Csami: It neva happen to me but to ma friend. He had this babe that is called ogechi and she's one horrible liar. She dey lie we go still catch her but she go enter phase 2. One morning she told ma friend she's travelling to Abuja via flight and by noon when she gets to Abuja she's going to call him. Me and ma friend were in class when she called, telling us she just landed...ok o!
I went to town to withdraw money unto futo things na and saw her standing in line along side me. Tapped her on the shoulder, she saw me and shout "jesus christ! u scared me." i neva knew i have a scary face.
Babe, what are u doing here thought u were in Abuja? "oh yes...she was suppose to be in Abuja but they cancelled her flight ticket."
Me no talk again. After withdrawal, i went back to school and told ma friend and he called her on phone and asked where she was? She said she's in town...ok o! And he asked who called us then? She said she wasn't the one.
Mehn, up till today we dey find who make that call. She's now a role model to some gals.

sofeco: I lied to her that I was in toilet while I was really fucking his elder sister, It's a joke,

vivian chinaza:
That should make me so scarrreeeeeeedddddd I guess? Men lie! The good ones lie to get into ur heart, the bad ones like to get into ur bed! Period! So out with ur ire joor!

NobleAngell: No lie baffles me lyk dat of ma ex. He lied 2 me dat he was workin yle we were in school and dat he stays in a bungalow in town which he bought @ 26 million naira @ Jabi...i bilivd him o. D day we agreed i was gonna come and visit him 2 c d house, i called him wen i got 2 d junction he asked me 2 drop. O boy, na so i call dis boi so tey ma ba3 weak (no kidding). I com vex enta moto go bak ma house. As soon as i was close 2 d gate of ma house, d bobo called me dat he was under house arrest by some armed men who wantd 2 hurt any1 dat is close 2 him dats y he dint pik up ma call so dat dey wont knw abt me. I later heard d guy was stayin wiv his uncle and his real parents are in d village. Ridiculous!

googles: [size=13pt]i caught my boyfriend right on top of a girl grinding her and guess wat he told me "she seduced me i tried to ignore her but she forced me" [/size]but i saw him on top of her looking very well "unforced"

190:

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BUAHAHAHA!!!

I DUN DIE!![/size]

daduke2k: @googles, neva mind.@post, she spent d weekend in school wit me, on monday she was ready 2 go, gav her Tfare and told her 2 lock up . On my way 2 school i 4got my wallet , i came bak an met her shaggin my neigbour. Oboy c laughter.

Csami: It neva happen to me but to ma friend. He had this babe that is called ogechi and she's one horrible liar. She dey lie we go still catch her but she go enter phase 2. One morning she told ma friend she's travelling to Abuja via flight and by noon when she gets to Abuja she's going to call him. Me and ma friend were in class when she called, telling us she just landed...ok o!
I went to town to withdraw money unto futo things na and saw her standing in line along side me. Tapped her on the shoulder, she saw me and shout "jesus christ! u scared me." i neva knew i have a scary face.
Babe, what are u doing here thought u were in Abuja? "oh yes...she was suppose to be in Abuja but they cancelled her flight ticket."
Me no talk again. After withdrawal, i went back to school and told ma friend and he called her on phone and asked where she was? She said she's in town...ok o! And he asked who called us then? She said she wasn't the one.
Mehn, up till today we dey find who make that call. She's now a role model to some gals.

Beautful.B:
so many liesssssssssssssssss he told me

evantical: i once asked my girl about a guy i heard she was seeing and someone even told me he met her at the guy's house.she said that she knows this person but nothing btw them but i ask her that someone said she met u at his house. she said she only went there to cook for him.real no be joke oooo.

smooooooth:

u must really feel hurt. no wonder u have the metal doors around ur heart.


@post, she said her family was gonna be hosting a meeting and so she will be busy all weekend. meanwhile she was in abuja with a sugar daddy. ow i found out is a story for another day.

aaronson: I called my guy who happens to own me some money to verify a date of payback as soon as he picked the call he kept telling me he was in benin i was about cutting the call i when i suddendly heared 'ishaga station ishaga......wole pelu wazo....kosi changeee oooooooooo' then he cut the call.lol