VPG:

Maybe not exactly the way he narrated the story but stuff like this happens everyday girl, trust me.

3ndy:

wot i need is an "vive en lasse vivre", not a chill pill,
i'm chill as ice as 4 u 2 know

trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am
hmm palaver she dey find
palaver you go get o
woman you berra dont shyt on your body with all your ranting and raking

sexxxxy:

This story dosent make sense,



U strolled to her house, and her room was locked from within,
question
Was it a family house?(and she bought a man into her family home,even though she's about to get married??)
Or is it the face me i face u rooms, ?so u were knocking, u knocked and knocked and u didnt think to peep in thru the opened or slightly opened window, ok,say u didnt think to do that,did u try to call her,to find out if she's round the neigbourhood.?ok, so she switched off her phone,

so u turned to leave and at that moment nepa brought the light(wondering how dumb she must have ben leaving her windows open,curtain up, knowing her husband to be is just a stroll away(abi she didnt know u were in town?), so u got a good look at her and the ugly skinny guy(was he undressed too?, anyway, the one that caught me is how u managed to grab her hand and push her down, how?did u stick your head into the room in order to grab her hand and push her down?too funny,

seunspice:

Sade was in the inthing in the 80s here in Naija, infact she was bigger than Michael Jackson to some folks, at a time in the mid 90s she was listed as the 9th highest selling female musician in the world. i still believe she has some music in her with that velvet voice of hers.
Keeping my fingers crossed

VPG:

The same s(hit) happened to my friend his was 5 days to the wedding she was caught at the hotel banging some guy. To make the story more interesting it was 3 of her bride's maid that ratted her out, they told the husband but he didn't believe them, so they took him to the hotel for the guy to see with his own korokoro eyes. At the end of the day the guy marry the girl o, my people simply becos the guy's dad is a pastor and he told him to forgive the girl of cos plus enough begging now. True Story this happened in Newark, New Jersey.

Another one, I was in Nigeria for my boy's wedding not too long ago. The night before the wedding me and my boys were all at a spot drinking and suyaring you know the norm. The next thing the friend of my boy's wife to be showed up and the next thing the husband to be was banging her in the car right in the parking lot. Omo i almost faint o. it's one thing if na random chick it's another when it's your wife to be friend. True Story.

So mr poster s(hit) happens and life is a B.(I.T.C.H).

seunspice:

@ Meldrick, that is what happens when you have two threads open. refresh your browser and you'll find its gone.

sexxxxy:

This story dosent make sense,
U strolled to her house, and her room was locked from within,
question
Was it a family house?(and she bought a man into her family home, even though she's about to get married??)
Or is it the face me i face u rooms,?so u were knocking, u knocked and knocked and u didnt think to peep in thru the opened or slightly opened window, ok,say u didnt think to do that,did u try to call her,to find out if she's round the neigbourhood.?ok, so she switched off her phone,
so u turned to leave and at that moment nepa brought the light(wondering how dumb she must have ben leaving her windows open,curtain up, knowing her husband to be is just a stroll away (abi she didnt know u were in town?), so u got a good look at her and the ugly skinny guy(was he undressed too?, anyway, the one that caught me is how u managed to grab her hand and push her down,how?did u stick your head into the room in order to grab her hand and push her down?too funny,
i think the ppl consoling him here needs help, how gullible can u all be?

Tarmpa:

Listen,i dont hav 2 cal 2 anounce my visitatn since it was mearnt to be a suprise visit.d house is'nt a family house,but one of my own bungalow buildns that i told her to live in,her parents are PH based.U can enter her room either through the passage directly outside or through the sittn room.If i was knockn on d door directly at d passage,then she'll be too scared of adjustin the windows as any sound may make me know that some one was in there.She cant jump up & off the light since it may either make a sound or perharps she forgot that the light was on.I never thought of peepn her room since every where was dark,& i also thought she must have locked d passage door frm insid & pass out through d sitn room.Just turnin 2 go wil make me face her window,& if d light came,den it was my luck, holdn her hand through d window is very easy since the switch she wanted 2 turn off was directly at d side of that window,i dont hav 2 push in my head,inshort! If you know d house very well,then u'll kno dat it's very easy 2 get hold of d hand dat's touching d switch without any stress.Well,belive it or not,it is'nt just a story but exactly what hapnd to me[b] arroud 8:11pm [/b] last night.

sexxxxy:

This story dosent make sense,



U strolled to her house, and her room was locked from within,
question
Was it a family house?(and she bought a man into her family home,even though she's about to get married??)
Or is it the face me i face u rooms, ?so u were knocking, u knocked and knocked and u didnt think to peep in thru the opened or slightly opened window, ok,say u didnt think to do that,did u try to call her,to find out if she's round the neigbourhood.?ok, so she switched off her phone,

so u turned to leave and at that moment nepa brought the light(wondering how dumb she must have ben leaving her windows open,curtain up, knowing her husband to be is just a stroll away(abi she didnt know u were in town?), so u got a good look at her and the ugly skinny guy(was he undressed too?, anyway, the one that caught me is how u managed to grab her hand and push her down, how?did u stick your head into the room in order to grab her hand and push her down?too funny,

i think the ppl consoling him here needs help, how gullible can u all be?

Tarmpa:

Listen,i dont hav 2 cal 2 anounce my visitatn since it  was mearnt to be a suprise visit.d house is'nt a family house,but one of my own  bungalow buildns that i told her to live in,her parents are PH based.U can enter her room either through the passage directly outside or through the sittn room.If i was knockn on d door directly at d passage,then she'll be too scared of adjustin the windows as any sound may make me know that some one was in there.She cant jump up & off the light since it may either make a sound or perharps she forgot that the light was on.I never thought of peepn her room since every where was dark,& i also  thought she must have locked d passage door frm insid & pass out through d sitn room.Just turnin 2 go wil make me face her window,& if d light came,den it was my luck, holdn her hand through d window is very easy since the switch she wanted 2 turn off was directly at d side of that window,i dont hav 2 push in my head,inshort! If you know d house very well,then u'll kno dat it's very easy 2 get hold of d hand dat's touching d switch without any stress.Well,belive it or not,it is'nt just a story but exactly what hapnd to me arroud 8:11pm last night.