Hi pipu!Yawa don gas 4 my head o.Feb 9th is my galfriendz batday.We av agred n talkd of hw it wud luk lyk.But d yawa wey d now b say 1 gal wey i don d pursue 2 colet dat thang don gree 2 giv me d thang on dat same day been 9th.Hw do i tel my babe say i no go dey wit am 4 dat day.Mek una help oh cos i no wan miss d thang wey d oda gal don promise me.

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ThoniaSlim:

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Are u that angry with him or his grammar?

krisafics:

Hi pipu!Yawa don gas 4 my head o.Feb 9th is my galfriendz batday.We av agred n talkd of hw it wud luk lyk.But d yawa wey d now b say 1 gal wey i don d pursue 2 colet dat thang don gree 2 giv me d thang on dat same day been 9th.Hw do i tel my babe say i no go dey wit am 4 dat day.Mek una help oh cos i no wan miss d thang wey d oda gal don promise me.

U r so foolish ooo sorry for that word oooo,why dont you just tell ur gf that u dont hv money to spend since u hv seen somebody that wants to give u awoof that same day/Am very sure u will hv urself to blame after ds.Just dont run back here to ask how to beg ur gf after u hv hurt her on her birthday.

who gives a date on when they want to be bleeped. stupid kids!

krisafics:

Hi pipu!Yawa don gas 4 my head o.Feb 9th is my galfriendz batday.We av agred n talkd of hw it wud luk lyk.But d yawa wey d now b say 1 gal wey i don d pursue 2 colet dat thang don gree 2 giv me d thang on dat same day been 9th.Hw do i tel my babe say i no go dey wit am 4 dat day.Mek una help oh cos i no wan miss d thang wey d oda gal don promise me.

Bad grammar affects real life dating

@OP
i cant pick a thing from wht u posted

Comical

this is a 9ja forum, u guys stop forming like u cant decode 9ja english, even if we need to encourage the baboon to learn some english. abeg no forming hia.

9ja forum means we all can understand dutch in the form of english?
your head no correct

You wan shenk your babe because another girl wan give you "dat thang"?
The one wey your babe get nko? Rat trap dey inside? I swear, God shoulda rationed balls and optioned tooth pick for others. Stoopid mo'fo!

why does it seem all the english here seems wavey

the poster started it down to the very last reply above my head


everything wavey


@poster
tell the new racket to hold on till 10th
celebrate ur Gf's bday wit her and den go f))k
the other new girl the next day~

Guy there are 24hours in a day, so you can work things out!!!

@poster
why not bleep her a day b4 ur Gf's bday

^^

solid advice comin 4rm a lady~

@190
what do you want me to say.
he really wants to Bleep the new girl and he as already madeup his mind on doing that

^^
Globacom~
@lest u shud have advised the guy not 2 cheat on his Gf
u gurls arund here sort of advice guyz never 2 cheat but u seem 2 be the 1st
that wud give the guy the go-ahead 2 sleep wit this new guy~
welcom 2 nland

I can't believe I just read that post.You are so not serious.
@190,are u the grammar moderator here?

@Poster,u r yet 2ans a question someone askd.'Does ur gurl's hole have a rat trap?'Y do u wan2 show anoda gal ur 'secured item?'

@Poster,u r yet 2ans a question someone askd.'Does ur gurl's hole have a rat trap?'Y do u wan2 show anoda gal ur 'secured item?'

@190,i feel u die!

But seriously why would you do that in the first place, will you as a guy like it if that u chick is a distributor of her sweat thang?
And if I may ask, the other chick that made the promise, does she have something special that comes with hers? e.g does she have electricity around her villa?

And for all those pple who deh for say them no fit understand the post, u guys need to strip off ur Nigerian nationality. u should be ashame, olodo pples

@Odunno,ma gal thang no get trap insyd.Is jus dat i wan confirm d oda gal.D gal na from Nembe in bayelsa.I wan chop bayelsa thang na d reason b dat oh.If na u nko?

so what u r telling me is that you are trying to make ur presence felt across the map. U need help. C ur broda 2face

chocomillo:

Bad grammar affects real life dating

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

@ sulad82i,bros me feel u jare.Infat i go giv u 1 ikwere gal 4 R.S

@ all,mek una no mind ma inglis.Na so we d take knack am here 4 port hi cort(portharcourt).So no forming!

@190, u can see that his mind is madeup on bleeping the new girl

@GLO,beta tel ur papa make e escort u go chat wt ds guy 4 Yahoo.
As I dey c ds 190 guy, him body hot,well well.
A rolling stone,na person push am.I don drop my advice

@190,lwkmd4h.

Bt na true I talk nah.2avoid 'stories dat touch d heart' beta go wt ur papa!