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Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:01am On Mar 09, 2010
Three men were hiking through a forest,

,

when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:01am On Mar 09, 2010
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:



' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:04am On Mar 09, 2010
Poof!!!

God gave him big arms and strong legs,

and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.

Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:06am On Mar 09, 2010
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:


'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs,

,

and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once

Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:07am On Mar 09, 2010
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:



'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:11am On Mar 09, 2010
Three men were hiking through a forest,



,

when they came upon a large raging, violent river.



Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:



' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave him big arms and strong legs,



and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:



'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs,



,

and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:



'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!!!

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream,



,
and walked across the bridge

Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!

Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:14am On Mar 09, 2010
Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!


Have a wonderful Woman's Day !!!

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH
AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

grin grin grin
Re: Happy Woman's Day! by Sissy3(f): 11:15am On Mar 10, 2010
we have come a long way but still a long journey ahead of us
Re: Happy Woman's Day! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Mar 10, 2010
haha I always enjoy your threads, you are very creative smiley
Re: Happy Woman's Day! by wales(m): 8:03am On Mar 11, 2010
rokiatu:

haha I always enjoy your threads, you are very creative smiley


Thanks for that grin grin grin

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