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Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by mito: 4:10am On Mar 09, 2010
I was surprised to hear about cell phone spyware. It seems that they work like a charm. These devices allow people to monitor your movements, read your text messages and listen to your calls. So no more cheating and lies! Phew!!! lol! cool
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Pweety4me(f): 4:11am On Mar 09, 2010
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 6:44am On Mar 09, 2010
these spywares have been here forever but yet it doesnt stop men OR women to cheat.
a person who knows his way around can still cheat. if you think that a cellphone is a necessity to cheat then you live in la la land.
- if i am doing my secretary then no need to contact her through my cell, she is right there.
- if i am doing the house girl, no need for cellphone as she is right there.
- if i am doing some fine babe, no need for cellphone as she will be home every other day ON THE SPOT waiting for me. if i am paying her rent, then she will know what days of the week i am passing by to get some coochie!

PS: remember that in order to locate you, your "coochie" phone has to be ON and your spouse has to have access to it .
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by elowa: 6:52am On Mar 09, 2010
mito:

I was surprised to hear about cell phone spyware. It seems that they work like a charm. These devices allow people to monitor your movements, read your text messages and listen to your calls. So no more cheating and lies! Phew!!! lol! cool
ta ta ta!!
they ve bin here for ages and pple stil cheat
moreover, its stil not like an antivirus soft u just walk into a store to buy
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 6:58am On Mar 09, 2010
elowa:

moreover, its stil not like an antivirus soft u just walk into a store to buy

on the contrary it is!!!! you can get these spyware online and CHEAP TOO. . . . . . .check the best one on the market lately: http://www.flexispy.com/ and you will see but it doesnt stop cheaters, it just makes them more careful!
also,since the spyware has to be downloaded straight onto the phone, it can be very difficult to install without the owner knowing it(unless you were clumsy like that)
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by noblegas2(m): 7:08am On Mar 09, 2010
Its D same Oyinbo dat invented Pencil also invented 'ERASER'
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by elowa: 7:13am On Mar 09, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

on the contrary it is!!!! you can get these spyware online and CHEAP TOO. . . . . . .check the best one on the market lately: http://www.flexispy.com/ and you will see but it doesnt stop cheaters, it just makes them more careful!
also,since the spyware has to be downloaded straight onto the phone, it can be very difficult to install without the owner knowing it(unless you were clumsy like that)
Yeah, i ve seen a lot been made for parents to monitor their kids,
but the right version being used by government (where u wont know u re being watched) to monitor pple re stil not freely available (may be wrong though)
so only a fool wud use her/his fone for "runs" wen s/he knows there's a spy on it
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by daduke2k(m): 8:50am On Mar 09, 2010
Wot if ur spouse is a phone freak, Who kips changin phones, do u download it everytime? Dumb
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by 190: 9:25am On Mar 09, 2010
damn~
i would have downloaded it to so many fones

but its not free
its 250 pounds or so!
and ive gat no MASTERCARDS

lemme contact my personal accountant
in regards to this kreditcard!
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by daduke2k(m): 9:41am On Mar 09, 2010
Its useles, cheatin continues,
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 10:01am On Mar 09, 2010
elowa:


so only a fool wud use her/his fone for "runs" wen s/he knows there's a spy on it

Exactly! Thats why only a fool would say 'darling, can i have your phone so i'll install a spy in it'!! @ MrBrownJay and all the others, the key to making this work like a charm is to DISCREETLY install the software - while giving your partner the false belief that you trust her.
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 10:25am On Mar 09, 2010
I've got Two Two-word for you

Solid Snake
Sam Fisher
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by na2day2(m): 10:47am On Mar 09, 2010
mito:

I was surprised to hear about cell phone spyware. It seems that they work like a charm. These devices allow people to monitor your movements, read your text messages and listen to your calls. So no more cheating and lies! Phew!!! lol! cool

stay off drugs! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 10:50am On Mar 09, 2010
na2day?:

stay off drugs! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
while you're still getting high on yours? My, are you selfish

@post
Seriously, I think na2day? is mad because you're giving his multiple concubines means to stop him from spreading the HIV.
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by na2day2(m): 10:57am On Mar 09, 2010
FL Gators:

while you're still getting high on yours? My, are you selfish

dear God, of all the witches in the world, why this ekiti one?

FL Gators:

@post
Seriously, I think na2day? is mad because you're giving his multiple concubines means to stop him from spreading the HIV.

since i got the HIV from u, i guess u want it to remain in the family
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 10:59am On Mar 09, 2010
*death*
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by galatico(m): 11:14am On Mar 09, 2010
It's more or less like death sentence for cheaters!!!
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 11:35am On Mar 09, 2010
Cheaters are smarmy, sniveling creatures, they will find a way.
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 11:39am On Mar 09, 2010
Cheater still Cheat the World moves on,No amount of Spyware will stop them
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 12:51am On Mar 10, 2010
pro01:

@ MrBrownJay and all the others, the key to making this work like a charm is to DISCREETLY install the software - while giving your partner the false belief that you trust her.

come on,thats too much work, sneaking around like a thief. . . . . . . . . just buy the latest Blackberry, relax and install the soft on the phone, put the phone back in the box, wrap it in pink ribbons and offer the phone as a gift to her and get a thank you s-h-a-g from heaven in the same process. et voila!

but lets all remember that a good, determined cheap will do so whether spyware, a beat down or tied to the bed post.
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by mito: 8:23am On Mar 12, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

come on,thats too much work, sneaking around like a thief. . . . . . . . . just buy the latest Blackberry, relax and install the soft on the phone, put the phone back in the box, wrap it in pink ribbons and offer the phone as a gift to her and get a thank you s-h-a-g from heaven in the same process. et voila!

but lets all remember that a good, determined cheap will do so whether spyware, a beat down or tied to the bed post.


loooooooooooool, don't fool yourself!!! Finally, women have the answer.
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by tkb417(m): 8:38am On Mar 12, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

Cheaters are smarmy, sniveling creatures, they will find a way.
ure right!!
no spyware or oyinbo made device can catch me

too sleek for such
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 8:42am On Mar 12, 2010
If I didn't trust my wife, I wouldn't be with her, period.
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Nobody: 1:40pm On Mar 12, 2010
mito:

loooooooooooool, don't fool yourself!!! Finally, women have the answer.

lol, remember that having access to the phone is the key and lets not forget that knowing is not the answer if you aint going to do anything about it.
many 9ja women know about their husbands infidelities and still stay in their marriages "because its against their "religion" to divorce". . . . . . . . give me a break!

this tool is for people living in the REAL WORLD!!!!!!
if you catch your husband and you decide to go and see your pastor, who in turn tells you to"pray" then that TOOL aint for you!
Re: Guys, You're Finished: There's No More Cheating On Your Spouses! by Abbeycity4(f): 4:00pm On Mar 12, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

these spywares have been here forever but yet it doesnt stop men OR women to cheat.
a person who knows his way around can still cheat. if you think that a cellphone is a necessity to cheat then you live in la la land.
- if i am doing my secretary then no need to contact her through my cell, she is right there.
- if i am doing the house girl, no need for cellphone as she is right there.
- if i am doing some fine babe, no need for cellphone as she will be home every other day ON THE SPOT waiting for me. if i am paying her rent, then she will know what days of the week i am passing by to get some coochie!


PS: remember that in order to locate you, your "coochie" phone has to be ON and your spouse has to have access to it .

awwwwww cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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