asha 80:

Jakumo is actually the grammar king here.

Andre Uweh:

I think Kosovo and Dede1 has a slight edge over him.

Jakumo:

With Grammar Envy infusing, infesting, intoxicating but yet invigorating my entire physiology right down to the cellular, infinitesimal and microscopic levels ad-nausuem, ad-infinitum, I am left with no other practicable recourse than to OPENLY challenge the Grammar Master Himself, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, to gentleman's duel of linguistic and tautological pyrotechnics, subsequent to which my team of legal luminaries and litigation consultants will strive to conclusively, authoritatively and incontrovertibly establish the locus-standii, modus operandi and nihil carborendum illegitimi that will empower me to rightfully and righteously assume the mantle of Nigertia's Grammar In Chief, a position which naturally supercedes and subsumes all faux-accolades, pseudo-qualifications and quasi-certificates previously showered on the honorable gentleman like so many winter snow flurries in Northern Denmark.

Disgruntled or unpatriotic elements inexplicably tempted to scoff, malign or direct ridicule and approbation at the essential premise of the above paragraph must be advised that while gratuitously verbose diction, prose and oratory have traditionally been regarded as being statistically indicative of innate and often subnconscious predispositions to grandiosity, conceit, bombast, and psychologically manipulative tendencies, that contervailing presupposition is ALSO fundamentally flawed from both statistical and enthnographical standpoints, simply by virtue of the largely argumentative constructs inherent and resultant from the subject matters continual and inexorable metamorphosis away from consideration as an imprecise, ambiguous and esoteric academic subject to be discussed by muttering tweed-clad  professors in the dusty alcoves of academia, and towards being evaluated within the rigid constraints and harsh illumination of  scientifically exhaustive, meticulously analytical regimes, as specified and delineated in conformance with the rigorously explicative approach currently favored by the scientific community.

chic2pimp:

   NAIRALAND BATTLE OF THE CENTURY!!!!

     
       JAKUMO VS DEDE 1 VS KOSOVO

Jarus:

I don't see nothing wrong in going bombastic, if you have the right words. I use bombasts(the very few I know) too when I'm writing, especially when I'm replying an insult or feel strongly about another person's view. I personally value creative sentence construction than using big words, though.

Much as I'm not freaked at his vocabulary profligacy, I think it's comparison abuse, and matter-of-factly, an insult, putting Jakumo in the same bracket with Kosovo.
Haba, Jakumo knows the meaning of his words and applies them fittingly most times, but Kosovo comes across as someone that just looks into dictionary, digs out any word and applies them, without recourse to its contextual appropriateness. And to make matters worse, his penchant for falling short in simple tenses is irritatingly disturbing. Jakumo takes care of this area well.

bawomolo:

anyone who thinks jakumo is copying kosovo has not been reading this section for the past 2 years.

blasphemy

MandingoII:

he uses his language to make other feel small.

This is intentional and deliberate.

He's hiding low self esteem.

Why "create" a bullshi.t persona?

Because he believes his own is inferior.

Stringing long unknown words to the listener is annoying and causes people to tune you out.

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These words are only to be used by the people that know them.

i.e. doctors using medical terminology to doctors.

He's using them on people to belittle them.

honeric01:

Thank you, we like him that way.

splashbaby:

9ja problem plenty oooo

Do you even know him?

MandingoII:

It only takes 30 seconds to recognize a fraud.


as soon as yo open your mouth, you tell the world who you are.

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Basically, what he's saying is, "i'm smarter than you, AND, I'm more assimilated into Western Culture that the rest of you barbarians"

I would have more respect for him IF he was a TEACHER than a useless egotist.

tallgal:

The man just speaks in tongues. It was quite amusing when he spoke against people objecting to Goodluck Jonathan as acting president,[b] 'cabodo rejectamenta". [/b]I'll be using that one in my prayers to 'bind' and 'loose' from now on,

youngies:

Kosovo and Dede1 are NOT in any way in Jakumo's league

Jakumo is an artist, he uses of words is like applying paint brush on a canvas

TPS360:

was watching this dude on watchait.com the other day, dam!, Politically Masterbate their individual agenda, huh?.  political  surgical operation, etc, ", This guy is just full of sh^t,

bawomolo:

correct people dey talk.   ask the supporters of pastor adeboye how they feel about jakumo the wordsmith 

tpia.:

do you have anything that actually originated from your own brain, or is jakumo's backside the beginning and end of your gay schizophrenic existence.

the guy must be quite tired of your slobbering for sure.

youngies:

Kosovo and Dede1 are NOT in any way in Jakumo's league

Jakumo is an artist, he uses of words is like applying paint brush on a canvas