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Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Nobody: 6:48am On Sep 16, 2012 |
"i swear i care about you" "am sorry" |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Nobody: 6:50am On Sep 16, 2012 |
Beautful.B: ^^^ 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by livingstoneony(m): 9:24am On Sep 16, 2012 |
(We r banging and she noticed some marks on my shoulders) Ex-girl-how did u get dis finger marks/scars on yuh shoulders?! Me-playing basketball!!! (She slapped me got up from d bed and went home) 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by seuntola: 12:15pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
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Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by vivianc(f): 1:33pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Men lie all the time so I'm used to it. I don't consider any biggest or smallest. I just laugh at their stupidity. 2 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Flygeriansteve: 3:13pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
vivian chinaza: Men lie all the time so I'm used to it. I don't consider any biggest or smallest. I just laugh at their stupidity.Don't generalise else you'd incur my ire |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by vivianc(f): 4:07pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Flygeriansteve: Don't generalise else you'd incur my ireThat should make me so scarrreeeeeeedddddd I guess? Men lie! The good ones lie to get into ur heart, the bad ones like to get into ur bed! Period! So out with ur ire joor! |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by oubi: 4:42pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Mine is .......Opening the thread to see names of lies pple ђa√ع heard. only to realize dat it is surposed to b " WHAT" is the greatest lie Ʊ ђa√ع eva heard |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Saraha1(f): 7:52pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
When my ex was forming to be calling a friend for almost 20mins and I got upset ,so I force the phone frm him so I can talk with the friend as well.But to my greatest amazement ,this guy was't chating with anyone.WTF! |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Nobody: 12:22am On Sep 17, 2012 |
My ex stole recharge card & came τ̅o my crib τ̅o spend †ЂΞ weekend & lied τ̅o ♍ε she bought †ЂΞ recharge card wit her money, †ЂΞ card seller traced her number wit co_operation from mtn customer care, set her up & got her arrested, i did nt show up @ †ЂΞ station @ all. ∂α† was †ЂΞ end of everytin. Bloody criminal. 8 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by seuntola: 6:28am On Sep 17, 2012 |
Jenams: My ex stole recharge card & came τ̅o my crib τ̅o spend †ЂΞ weekend & lied τ̅o ♍ε she bought †ЂΞ recharge card wit her money, †ЂΞ card seller traced her number wit co_operation from mtn customer care, set her up & got her arrested, i did nt show up @ †ЂΞ station @ all. ∂α† was †ЂΞ end of everytin. Bloody criminal.hahahahahahah lmaoingggggg.....y U̶̲̥̅̊ sef no dey buy recharge card for her ehn.....chai ur ex no try ooo |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by yuzedo: 4:37pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
My ex wanted to embarrass me so during a cocktail party so she told my boss & all my colleagues that when I poo-poo I don't flush and that infact she has to use knife to divide the poo-poo b4 it can be flushed down.. I swear it was a lie, I flush everytime but they didn't believe me! Witch! 3 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by vascey(m): 4:42pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
daduke2k: @googles, neva mind.@post, she spent d weekend in school wit me, on monday she was ready 2 go, gav her Tfare and told her 2 lock up . On my way 2 school i 4got my wallet , i came bak an met her shaggin my neigbour. Oboy c laughter. Lawd Have Mercy!!! |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by MadCow1: 4:43pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
@ TOPIC: She was an undercover agent for the Nigerian Secret Service..I was like Bi`tch WTF!!! . . . O Well!! I fhucked the shit outta her under the covers... |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by tunapawizzy: 4:43pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
googles: [size=13pt]i caught my boyfriend right on top of a girl grinding her and guess wat he told me "she seduced me i tried to ignore her but she forced me" [/size]but i saw him on top of her looking very well "unforced"apparently u dont give him complete package |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by segzicres(m): 4:45pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
I think the biggest lie I have told is to tell a babe I was gonna marry her " she said that's the only way I was gonna get in her pants" so I promised her and nacked! ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡)../¯ |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Nobody: 4:46pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
No matter how we want to hide from the fact, we have all been lied to and we have also told lies. In fact, 95% of Boy/Girl relationships (Marriage aside) is built on lies! |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by yuzedo: 4:50pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
She told me P-squaaar is her fada! 2 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by mizzyboy007: 4:52pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
googles:...den girls can climb a mango tree to straff a lizard...see dis babe oh!!! |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by anelka101(m): 4:56pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
She claim to be OBAFEMI AWOLOWO last borne and she is just 21yr, Awolowo died in 1987,i beg help me do the calculation What a big lie 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Tlake(m): 4:57pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
Even after banging her still told me she s a virgn dat I didn't enta,dat it was only d edge I was pookn. Jeezzz was jst laughn after all d I luv while givin her 3 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by seuntola: 4:57pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
yuzedo: She told me P-squaaar is her fada!shiorr...see ur life...."Psquaaar" don turn one person...I tire for U̶̲̥̅̊ o 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by okaforjuliet(f): 4:58pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
the greatest lie i have ever heard is "I LOVE YOU" 1 Like |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by anelka101(m): 5:02pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
She z her father is the leader of Boko H***m that if i tried to Bleep up with her all my family member will suffer for it(BOMB) Latter i find out that she is from Ilorin she just look like Hausa girl Is this a lie or treat? |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Etumgbe(m): 5:04pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
My ex girlfriend lied to me dat she was traveling from lagos to the vila (east) only for my cousin to see her in minna with a man |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Nobody: 5:08pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
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Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Chanchit: 5:08pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
Jenams: My ex stole recharge card & came τ̅o my crib τ̅o spend †ЂΞ weekend & lied τ̅o ♍ε she bought †ЂΞ recharge card wit her money, †ЂΞ card seller traced her number wit co_operation from mtn customer care, set her up & got her arrested, i did nt show up @ †ЂΞ station @ all. ∂α† was †ЂΞ end of everytin. Bloody criminal. Birds of same feathers, flocks together, how did u get attracted to her..? Hmmmm, maybe u sef be thief. 2 Likes |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Nobody: 5:22pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
Told me she care to be wt me for d rest of her life after being bleeped by anoda guy!! Wht a lie |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by conyema12(m): 5:23pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
Beautful.B: B which of them was more hilarious. |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by stepo707: 5:29pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
Tlake: Even after banging her still told me she s a virgn dat I didn't enta,dat it was only d edge I was pookn. Jeezzz was jst laughn after all d I luv while givin her anelka101: She claim to be OBAFEMI AWOLOWO last borne and she is just 21yr, Awolowo died in 1987,i beg help me do the calculation |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Nobody: 5:31pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
"Its not what your thinking" "I love you" |
Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by bodescous: 5:35pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
Whenever she goes to his house,he always play d P Square song "chop my money"Not knowing he only had 3k in his account. 1 Like |
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