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Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Chykason(m): 8:08am On May 09, 2010 |
milkless cow= spam-less Studio ![]() ![]() ![]() tanimz, u wicked!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 11:50am On May 13, 2010 |
While you SCREAM at your man, there's a woman wishing she could talk softly to him. While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT him, there's a woman flirting with him and reminding him how wonderful he is. While you HURT ur man, there's a woman wishing she could make love to him. While you make ur man SAD, there's a woman stealing smiles from him, |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Phemour: 1:50pm On May 13, 2010 |
Not funny again. ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 4:27pm On May 13, 2010 |
lol ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 11:53am On May 14, 2010 |
Abeg wetin dey smell like this?shey na studio mouth dey smell like this?which month you don watch your mouth last?if i no say you mouth still get odour i will but you some paste when am coming back from Ghana.But i will still go there again but try and use old school way.Use chacoal and foam to watch your mouth then bye one pack of tom tom everyday, |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 11:58am On May 14, 2010 |
Ben 10 why you no go show the kids the stuffs you got?we are too old for such kiddies name here. |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 1:32pm On May 14, 2010 |
carry ya kleg go find work ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bydot1(m): 4:58pm On May 14, 2010 |
sylve11: Ben-10:my brodas frm another mother,,, , hw una dey? |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 5:04pm On May 14, 2010 |
By. where u come go since? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jojo110(m): 10:37am On May 15, 2010 |
how about this one "Santa walks into a bar in Ludhiana and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches Santa go through a peculiar ritual. "Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out. One year later he enters the same bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks Santa why. "Well" Santa says, "I have a friend in Canada and a friend in Sydney. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can't be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 20 years since we were 18." The next year Santa comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender, a bit taken aback, places two beers in front of Santa and watches him say "happy birthday, happy birthday!" The bartender asks "So which one died?" "No one." "But you only ordered two drinks!" "Yeah, well, I've given up drinking." |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 11:44am On May 15, 2010 |
jojo your joke make me feel sick where did you get that from?its seems like you are young liver.but go learn more how to be funny or the people that pay to watch the show will stone you unrine pure water or bottle.abi you and studio be brothers that guy don shayo pack drunking master with him ogi belle. |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 11:45am On May 15, 2010 |
Ful. |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 3:08pm On May 15, 2010 |
Hw mrkt o my beta fifu!!!! |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 3:37pm On May 15, 2010 |
who be that donkey wey come shit for this toilet like this?i know say he no go pass that bush studio.why we even introduce water closet to you we know the best you like is pit toilet or pooh.just go fetch water bush man make you come flush this rotten things wey you shit put for this place.yeye boy.abeg who get air freshner? |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 8:59pm On May 15, 2010 |
Gerrout jor, |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by berylLOL(f): 9:38pm On May 15, 2010 |
dis nl prob,really affected dis thread, ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 10:49pm On May 15, 2010 |
wetin una dey sell?abi studio don decide to sell him dog as suya at the corner of the street?him even look like all those aboki wey they flock cow, |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 9:46am On May 16, 2010 |
Happy sunday,May the peace of the Lord GOD be with you all and you will never know any lack,All your problems and your sorrow shall become joy in jesus mighty name i pray(AMEN) |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bydot1(m): 12:51pm On May 16, 2010 |
Nor mind me jare i go do something for we village ni o jare, sylve11 |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 5:24pm On May 16, 2010 |
bigbounce: NO PROVOKE ME I GET HOT TEMPER ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 9:00pm On May 16, 2010 |
studio abeg i wan boil water for eba and i not get kerosine to boil the water so if you go you that your hot temper help me boil the water,i no mind to cut small eba for you as bribe.yeye fowl. |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 2:09pm On May 17, 2010 |
If you ask them to useĀ the chat thread, they'll come in and throw insults and abuses against each other. Open an Important thread, In 60minuites, they'll fill it up with off-topics. If you ask them to lay complains, that's when they'll be chatting. Bunch of derailleurs. ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Dyt(f): 2:17pm On May 17, 2010 |
oga mod, u dey vex o |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 2:35pm On May 17, 2010 |
@jojo i like that santa joke. .its nice. ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 6:49pm On May 17, 2010 |
bigbounce: E be like sey the only language u dey fit understand sharp sharp na slap abi? ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jmkbond(f): 7:00pm On May 17, 2010 |
im kuku gentle, let me keep watching |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 7:06pm On May 17, 2010 |
i hear say that guy na your brother, u better call him to order before i arrange my boiz to attack am ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 10:00am On May 18, 2010 |
Ben-10: the likes of studio ? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 10:39am On May 18, 2010 |
guy how u dey? Ur fire down pass devil own for hades? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Rhymez(m): 1:36pm On May 18, 2010 |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 3:31pm On May 18, 2010 |
Ben. . . bring da ur ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 3:36pm On May 18, 2010 |
Come make we play for the meet-up thread. ![]() |
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