MAD COW

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow
Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the
disease?"

Farmer: "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

Reporter: "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

Farmer: "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

Reporter: "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

Farmer: "Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but
only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?


SUPER MAN

There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only one daughter.
When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town
that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to compete
in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.

On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with
paper and biro and others with cutlasses, swords, bows, arrows and even money.

The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "any of
you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would
marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house
so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at
the other side. Good luck!"

As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started
taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes
and crocodiles into the pool.

Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again.
Disappointed, some of them said "make de man go marry im pikin joo!".

All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in
amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, frantically avoiding the snakes
and zig-zagging past the crocodiles in lightening speed. Finally, he made it to the other side as the would-be in-law, panting. The rich man could not believe it. He asked the man to name anything he wanted.

The bewildered man was still out of breath and panting uncontrollably. Finally, he got himself together and stammered his request saying, ", abeg make una just show me the pesin wey, push me inside di swimming pool?"

You did well

OMG!! The Superman joke!! I haven't laughed so hard since 2010 started. Lol, well done.

Thanks