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Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by conscience(m): 2:29am On Dec 17, 2005
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by damygurl(f): 4:43am On Dec 17, 2005
very funny!! cheesy! they probably should try talking low nxt time who knows wat lil patrick is gon hear and do!
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by hotangel2(f): 4:49am On Dec 17, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy jesus!
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by xdos(m): 12:59pm On Dec 19, 2005
lil Patrick grin
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by xdos(m): 1:00pm On Dec 19, 2005
lil Patrick must b a wise guy, thinkin he was faster than his parents..
a funny joke, I luv it real good
Chill out  grin
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by Ginz: 6:19pm On Dec 20, 2005
grin grin grin wink that one was reallly funny
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by omogenaija(f): 3:06am On Apr 20, 2007
;d ;d lmao
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by D1KeleVra(m): 2:43pm On Apr 24, 2009
hehehohi
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by Bbeee: 2:45pm On Apr 24, 2009
lmyo!! cheesy
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by jamace(m): 9:09pm On Apr 24, 2009
Chei! pikin don catch mama and papa on duty. grin
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by ladybam(f): 11:26pm On Apr 24, 2009
evil lil patrick
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by babonboard(f): 11:44pm On Apr 24, 2009
;DD
Lmao na real wwaaaaahhhhhoooo
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by jmkbond(f): 5:36pm On Apr 25, 2009
smart pat
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by sholabanke(m): 6:51pm On Apr 26, 2009
really nice
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by jmkbond(f): 10:47pm On Apr 26, 2009
yaus
Re: Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by Lolabbey: 9:47am On Apr 27, 2009
u meant yelz rite cheesy

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