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Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 10:33pm On Apr 27, 2010
^^ Chai, no wonder undecided undecided
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 9:57am On Apr 28, 2010
Who be dis one?
Clear make i pass gutter-gurl.




Dikele,
I dont smoke, drink and womanise.
I be child of the most high God.
Recognise!
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 12:09pm On Apr 28, 2010
studio how are you bro?i will like to visit you by weekend but i will like to make a request before i come down do you have dippers of my size so that you can send me a pack or if i get there i may pollute your sitting room or wet your couch with watering shit.someone told me that you are the best doctor that can cure my stomach upset,
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Chykason(m): 1:17pm On Apr 28, 2010
Studio, help me touch dat conductor,
Dikele, i don reach my bus-stop. gimme my change na! Abi u wan palm am?
Lol
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 1:25pm On Apr 28, 2010
cheesy LMAO!^^ You be turkey i swear! stop holdin my trossies jo! u wan tear am? grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 2:12pm On Apr 28, 2010
Studio CFR:

Who be dis one?
Clear make i pass gutter-gurl.


If I sound you ehn! angry angry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 2:24pm On Apr 28, 2010
^^ baby! don't get worked up over that gutter-trash. . . na so envy dey do some people grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 2:28pm On Apr 28, 2010
Thanks babes, I just dey warn am. cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 10:08pm On Apr 28, 2010
bigbounce:

studio how are you bro?i will like to visit you by weekend but i will like to make a request before i come down do you have dippers of my size so that you can send me a pack or if i get there i may pollute your sitting room or wet your couch with watering poo.someone told me that you are the best doctor that can cure my stomach upset,

come my house make i send dogs after you, EWU






Chykason:

Studio, help me touch dat conductor,


i want make i contact disease? angry





tanimz:

If I sound you ehn! angry angry

u should be afraid of me gutter-gurl cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Chykason(m): 9:33am On Apr 29, 2010
D1KeleVra:

cheesy LMAO!^^ You be turkey i swear! stop holdin my trossies jo! u wan tear am? grin
ohh. . .i was just trying 2 show u sumfin. shocked
Look, ur zip is open lipsrsealed wink grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Chykason(m): 9:35am On Apr 29, 2010
D1KeleVra:

cheesy LMAO!^^ You be turkey i swear! stop holdin my trossies jo! u wan tear am? grin
ohh. . .i was just trying 2 show u sumfin. shocked
Look, ur zip is open lipsrsealed wink grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 9:55am On Apr 29, 2010
^^ and so? na ya bla bla dey there? fi mi si le
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Chykason(m): 12:47pm On Apr 29, 2010
Ìró
*shouting*
i won't leave u until u accept Christ as ur personal Lord & Saviour wink grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 1:04pm On Apr 29, 2010
*whispers* baba! haba! why come dey shout na? see as that fine girl wey i dey shadow come dey look me
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 1:51pm On Apr 29, 2010
Studio CFR:

u should be afraid of me gutter-gurl cool

Stupidity is a disease. undecided undecided
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tkb417(m): 5:19pm On Apr 29, 2010
so wetin una dey yarn for hia?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 5:22pm On Apr 29, 2010
see as ur shoe open mouth YAAA!. . . e be like say na him start the yarns
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tkb417(m): 5:38pm On Apr 29, 2010
if i whoze u ehn
u go know say today no be saturday
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 5:39pm On Apr 29, 2010
tkb417:

so wetin una dey yarn for hia?

None of ya business cheesy cheesy

D1KeleVra:

see as your shoe open mouth YAAA!. . . e be like say na him start the yarns

You dey mind am? angry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 5:41pm On Apr 29, 2010
tkb417:

if i whoze u ehn
u go know say today no be saturday

mo daran! this midget. . . wey the ladder u wan use reach my face?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tkb417(m): 5:59pm On Apr 29, 2010
tanimz:

None of ya business cheesy cheesy

You dey mind am? angry
eewo
see this gurl, no let me catch u o

D1KeleVra:

mo daran! this midget. . . wey the ladder u wan use reach my face?
i don dey vex sef
na me be midget? i dey go call area boiz make den con scatter this place
wait for me oo
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 6:05pm On Apr 29, 2010
vex dey go na. . . infact wey studio! make the tout arrange una face
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tkb417(m): 6:08pm On Apr 29, 2010
studio abi wetin u call am no go wan use petrol fry akara na

e no dey look face?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 7:32pm On Apr 29, 2010
tkb417:

eewo
see this gurl, no let me catch u o

You cant do nada! grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 9:09pm On Apr 29, 2010
tkb417:

studio abi wetin u call am no go wan use petrol fry akara na

e no dey look face?

u wan try me?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 4:17am On Apr 30, 2010
studio why you dey buy pepper dey keep for house?ask all those big man wey dey v/island wait me and the calabar biy wey dey the area don't take them eye see we don chop their dogs finish that is why na aboki be their new dog for gate.if you wan send that dog to me make him chase me abeg send some maggi and pepper join am so that you go smell the aroma of your dog where you dey the wait am,
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 4:21am On Apr 30, 2010
D1 go call the tout make them come but we go just take style delay dey make OP MESA come there come cash you and them,them go take koboko draw map of Nigeria for you and your tout body,
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 6:09am On Apr 30, 2010
Bigbounce,

Na so e don bad reach? Dog Eater.

See your scattered teeths like Dikele and Sylvester own, Ewu!
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by papine(m): 12:17am On May 01, 2010
@Ben or mr cleaner ur wuru wuru don dey 2 much, u never clean d Poo finish, do u knw how much am losing per day?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 6:11pm On May 01, 2010
Confused soul
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mykali(m): 5:40pm On May 03, 2010
i can't believe i've been away from you guys for so long
una nor dey miss me sef? grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:56pm On May 03, 2010
Abeg carry ur kabukabu go oneside. . . no enter brt lane o, lastma dey wait offenders

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