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Philemon by aloyemeka2: 11:33pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
Boss: Where were you born? Philemon: Zimbabwe . Boss: which part? Philemon: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe . Philemon and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car. Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Philemon: Don't worry, I have one more. Philemon: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'. Philemon: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Philemon joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what Philemon did till evening. Philemon: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made it alright. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken. Philemon: Thank God! I thought it was a new one. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Philemon: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Philemon: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Philemon: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Zimbabwe ! ' In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Philemon: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. , Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Philemon: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup, Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Philemon: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Philemon: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child. Philemon: "You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen, it said, ' parking fine' So that was nice!" |
Re: Philemon by tayoast(m): 11:40pm On Feb 15, 2010 |
copy & paste. this already exist |
Re: Philemon by Kunbee: 12:27am On Feb 16, 2010 |
Abi ![]() |
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