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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by khanye(m): 2:58pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
And all the pictures of me an M I burned them So it ain't no proof that I ever walked through 8 Mile So they ain't no proof I ever walked through 8 mile and since their ain't no proof I never walked through 8 mile. Sometimes I think about my life with my face down. Then I see my sons and put on that Kanye smile. The game - My life And the flow is hot like that wit Satan And the only thing I got spinning is Daytons The hotter I get the more willing to snake 'em So soon as the beat drop, watch where I take 'em Compton Swap meet, to get me some All-Stars When Game in the house, they they calling all cars 'Cause they heard about what went on in D.C. Heard about Hot 97, my beef with 50 The game - "300 Bars & Runnin'" |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 4:59pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
I got that "I don't give a Bleep" in me, it's stuck in me that's how I advantage over y'all niggaz, y'all too pretty We too gritty, like Sanford and Son Too grimy like Pigpen with jewels on. -------------prodigy- family-nas ft mobb deep. You should idolize NaS in the flesh Don't wait til I'm dead, to say I was the best, no doubt ----------------NAS - FAMILY. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 5:16pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
Craig Mack and BIG Flava in ya ear Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash trays, Bleep a fair one, I get mines the fast way, The ski mask way, Ransom notes, Far from handsome, but damn a nigga tote, more guns than roses, Foes is, shaking in their boots, Invisible bullies like The Gooch, Disappear, vamoose, you're wack to me, Take them rhymes back to the factory, I see, The gimmicks, the wack lyrics, The shit is depressing, pathetic, please forget it, You're mad cause my style you're admiring, Don't be mad, UPS is hiring, You shoulda been a cop, Bleep hip-hop, With that freestyle you're bound to get shot, Not from Houston but I rap-a-lot, Pack the gat a lot, The flav's bout to drop uhh, CRAIG MACK'S VERSE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH here comes the Mack! Word up don't rap no crap you bore me, Wanna grab my dick, too lazy, hold it for me, I'm straight that great plus the heads straighten dreads, I'm everlasting like the toe on Pro Keds, A tech nine, When I rhyme, Plus I climb, Word is bind, You're album couldn't Bleep with one line, It's been three years since you last hear, But now I reappear your heart pumps fear, To your gut, Did your girl's butt, I scraped it, shaped it, now she won't strut, I smash teeth, Bleep your beef, No relief, I step on stage girls scream like I'm Keith, You won't be around next year, My rap's too severe, Kicking mad flava in ya ear, |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by dejiariyo: 1:54am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Rappers be acting like they tougher than they really is, so i sit them in Will's Chair(wheelchairs) like Jada Pinkett Kids -------------papooose |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by dejiariyo: 1:57am On Jul 15, 2009 |
'll have you looking at defeat(the feet) like your a foot doctor , papooose LMAO |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by eldee(m): 4:28pm On Jul 16, 2009 |
No one on the corner got a swagger like you, 'cause no one on the f*ckin' corner is 42 I'm So Wavy - The Game |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 5:25pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
u and I are real different, we don't share the same beliefs fight in the ring or buy ringside seats either you like beef or you like to spectate give me gloves, and I'ma do it how the refs say we touch em and we come out tussling the ghetto is my garden of eden so I keep bobbing and weaving it's intense so I'm hardly breathing KO, and the winner is NaS, that's how the scene ends. ----------NaS-- Film. i think i'm about help u niggaz out and write a 'this is how u spit book' rap for dummies, money take a quick look, i run shit nigga,this big crook. i lay down the law and order, if u dont like it suck my D!ck Wolf. who is Dick Wolf? he created Law and Order. Crooked I- hiphop weekly # 34. i need therapy , my minds' traumatized. for 99 percent of my rhymes, i apologise i graduated from the school of lyrical homicide got my Rakim degree i'm him modernized. crooked I- hiphop weekely # 35. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 12:45am On Jul 21, 2009 |
Grown men want me to sit 'em on my lap/ But I don't have a beard and Santa Claus ain't black." Jay-Z/Blueprint 3 Intro |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by hadjiwese: 1:25am On Jul 21, 2009 |
Without your fingers in my toilet,You feelin my shit ----------Mode9 My wordplay,Off the hook,Like a very lucky fish To have a copy of my ish,is every disc jockey's wish----------Mode9 Step forward and sleep 4 ward in a hospital-------------------Mode9 I have no elastic limit,I won't yield(elasticity in Physics)-----Mode9 |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 10:14pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
I speak at frequencies dogs would have trouble hearing Canibus is the lyrical version of German engineering Raw metaphors keep you high for months Fly around the earth twice without refueling once Ain't too many categories I could fit in When it come to spittin Cuz I'm overqualified for tha position The lazer guided lyrical hybrid Creatin scripts so sick, I gotta arm wrestle my pen to write it |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by oldienal(m): 11:54am On Aug 12, 2009 |
When i diss a-baba, its not Ethiopia, you gat intellect myopia, Mode9 |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by DBR: 11:46am On Aug 14, 2009 |
No pen no pad im mentally typin this/ im bigger than the chairman no hypin it/ no Heineken on the table me n ma crew we Moetin a Pro with the Prose so eloquent lyrically Poeting lifting n coping the Chics like im runnin a Poultry- dAvenchy-Overkillin' rmx oNe |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by lalaboi(m): 10:21pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
DBR: Seems lik u d only who knows dAvenchy. . . .googled and found a she on Myspace. . . , na im bdat? any link? |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 10:39pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
I jump in a costume impromptu just to rob you Put the nozzle to your eye ball and tell you what not to do Rip your tonsils out through your nostrils Bury you next to shark fossils Make it impossible to find you Depths that Jacque Cousteau himself wouldn't dare to dive to With goggles, oxygen bottles and Doppler effect modules. . . . . . .Canibus |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 3:52pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
I manipulate the metaphysical power To hold my breath for half an hour Continuously breathin outward You ain't an MC you a coward I make wack rappers lose control of they bladders And piss in they trousers. . . . . . .Canibus(Doomsday News) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by chamotex(m): 6:53pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
oldienal: Pleasssssssssseeeeee . . . that is wack abeg next . . . . |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by chic2pimp(m): 6:59pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
chamotex: |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Vuitton(m): 7:41pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Hop ya a$$ out that S Class, lay back in the Maybach roll the best grass. . i ask have you in ur long legged life ever seen a watch surrounded by this much pink ice look but dont touch muthafucker think twice cos the gat that i clutch gotta a lil red light, need a lite. . . Lalala(Excuse me again) - Jay Z |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MUZBO(m): 9:13pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
. . .dealing with a young black male/ tryin to stack mail and then stay away from these packed jails/ I told the judge I'm in danger/ and thats why I had that .45 with one in the chamber/ - 2pac |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by BrigGen: 6:34pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
"Your train of thought is still boarding at the station." - Calvin or Hobbes? |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 7:09pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
I wasn't born mean I was pushed to treachery I walk the streets looking for some pus' to fetch me I'm like a veggie brainless turned to mush I'm edgy. . . . Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie. If he don't give me Kim things could get messy So pass that ass to me lemme squish the left cheek And press against the right one till it's smooshed against me. . . . .(Eminem freestyle) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by adebayo201: 7:15pm On Oct 11, 2009 |
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm mmm |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by slimghost(m): 10:48am On Oct 13, 2009 |
Dont hate me, hate me Nicky Barnes for hitting my mom letting the condom pop, nigga i was born in a drop. Bad boys- Shyne |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by JOEZZY1(m): 11:09pm On Nov 10, 2009 |
"When i go hard on a rhyme i shine like lip gloss, you just pissed off cos your d***'s small and the condom slipped off" casidy "You number 1? then im negative 2, basically ni**a that means im still better than you, basic mathematics the verbal mechanics of rhymin" Cannabis |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by JOEZZY1(m): 11:14pm On Nov 10, 2009 |
“D.O.A.?” No! T-Pain stays, old n-gga goes The game And last but not least, peace to M.I.A., ’cause the Roc ’bout to be MIA. No one on the corner got a swagger like you, ’cause no one on the f*ckin’ corner is 42. The game |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rhymstein(m): 5:05am On Nov 11, 2009 |
am at war wit d devil mc/am milkin d game til it milks enough sheddar me/am hotter than f degree/u all get vaporized standin next to me by mode9~thats d thing am stacking u little punks in a pile/most of u all couldnt freestyl b4 8mile by mode 9-thats d thing [color=][/color] |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rhymstein(m): 5:07am On Nov 11, 2009 |
am at war wit d devil mc/am milkin d game til it milks enough sheddar me/am hotter than f degree/u all get vaporized standin next to me by mode9~thats d thing am stacking u little punks in a pile/most of u all couldnt freestyl b4 8mile by mode 9-thats d thing [color=][/color] |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rhymstein(m): 5:29am On Nov 11, 2009 |
the bank yells mayday/cos evryday is a payday/i put it on tape n sell it lyk retail/bt nt at d store,str8 to buyer/cos i smuggle out my trunk lyk d dc snipper/n six albums later/u deposit evry word/til ur memory bank gives me d credit i deserve.top 5,damn ryt,bt really jst give me 3 of ur 5,too scared to Bleep wiv me.so i can i advance/if u dont offer no opponents/how can u c d future if u livin 4 moment/hiphop didnt die,i never offered my condolence/bt i offer u'all a day of atonement. by ludacris in last of a dyin breed[color=][/color] |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by eldee(m): 10:22pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
Life's a b.i.t.c.h I hope to not make her a widow Survive the droughts, I wish you well How sick am I?? I wish you health. I wish you wheels, I wish you wealth I wish you insight so you can see for yourself Jay-Z - American Dreamin' |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 10:27pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
Eldee, holler me for YIM with immediate effect |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Vacora(m): 10:44pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
Yo, lost generation, fast pace nation World population confront their frustration The principles of true hip-hop have been forsaken It's all contractual, and about money making Pretend-to-be cats don't seem to know their limitations Exact replication and false representation You wanna be a man, then stand your own To MC requires skills, I demand some shown I let the frauds keep frontin And roam like a celluar phone far from home, The Roots - "What They Do" from Illadelph halflife album |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by eldee(m): 10:52pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
I teach niggas sign language, that ain't def son [click, click] you heard that? That mean RUN Momma said, Everything that happened to us, was part of God's plan So at night when I talk him, I got my gun in my hand You Not Like Me - 50 Cent |
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