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Perfect Breakup Lines by mastalee(m): 12:05pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
Breaking up with a partner can be a very difficult thing some times So, in your opinion, what's is the best lines one can use in breaking up. Sample Baby, you a very nice person, you are perfect in every way and I think you deserve someone that will love you perfectly. I am sorry am not that special one. |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by daylae(m): 12:22pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
Just two words.'i quit'! |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Nobody: 12:30pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
What of if she says u r the special one?what will u say then? |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by mastalee(m): 12:56pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
nikkykay: Thay depends on who is breaking up with who |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Nobody: 12:59pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
"Its not you its me" |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by ravenzord(m): 12:59pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
Honey, when we started out I thought you were smart, funny and hot, but now I think you're just an opinionated b*tch who tells very dry jokes, and I'm really tired of seeing that birthmark on your right bum. Besides, I don't get any sleep anymore cos you're always snoring,and I hate all those chick flicks you love. What I'm tryna say is, by the time I get back I don't wanna see you, or anything that belongs to you, remember to drop my keys under the doormat, thank you. P.S: I'da said this to you in person, but I'm too busy searching for your replacement. |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Gentleflwr: 1:28pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
you play to much nika! done, leave my t-shirt here |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by OYINBOGOJU(m): 1:34pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
MI O SE MO. O TI SU MI MALO O DABO |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Scooby1(m): 1:35pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: classic line there |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by ddiamond(f): 4:22pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
mastalee: ^^^^follow by a very dirty slap and a knock on yah head, heart breaker |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by kokoye(m): 4:25pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
You deserve much better. |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by waleski(m): 4:33pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
I wil av THE TALK with her. I wil say baby over d last few wks i av neva felt so much joy with u, u are sweet, caring industrious(start with compliments so it wil nt hit her hard) d kind of person a guy wil hope for but d thg is i av been thinking abt life nd i think i cannot be d one for u dnt take dis d wröng way it just dat u deserve d best in life a sweet persön who wil make u happy nd i am nt dat person dats why i am breaking up with u.i only tot dis up as i was writing so it wil be better if i really prepared |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by mastalee(m): 8:04pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
@d,diamond, wetin I do you naaa. Pls save the hot slap o |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by ddiamond(f): 11:50am On Feb 10, 2010 |
that what you deserve man, you dont have feeling at all after the love and care, you now telling me rubbish comot for my face or i will give you another one, |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by r231(m): 12:00pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
“You’re amazing, but I’m just not ready to be in a relationship right now.” “Yes, I am going to continue acting this way until you break up with me.” “I’m getting married”/ “I’m seeing someone else.” “I need to be with someone more attractive.” pick one |
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Nobody: 12:34pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
get ur doctor's phone and send an sms to ur phone saying: msg from: Dr.Guru Subject: Test Result Report Message: Mr.Yakub, i'm sorry to inform you that you test result came back and you tested HIV POSITIVE! if she is d type that always read ur messages, she will run away by herself! **NB** PLS DONT TRY THIS, THE OUTCOME MIGHT BE DEADLY! |
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