bars)

Grab you by the throat and blow my second-hand weed smoke down it
Don’t give a mess what month you dropping in
I’ll be on the radio hollering, “[b]F[/b]uck you and your cult following”
You cum-swallowing trans-sexual gay
With crabs and breasts that sag, dressed in drag
Running full-page ads in a Indecency mag
With pictures of you with a [b]d[/b]ick in your mouth and a [b]d[/b]ick in your ass. . . . . . . . .Canibus(Stretch Armstrong).

You better flee hops, or get ya head thrown three blocks
L be keepin' n****s hearts pumpin like reeboks
. . . Every year I gain clout and my name sprout
Some n****s'll be virgins if crack never came out
. . . Big L is a large boss
Known for puttin more holes in a nigga body than in a golf course

- Big L (Stretch & Bobbito '93)


While y'all be on the corners bummy and high
I be out buyin the finest sh*t money can buy

- Big L (Deadly Combination)


Back to the silence, no more droppin science
Er'body rappin about diamonds and violence
And they ain't theirs, all they do is charge credit cards
And when the bill comes, they blame it on the rap stars
Now how you figure? I ain't rent a car
I wasn't at the spa, I ain't by the bar
Now here's a jewel when you get your first record deal
Don't subject yourself to the mass appeal
First Class, caviar in the vel'
In the new S Class with the Jordan wheels
Remember, the music in the streets like the streets
You know the cold of the streets, er'body tryin to eat
. . . You take me how, you must be high off heroin
. . . Rappers, I'ma murder y'all with your own medicine
. . . What's this I hear, y'all wanna take my spot?
You got a better chance putting a gorilla in a headlock
I'm too focused, I can see through your lens
You ain't a G, just a wanna be . . .

- Wyclef (80 Bars)


. . . see, what do you expect when you rhyme like a soft punk
you walk down the street and get jumped
You got to have style, and learn to be original
. . . How many MC's must get dissed
before somebody says, "Don't f*** with Kris!"

- KRS One/Boogie Down Productions (My Philosophy)

@sauron the mothefiiking bsssasstard

TO THAT CRACK SMOKING RETARD SAURON AND MENIKE

sauron bitch am insane like akala's son destroying p-square's party
now u will say am using vernacular to rap cuzz u know nofing about it
the difference between you and me is u don't relate ur rhymes to current affairs
nigga you and ur sistas are morons in rap thats why u both lack new ideas
i bet ur father never imagined flowshow would give u so much trouble
nigga am ur king ~bow down to royalty~stay on the floor and don't fumble
even shaz knows me~in real life ~ am so humble!see
i rep the jersey blues ~remember i sting better than a bumble! bee
nigga your rhymes are as slippery as the detergent~omo
yous a bitch oochie ~another synonym for ur mothers pussi! hobo!
sauron testesaurone~you sound like a privates~ all u do is bleeping suck
nigga am a kingpin and all i do is bleeping rock!
the flow is retarded like madmen smoking the hardest indo!
yous a blabber ~ ur compared to an indian baby speaking hindu!
i got ur honey A-40 researching about how i bleeped the illest mcs
right now u will bow down and acknowledge flow as the illest in this
when i continue sparing wit u ~ i actually want u to understand metas and punches
so that u can be promoted from nursery to primary and deliver punchlines like me!
lastly som one tell thats a-40 gay to drop a single verse on me
this is battle rap and not a mud slinging contest. cuzz next time hes mom will be replaced with it
pussi ass modafcuker~ my final metaphors are sicker than an epileptic plague
nigga we are inside the same texbook ~ but bitch~we are not on the same page !

bjpumpin:

@sauron the mothefiiking bsssasstard

TO THAT CRACK SMOKING RETARD SAURON AND MENIKE

sauron bitch am insane like akala's son destroying p-square's party
now u will say am using vernacular to rap cuzz u know nofing about it
the difference between you and me is u don't relate ur rhymes to current affairs
nigga you and ur sistas are morons in rap thats why u both lack new ideas
i bet ur father never imagined flowshow would give u so much trouble
nigga am ur king ~bow down to royalty~stay on the floor and don't fumble
even shaz knows me~in real life ~ am so humble!see
i rep the jersey blues ~remember i sting better than a bumble! bee
nigga your rhymes are as slippery as the detergent~omo
yous a bitch oochie ~another synonym for ur mothers pussi! hobo!
sauron testesaurone~you sound like a privates~ all u do is bleeping suck
nigga am a kingpin and all i do is bleeping rock!
the flow is retarded like madmen smoking the hardest indo!
yous a blabber ~ ur compared to an indian baby speaking hindu!
i got ur honey A-40 researching about how i bleeped the illest mcs
right now u will bow down and acknowledge flow as the illest in this
when i continue sparing wit u ~ i actually want u to understand metas and punches
so that u can be promoted from nursery to primary and deliver punchlines like me!
lastly som one tell thats a-40 gay to drop a single verse on me
this is battle rap and not a mud slinging contest. cuzz next time hes mom will be replaced with it
pussi ass modafcuker~ my final metaphors are sicker than an epileptic plague
nigga we are inside the same texbook ~ but bitch~we are not on the same page !

Why don't u just give up and stop disgracing yourself??
U were caught biting on AHH and now BJPumping is BITING Flowshow??
Father biting son. . . . . . .Youse a family of disgrace.

For Your Information, Flowspunk has already used this watery lyrics.

sauron bitch am insane like akala's son destroying p-square's party
now u will say am using vernacular to rap cuzz u know nofing about it
the difference btw you and me is u dont relate ur rhymes to current affairs
nigga you and ur sistas are morons in rap thats why u both lack new ideas
i bet ur father neva imagined flowshow would give u so much trouble
nigga am ur king ~bow down to royalty~stay on the floor and dont fumble
even shaz knows me~in real life ~ am so humble!see
i rep the jersey blues ~remember i sting better than a bumble! bee
nigga your rhymes are as slippery as the detergent~omo

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-157494.448.html#msg3116016 SHAME ON U FOR BITING.

Some of my favourite lines. . . . .



Producers are feeling me yo/
They my fans. . .so I autograph their beats with my signature flow/ - Ibime

I fold you like lunch packs/
With flows thats ‘over ya head’. . . like ‘shoulders on hunchbacks’/ - Ibime

I don’t pay cash for sex/
No dough for my ho’s. . . but I give em reality cheques/ - Ibime

Spitz is a slick wizard/ so cold, I spit blizzards/
Ya verses start 'off the scale', then 'tail off', like 'sick lizards'/ - Ibime

I smash ya team/ trampoline/ on ya back and crack ya spleen/
Then spray ya ‘blood’ over ya T.V…, now you got a ‘plasma’ screen/ - Ibime

He the same old drag/ that parade those flags/
My lines'll split him/ like 'light-through-prisms'/
….and show the 'true colours' of this 'rainbow gay'/ - Ibime

Im the King Kong/ nigga with the big schlong/
If bitches ring my bell on the hour. . .they get the ding dong/ - Ibime

Ya granddaddy is my oldest ad-vers-ary/
‘cus long ago, I climbed ya family tree. . . and stole ya granny’s cherry/ - Ibime

My girl was talking all that shit about being independent/
Thats why I left the bitch when she was nine months pregnant/ - Ibime

I’m known for lounging around and smoking fine blunts/
I’m so laid back. .  . that I stayed an extra nine months/ - Ibime 

You could the game safe or raise stakes like poker/
Whichever way you play, the Ace breaks the Joker/ - Ibime

I meet ho’s with a nice demeanour/ tell em ‘nice to meet ya’/
A week later. . . we Ike and Tina/
two-three days of torture/ her black eyes ought ta/
persuade her to wear the Gucci shades I bought her/ - Ibime

Have faith when you weep/
‘cus success is only celebrated by he/ who has tasted defeat/ - Ibime