olayiwola4u:


She is not...SHE IS JUST CRAZY UPSTAIRS.

whatever she said she would do was exactly what she did...ADAMANT.

Oga and I still stand on my words, she is a lesbian. I'm a lady, I know why I'm saying this.
No more mentions. Thank you

olayiwola4u:


Thank you Nma...

She is not...SHE IS JUST CRAZY UPSTAIRS.

Whatever she said would do was exactly what she did.

About crying...love is accompanied by emotion...

ONE CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND IT UNTIL ONE FINDS ONESELF IN THAT SITUATION.

spectators watching C.Ronaldo and Messi can never, I repeat, can never understand what it means to be a world champion player until they start playing professional football.

SIMPLE.

True

toastedbread:



Will you marry me?

Ask Ada

Nma27:
Same goes for you o

Well ain't u a caring bird!!!!!
At least he has proposed to u...so get off d market

Preshiee:


Hey u too

Am vexed with u joor!!!

Angy55:


Oga and I still stand on my words, she is a lesbian. I'm a lady, I know why I'm saying this.
No more mentions. Thank you

Pele o.....madam all knowing.....
Share ur own experience.... We no need ur so called expert advice here....

Bunchersstab:
Khiaa

I'm SORRY!!! Forgive me.

Perfectionist11:
Met this cutie from one big private sch during one inter collegiate debate.we exchanged no,my friends warned me...that it'll be hard to nail the gal cox d financial gap back then was huge...& ur guy was in a govt sch...fast forward..... we started dating,the gal was so sweet & caring...she even became friends wt ma friends....4 months later, she invited me to their house afta everybody don go church...we were intimate for d 1st time & damn the sex was good...until she told me we should break up up cox she didn't wanna fall for me coz she had the intention of using me when we met but she's developed feelings due to ma charisma or whatever ...damn I cried... since then your boy no love again.

weyrey ni awon obirin yii o

luminouz:


Uuuuurrrgggghhhh!!!
Leave DAT girl alone joor! She has issues!!! Maybe she is witchy witchy!!
Ur remedy is here!!! Open ur heart n love would find u!!
Coz am a good guy,I will give u some options in form of tonalphs,burna88,yeeshanana......they are good girls bro...treat them well!!

Please don't fvcking waste this opportunity!!!!

Uncle Luminous the matchmaker
Wehdone Sir

luminouz:


Pele o.....madam all knowing.....
Share ur own experience.... We no need ur so called expert advice here....

Luminouz don't let this lady take for an enemy.

I understand her...who knows she may be right.

Perhaps she has had a similar experience.

An experience they say...is the BEST TEACHER.

toastedbread:


If I come to think think as a philosopher, you no go carry your bags run leave me for house?

lol

olayiwola4u:


love is accompanied by emotion...
[b]
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND BETTER WHEN YOU FALL IN REAL LOVE NOT LUST.

spectators watching C.Ronaldo and Messi can never, I repeat, can never understand what it means to be a world champion player until they start playing professional football.

[/b]SIMPLE.

Mtcweee been in love before hurt when we parted ways......in 2 weeks was back to my self. so i should kill myself for 1 gal.

ikevictor:
Yeaaa...am back with another very true one...

2011!

She was madly in love with me I could feel it in my every pulse - or she made me believe

But somehow I lost count of how many people she has slept with...I was only following the trails so not really sure...

But I had to conclude if it was her for life or was I in for a real bad lifetime if I dare...

So I played a fast one...wrong though, but necessary.

I bought a lovely ring and left in in my bedroom drawer...cos am sure she searches my room for condoms all the time so she will stumble on this

After a couple of months when I am sure she must have seen it and now expecting...

I told her I would have loved to take us to another level BUT my late dad keeps appearing in my dreams to warn me not to dare....

Told her I have prayed but no way...

We both searched the ends of the world to find a reason why the spirits won't let me propose...chai! God forgive me shaa.

We prayed, fasted, everything...until I came up with the final game plan.

I told her my pastor said we should confess each other sins to ourselves, in that way we will be approaching God with our case in spirit and in truth...and also our spirits will be blameless even in the spiritual realm..Oh

Maybe it was how serious my face looked while I was saying this - she bought the idea...

My people o...that was the day my left ear stopped functioning o.

Cos by the time she was halfway talking what she did behind me, I realized I needed to register my self immediately @ LUTH critical HIV test center.

I nearly jumped out of my own window that day o but decided to act mature and listen attentively.

By the time she was done - I had no option but to Share the Grace.

hmmm...no be small thing o.

Funny shii mehn! Left ear stopped functioning. Wow

FreeSpirited:
So with all this your big yansh no boyfriend abi....It aint bad if u tell us somebody is oiling that ass for u.

When u have priorities as much as I do, u will know that this life doesn't revolve around having sex or a bf.

Nma27:
Ask Ada

I guess you mean Adajoe555.

See as you bounce the question comot from your side like firewall.

toastedbread:

I guess you mean Adajoe555.
See as you bounce the question comot from your side like firewall.

lol...I am here now

adajoe555:



lol...I am here now

Na only you waka come abi?

Nma27 say make I ask you that question wey before dem ask am, the guy go kneel down, hold one small open safe with a shiny thing inside...

luminouz:

Ur crazy I swear!!!!

Lol...I got served, bro.

....following

Doubleagent008:

Funny shii mehn! Left ear stopped functioning. Wow

Mehn...that's why confession is better to God alone.

abbyphilips:
Mine said he father wants him to marry a muslim.. he cried all through the night .. and the following day. I was cried too and was depressed for months.. bt i have to move on when he told me he was seeing someone.. am fine.. waiting for mine

Hi....I wudav loved to have a chat with you so as to know you berra...is there any means we can use?

olayiwola4u:


Luminouz don't let this lady take for an enemy.

I understand her...who knows she may be right.

Perhaps she has had a similar experience.

An experience they say...is the BEST TEACHER.

Nah! She ain't my enemy bro
But if she is so sure then she should share her experience so others can earn......
My 2cents

olayiwola4u:


...that question led me to the truth.

please, when you are in a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, always ask question.

don't assume you know everything in your fiancée heart.

remember you are not a spirit...HOW I WISH WE COULD SEE THE MIND OF THE PERSON WE ARE DATING...AND THERE SHALL BE REVELATIONS.

You asked her to choose between you and her friend. That's just wrong.

Tonalphs:

When u have priorities as much as I do, u will know that this life doesn't revolve around having sex or a bf.

Tonalphu.....Tonalphu...Tonalphu....how many times I call u!!!!
No form for here o......some guys hia are serious o...all they need is to know u too are serious.......
I told everyone say u be cool person n d PMs are already coming in dear......do something joor!

yeeshanana:





Uncle Luminous the matchmaker
Wehdone Sir

Lmaooooll!!!!!
Wetin I go do nau.....ur too pretty to be left single for dis long......good guys still dey
Just give my guys a listening ear..sogbo?
If any is misbehaving..... Lemme hear n I will have his nuts!!!!

Tonalphs:

When u have priorities as much as I do, u will know that this life doesn't revolve around having sex or a bf.

Eeya, that's true though....Just that guys have a way of thinking gals with good endowments will find it hard to chase away numerous toasters who are willing to go extra miles to tatse the cookie...

luminouz:

Lmaooooll!!!!!
Wetin I go do nau.....ur too pretty to be left single for dis long......good guys still dey
Just give my guys a listening ear..sogbo?
If any is misbehaving..... Lemme hear n I will have his nuts!!!!

Lmao....Emagbami!!
Anyways I'm in no rush
When the time is right...Mr. Right go show

Odunharry:

God will not give u a lady that will later cheat on you o

Amen to that Brother

yeeshanana:



Lmao....Emagbami!!
Anyways I'm in no rush
When the time is right...Mr. Right go show

OK mai dear....motigbo!!!!

Bigsteveg:

Who is MaryJane? Another one ?

Its actually MariJ aka Marijuana

luminouz:

Well ain't u a caring bird!!!!!
At least he has proposed to u...so get off d market

I've heard u...