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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Homeboiy: 10:45pm On Oct 14, 2017
Stop lieing op

Which masturbation?

Probably your suffering from erectile dysfunction

Next time a babe is coming take tramadol 200 mg or Viagra 50 mg


But the main thing now is that you have to visit a doctor for a check up

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by ikorodureporta: 10:46pm On Oct 14, 2017
I even think say dem catch am dey self-service for house sef....is dat woman yr wife? B4 u start preaching here....
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by madjune(m): 10:46pm On Oct 14, 2017
Better cut down on your sugar intake.

Exercise more, take lots of water, pomengranate seeds, and oats.

Stop the habit of cos and watch your body bounce back.

Good luck.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by elmagnifico411(m): 10:47pm On Oct 14, 2017
Oga op, jedi sellers no dey waka pass your area? E fit even be sey the girl carry something for body come.. better thank your preen for remaining flaccid.. abeg find better Jedi drink o

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by marunga(m): 10:49pm On Oct 14, 2017
probably sugar diabetes not masturbation.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by komododragons: 10:50pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
when ever you masturbate do you feel like someone is entering your azz after masturbation

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by obasivic: 10:50pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:


And more seriously, you need to see a doctor coz the majority of those symptoms you listed are not caused by masturbation.


Be wise, na watin dey sweet goat dey kill am o
I agreed with your opinions but sincerely I'm sexually active until I started giving masturbation a chance, seriously we need to condemn this acts
But you said it was your first time in front of the p

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:51pm On Oct 14, 2017
frenzyduchess:
Well, atleast the thread is for men that masturbate, not women undecided

Do you masturbate?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by sinceraconcept(m): 10:52pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
buy according to researchers,mastur aging once in a while is healthy. are you more knowledgeable than researchers? masturbation is healthy if its not done too much. if you start sleeping with girls,what if you have a condom bust and catch STD,is that still better than masturbating?

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by yorlq94: 10:52pm On Oct 14, 2017
abeg if person joystick no they strong well and stand for like 30 minutes wetin person fit to take oh no joke
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by ArcGibson(m): 10:52pm On Oct 14, 2017
All these small small kids sha... Must you have sex at that your age. Only God knows where the world is heading to.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by ikorodureporta: 10:53pm On Oct 14, 2017
KOPT55:
I masturbate more than 20 times per week alongside regular sex with my girlfriend. Infact, me and my girlfriend engage in mutual masturbation just before sex: it makes our orgasms mindblowing!



grin grin grin
see dem, PhD holders cheesy

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Odey1997(m): 10:54pm On Oct 14, 2017
This life what's even the pleasure they gain in all that?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by cstr1000: 10:55pm On Oct 14, 2017
KOPT55:
Haha! I laugh.

Before I begin, let me say that I am totally in love with masturbation! I am an avid masturbator and I am always on the lookout for varied tricks to enjoy myself much more.

Op, your list is highly inaccurate and can actually do more harm than good. Masturbation does not cause any of those effects you put in your list.

On the contrary, it has been proven that masturbation can actually help you attain pen..is growth after your twenties: I am a witness. Masturbation can help you delay ejaculation without the use of any stimulant such as alchohol, viagra etc.

I masturbate more than 20 times per week alongside regular sex with my girlfriend. Infact, me and my girlfriend engage in mutual masturbation just before sex: it makes our orgasms mindblowing!

I am healthy, my pen..is just grew, I can last till kingdom come and I do not have any of those symptoms that you listed there.

Given all the issues you have in your life at the moment, it would expedient for you to visit a doctor for thorough check-up. You are indeed a sick person. Don't wait until it's too late.

My God!!! shocked
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Opakan2: 10:56pm On Oct 14, 2017
Do you even have di.ck atal?

Well, your case looks more critical than masturbation.. You might actually be impotent or have developed erectile dysfunction.

Do you sufder from piles? if yes, did you bother treating yourself?

Do you feed well as a man, your diet and multivitamins? Or you just eat chips and gala all day.

Walk into any elewe omo and ask them for agbo jedi. with ale and afato. Use as directed if you want your story to change.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by deavicky(m): 10:57pm On Oct 14, 2017
God help u, by now you for don get HIV
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 10:57pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

The only disadvantage ave experienced from masturbation is depression, and also the worst ability to not orgasm at first most guys will think this is good, but its terrible , I can have sex for hours and not orgasm and no woman likes that, as for your Johnson not standing its possible you were under pressure, besides as a man such happens once in a while or you're not attracted to her, but masturbation can also causes partial erection. But I'm betting on anxiety issues in your case.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by mancityguy: 11:00pm On Oct 14, 2017
Fearlez:

Go and treat yourself for chronic HIV. Science says at one point men will experience erectile dysfunction.

this thins are more like HIV symptoms
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 11:00pm On Oct 14, 2017
cstr1000:

My God!!! shocked

Ehen, what?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 11:01pm On Oct 14, 2017
ikorodureporta:



grin grin grin
see dem, PhD holders cheesy

Excuse me?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Pidginwhisper: 11:01pm On Oct 14, 2017
pcguru1:


The only disadvantage ave experienced from masturbation is depression, and also the worst ability to not orgasm at first most guys will think this is good, but its terrible , I can have sex for hours and not orgasm and no woman likes that, as for your Johnson not standing its possible you were under pressure, besides as a man such happens once in a while or you're not attracted to her, but masturbation can also causes partial erection. But I'm betting on anxiety issues in your case.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Leez(m): 11:01pm On Oct 14, 2017
raslim20:
Must you show your stupidity, it's not a must you should talk
well u created a silly thread tbh hw can wan-king cause wat u wrote wen even doctors recommend u wa-nk ffs sunday don come una don begin ds una fairytales to get new church converts smh

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by freebrowsingtime: 11:02pm On Oct 14, 2017
ObaKlaz:
Oga op, dis your reasons wen u list so, dem dey medically valid?

Yes, they're medically correct.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 11:03pm On Oct 14, 2017
bettyLad:
OK .. so what happens to women who masturbate? or is it just bad for men only

It's not bad for men. Do you masturbate?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Kelly4rmwest: 11:04pm On Oct 14, 2017
To me, any sex that is less than 2 hours is a quickie�
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by NIGHTMAREOO7: 11:04pm On Oct 14, 2017
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Hm
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by diritalkz(m): 11:04pm On Oct 14, 2017
tolugar:
Accept my condolences
To ur preek
bad guy

Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by concho(m): 11:08pm On Oct 14, 2017
grin
raslim20:

I no fit pass for the girl street again, me wey I be dey form 45 minutes man cry
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by kobijacobs(m): 11:08pm On Oct 14, 2017
I'm not sure it's masturbation u are talking about
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 11:08pm On Oct 14, 2017
Develop self control and quit masturbation. Majority of the guys commenting on this thread are chronic masturbator, why?.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by SpeedGod: 11:09pm On Oct 14, 2017
UbanmeUdie:
shocked



Truth be told, masturbation enslaves a man both spiritually and emotionally, not forgetting its numerous medical side effects regardless of the feel good experience you seem to get upon indulgence.


However, I do not want to believe that your JT being in a state of coma had anything to do with your masturbation habit.

You should have switched to your xvideo to see if it won't salute after the said girl left.

There are just two things I can attribute to your woe:
1. It is possible you ended up no being sexually attracted to her.
2. It is possible she has a bad spirit like an ogbanje and the spirit of your grandpa was around to protect you by knocking your preek into a coma so that you don't lose your destiny. grin



And more seriously, you need to see a doctor coz the majority of those symptoms you listed are not caused by masturbation.


Be wise, na watin dey sweet goat dey kill am o


The op is correct esp in memory and sight failure. May God help someone to stop it forever. It has destiny effect.

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