Swashi007:


bros, when u actually get the one u've been praying to get.... u'll understand

Swashi007:


bros, when u actually get the one u've been praying to get.... u'll understand

Ginaz:
Deleted my whasapp off my phone for 3 weeks, only to download it again to check if he is still on my whataspp cos he didn't call or cared to. Finally logged in, he didn't drop off any message sef, chaii, the thing pain me.

I got angry and deleted it after waiting for 24 hours if he would text me. Don't blame me, I have to give my critically deflated ego some oxygen by not texting him.

He called to say hi oneday, na so I rush go download whatsapp. We chatted oooo but then I realized this guy Don go benin go table my matter (as I will delete after any small quarrel)

I kukuma deleted his number off my phone, blocked his ass. I realized it was lust sef, he has an ego so big it won't fit anyone but him. I have an ego too, so who's gonna shift?

Thank God we didn't date, no kisses, no touches. Just friendship. . "Oh Lord thanks ". E 4 pain me wel wel

Ginaz:


Eh ya. Sorry sissy. The guy na scam.

thepussyhunter:
I deactivated my former nl account i used in wooing lalas247 and created this one thinking the name would entice her

but as e be so i still dey kolewerk

Pusyiter:
bros, no waste your time Lalas247 and I are on our way to Anfield in Mersyside

Lalas247:

So u don get visa u move quick

Pusyiter:
.....on a Private get with diplomatic passport/shengen visa

Lalas247:


See ur life

Pusyiter:
No use laff kill person....as We win today's match , am really excited!!

Lalas247:


U sure say na Liverpool fan u be

Pusyiter:
see ur life why you dey fall my hand now? Liverpool since dey born me and till I kpuff?

Lalas247:

U are blessed

Akowemoon:
I almost jumped from third mainland bridge into lagoon when she told me its over.But today she dey beg me to come back.....#TeamSingle

Pusyiter:
AND YOU 2 ...but wait oooo will the jet seat size you so?because this hips seems to to me o

Lalas247:

lol I dey go jare
See ya later

jojothaiv:

abeg, how u take do am!

shinarlaura:
Travel all the way from my country to another country all because of love and many more .
Love is a beautiful thing

cherryice:
nothing..as long as u know u bn good to d person n u never at fault. He or she wl surely come begging

MuyiRano:
went to her house in the middle of the night one day to go give her my extra battery afta hers went off just to continue our nite call.
we do communicate every night then but now
I no even dey call her sef.. I call her maybe like thrice in a year now

muminatmustapha:
Thank God I'm not in luv

Akowemoon:
I almost jumped from third mainland bridge into lagoon when she told me its over.But today she dey beg me to come back.....#TeamSingle

eeby1983:
that's it, i dated a girl for one complete year without touching her and when we broke up, I was really pained but with time I got over it, 8 years later we met at an eatery she was all over me, she wanted me back maybe because of my success or because she was due for marriage.
Then something came to my mind and i ask her why she didn't bother to apologize for what she did to me then, she said 'we weren't dating then just because we didn't have sex' immediately she said this, I realized that i made a mistake by not digging into her puna mercilessly when we were together. To her surprise i told her how happily married I was with kids

Guys pls when you are in love never agree with your girl to stay out of sex tiil marriage make all effort to break into her and see if the relationship will last or not, it doesn't matter if she is a virgin because deep down in girls heart she know you are not dating until you both make love.

Stellie:
hmmmm u think so?

centboy123456:




bro u see me that why I always deep any girl that cum on my way no time but wait how can u date for one year wit out sex boss u try no be small

Assman:


Wow u a single mum???

Stellie:
love doesnt exist

cherryice:
yass

lefulefu:

u went to her room in the middle of d night to give her ur extra battery
bikonu wat is d battery?
Stellie u wetin this bros mean by battery cos iyam not understanding

muminatmustapha:
Thank God I'm not in luv