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Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 4:10pm On May 18, 2010
am there already, i don ansa u. oya less go there!!!!!
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 4:17pm On May 18, 2010
Hope you don prepare food down. . .
no time to waste o
wink
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 4:54pm On May 18, 2010
yes na, i cooked ur favorite Okro wit Rice cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 5:01pm On May 18, 2010
You will have to eat that alone cos I'm aiin't willing to stool all day. wink
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 5:09pm On May 18, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked level don change o shocked abi no be Ben be dis ??
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 5:10pm On May 18, 2010
You're mistaking me for dickele. I've never eaten such. cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 5:20pm On May 18, 2010
dicke wat?? av neva cook for him b4 na. sad
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 5:22pm On May 18, 2010
Then you have to put on your thinking cap, cos you haven't cooked for me either. wink
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by GoodMuyis(m): 9:04pm On May 18, 2010
[size=14pt]I wan crack joke but see my mouth,  i no get joke for mouth[/size]




[size=14pt]what a pity[/size]
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Dyt(f): 10:42pm On May 18, 2010
WTF is dis?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 11:20pm On May 18, 2010
GoodMuyis:

[size=14pt]I wan crack joke but see my mouth,  i no get joke for mouth[/size]




[size=14pt]what a pity[/size]
even if dem give u a mouth-full of jokes u nor get teeth to crack am.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 8:44am On May 19, 2010
wetin be this now?why una come dey expose studio,when you self no say you no get teeth why you go dey eat dog meat studio?see i no dey fear your tout,just remeber wetin OP MESA do for your brothers in mushin but no wahala as your teeth don break they no go booth you dey go just tear your back with koboko.guy but why una come expose studio teeth but wait dentist no dey your area?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 9:48am On May 19, 2010
i beg shift! angry cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 12:30pm On May 19, 2010
Sylve you dey vex
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 1:06pm On May 19, 2010
Kumbaya! cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 1:20pm On May 19, 2010
meaning?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by hectorswag(m): 5:04pm On May 19, 2010
Quote from: Ben-10 on May 17, 2010, 02:09 PM
If you ask them to use the chat thread, they'll come in and throw insults and abuses against each other.

Open an Important thread, In 60minuites, they'll fill it up with off-topics.

If you ask them to lay complains, that's when they'll be chatting.

Bunch of derailleurs.


grin grin grin e be like say the mod job don tire you abi? thats nairalanders for you o, it keeps the stage lively wink
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 9:22am On May 20, 2010
na so ooooooooo cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 5:25pm On May 20, 2010
:p
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 6:04pm On May 20, 2010
All words no walk! Sad man! sad
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 6:30pm On May 20, 2010
see ur bend face cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 6:41pm On May 20, 2010
bigbounce:

wetin be this now?why una come dey expose studio,when you self no say you no get teeth why you go dey eat dog meat studio?see i no dey fear your tout,just remeber wetin OP MESA do for your brothers in mushin but no wahala as your teeth don break they no go booth you dey go just tear your back with koboko.guy but why una come expose studio teeth but wait dentist no dey your area?


Be yourself mehn, u just cant be me , we're 2 different peeps , I'm a STAR!  and you a self-service**s, people pay me to give them attention, but in your own case mehn,  i go freestyle with you free cuz i know u cant afford my money cool  cool  cool  grin



sylve11:


the likes of studio ? grin cool

shattap dia u short man devi*l  grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 7:47pm On May 20, 2010
I see this tout don manage tiff money, renew him internet sad who is the poor person he has robbed? sad
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by joejoejoe: 8:36pm On May 20, 2010
ok helloooooooooo na abi u kpef,
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by coolman19(m): 9:22pm On May 20, 2010
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bigbounce(m): 5:53am On May 21, 2010
abeg make una no blame that dog meat sell studio,i no blame you shey you don go suffer sell pure water pay your connection now you get mouth to come to your elder one here yeye fowl like you.who they pay you to watch you?where them they watch you?even galaxy tv wey be the worst tv station no fit show you mumu.no worry i go carry go do show calabar where dem go chop you if your show dey make dem sick,
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bydot1(m): 7:44am On May 21, 2010
*feeling nauseous*
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 9:20am On May 21, 2010
with ur startled face cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by hectorswag(m): 9:59am On May 21, 2010
joejoejoe:

ok helloooooooooo na abi u kpef,
some comments jst tire me to read

bigbounce:

abeg make una no blame that dog meat sell studio,i no blame you shey you don go suffer sell pure water pay your connection now you get mouth to come to your elder one here yeye fowl like you.who they pay you to watch you?where them they watch you?even galaxy tv wey be the worst tv station no fit show you mumu.no worry i go carry go do show calabar where dem go chop you if your show dey make dem sick,

oga bigbounce abeg no take am personal o lipsrsealed
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 2:40pm On May 21, 2010
bigbounce:

abeg make una no blame that dog meat sell studio,i no blame you shey you don go suffer sell pure water pay your connection now you get mouth to come to your elder one here yeye fowl like you.who they pay you to watch you?where them they watch you?even galaxy tv wey be the worst tv station no fit show you mumu.no worry i go carry go do show calabar where dem go chop you if your show dey make dem sick,

no dey biff me cuz i worked so hard and thats why i'm shinning today, baba god don answer my prayers and now him don butter my bread na him u come dey vex,

everybody no fit get talent, some people get talent but dem no know how to use am well and i guess u fall under that level,  i soji myself na hin Kennis Music COME SIGN ME FOR THERE RECORD LABEL mehn,  i dey feel like obasanjo right now,  my swagger dey tight,  cool money ,  my fans dey multiply everyday,  my regret na the collabo wey i no do with Dagrin before death snatch him away,  i don grow wiser now,  the babes dey show me love, dem say i be yahoo.com! but na wicked lie, 

no dey biff me and those calabar peeps u dey always threaten me with all the time go run down at the mention of the name of CHRIST JESUS cool  cool  cool

Fimi'le Jor  angry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 2:44pm On May 21, 2010
What's ur act name?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by hectorswag(m): 5:45pm On May 21, 2010
Studio CFR:

no dey biff me cuz i worked so hard and thats why i'm shinning today, baba god don answer my prayers and now him don butter my bread na him u come dey vex,

everybody no fit get talent, some people get talent but dem no know how to use am well and i guess u fall under that level, i soji myself na hin Kennis Music COME SIGN ME FOR THERE RECORD LABEL mehn, i dey feel like obasanjo right now, my swagger dey tight, cool money , my fans dey multiply everyday, my regret na the collabo wey i no do with Dagrin before death snatch him away, i don grow wiser now, the babes dey show me love, dem say i be yahoo.com! but na wicked lie,

no dey biff me and those calabar peeps u dey always threaten me with all the time go run down at the mention of the name of CHRIST JESUS cool cool cool

Fimi'le Jor angry

hmmm, Studio Studio, i dey feel you jare cool cool cool

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