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Mad Cow Disease by Labans(m): 11:12am On Feb 16, 2007
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
Re: Mad Cow Disease by iice(f): 5:58pm On Feb 16, 2007
He He He. . .Mad Cow tongue Though i have read it before
Re: Mad Cow Disease by CrazyMan(m): 8:14pm On Feb 16, 2007
Hmmmmm
Re: Mad Cow Disease by kay9(m): 6:45pm On Jul 15, 2008
grin grin Ladies, make una reply, this post is for y'all - you know, having boobs and all grin grin
Re: Mad Cow Disease by benjay1(m): 10:19am On Jul 16, 2008
CLAPS HANDS . . . BRAVO !!

The mystery behind mad cow disease solved at last. grin
Re: Mad Cow Disease by folahann(m): 8:54pm On Aug 06, 2008
Now i know why some lady get mad at times
Re: Mad Cow Disease by Labans(m): 12:13am On Oct 22, 2008
folahann:

Now i know why some lady get mad at times


[i[s]]@ folahann my brother, how u view this kind theory? (LOL)[/[/s]i]
Re: Mad Cow Disease by krama(m): 4:49pm On Oct 22, 2008
You do?!

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