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Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:01am On Mar 09, 2010 |
Three men were hiking through a forest, , when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
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Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:01am On Mar 09, 2010 |
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
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Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:04am On Mar 09, 2010 |
Poof!!! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
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Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:06am On Mar 09, 2010 |
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof!!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs, , and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once
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Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:07am On Mar 09, 2010 |
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
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Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:11am On Mar 09, 2010 |
Three men were hiking through a forest, , when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof!!! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof!!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs, , and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof!!! HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!! She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream, , and walked across the bridge Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
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Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:14am On Mar 09, 2010 |
Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you! Have a wonderful Woman's Day !!! GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Happy Woman's Day! by Sissy3(f): 11:15am On Mar 10, 2010 |
we have come a long way but still a long journey ahead of us |
Re: Happy Woman's Day! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
haha I always enjoy your threads, you are very creative ![]() |
Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:03am On Mar 11, 2010 |
rokiatu: Thanks for that ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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