A woman and a man are involved in a terrible accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished,but amazingly neither of dem was hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, d woman said 2 d man: "Wow, look at our cars, there is nothing left of it but we are unhurt. And look at dis, my car is totally damaged, but dis bottle of wine didn't break. Don't u think God wants us 2 drink dis wine 2 celebrate our luck?" She gives d man d bottle and d man drinks half of d bottle, and den gives d woman d bottle. The woman takes d bottle, puts d cap back on and hands it back to d man. D man asks: "Aren't u having a drink?" D woman replies: "No, I think I'll just wait 4 d police."

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_{joke is wack}

men d guy fell 4 it, just imagining if it was meI prbly would have fallen to

joke is damn wack,wack,wack and wack

Buhahahahahahha---d JOKE IS

Joke wack? If the police show up they'll fine the dude for drunk driving and prolly make him repair lady's ride. She's damn smart!

Applause!!!! it's pretty funny

the woman is not just smart,she is one of those described as daughters of Eve by Brother Jero

Hmmmm!

Smartness and wickedness are not synonymous.

She really got the guy ang she's gonna hit him real bad