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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 7:52am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

You engage in all this act and yet you don't take care of yourself, Too much of everything is bad. I know very well you're the type that masturbate 3-5times in a day and end up drinking garri, rice or eba. No supplements, no veggies, no yoghurt or milk, no herbal tonic and no good food except your rice and eba and you come here to tell us rubbish. I masturbate 4times in a month accurately once in a week and I still go with my woman for more than 25mins after preintimacy. So what is your complain

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by SUNDICOS(m): 7:59am On Oct 15, 2017
Sorry guy, just a pity.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by fuckboys: 7:59am On Oct 15, 2017
Malawian:
make I epp you.
baba does this epp to improve banging time in bed? cheesy
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by vicben27(m): 8:01am On Oct 15, 2017
is masturbation food? if you are planing to straif a lady suspend that shit for while! soo you conserve some energy! all those shit you listed is for only when you do it like five times a day!
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Ademoore07(m): 8:07am On Oct 15, 2017
OP, I can relate.
But, other symptoms you listed over there such as headache etc are chronical fallacies. Hot lies
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by gbadexy(m): 8:20am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
on a serious note, you need to check your blood pressure and have your heart checked.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by lahit14(m): 8:36am On Oct 15, 2017
Mastubation certainly has its downside as does everything, advantage n disadvantages.... But That's not what I wana talk to you about... I dont knw how old this thread is but I knw u will see this.... Forget about what everyone is telling u her about ur ccock not performing.... It happens to every man... It has nothing to do with ur villages or ur spirit being strong or her being a bad person... It's mostly tension, yes.... U have been daydreaming about that day, how to impress her n all, even fever can cause that.... Find a way to settle with her n explain to her, convince her for a rematch... As u hav confessed all ur sins here becos u couldn't perform n needed somtin to blame it on, u decided to point ur gun at Mastubation with tears rolling down ur cheek, call her n explain to her if she likes u she will come, if ur worried buy vega, or any viagra family.... Just swallow 1 or even half tablet..... Give it to her good it will completely wipe out that day in her memory.... Be a man don't run away... It happens to the best of us... It's how u handle it afterwords that matters.... If u don't Strighten it out now.... That will be the only memory she will ever have of u.... Meaning everytime she sees u that's what comes to mind...not just her mind even yours..... Ur might just say I don't care but if u really liked her u should care...in life, in ur career, in relationship, in business..... On the bed.... Everywhere n everything.... DONT BE A CHICKEN... BE A MAN.... WIPE OUT THE MEMORY FROM HER MIND... IT'S WHAT'S RIGHT

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by stanliwise(m): 8:40am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
Truth be told masturbation might not be the problem... look deep..this situation is an eye opener
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 8:41am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.









""1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity
2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.
3.Dizziness
4.Nervousness
5.pains in the shoulders and side
6.pain in the muscles and joint
7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss
8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body
9.dead look, sickening face
10.memory and sight failure,
11.when the real match come, you won't get errection
12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)
13.semen leakage
14.reduced orgasm
15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex""







All these are highly false. Masturbation does not cause any of those. Pls use the internet to educate urself.


Ur prick shrink because of lack of experience. Ur likely a Virgin. grin

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Codes151(m): 8:45am On Oct 15, 2017
U used too much Vaseline

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Malawian(m): 8:45am On Oct 15, 2017
fuckboys:
baba does this epp to improve banging time in bed? cheesy
sorry bro, you can't give what you don't have.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by jarx: 9:15am On Oct 15, 2017
total wack... if regular masturbation causes all these. then regular sex is not an exception. bcus you release semen in both activities.

you can only connect masturbation to spiritual.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by NIGHTMAREOO7: 9:18am On Oct 15, 2017
Ogechux:
I wish I could talk to you privately. Mastubarting had nothing to do with your experience; fact is that your body lacks a very vital mineral going by all the symptoms you stated in your post. It's affordable and can be bought from any registered pharmacy.

Best comnent
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by AlanSugar(m): 9:24am On Oct 15, 2017
UbanmeUdie:
shocked



Truth be told, masturbation enslaves a man both spiritually and emotionally, not forgetting its numerous medical side effects regardless of the feel good experience you seem to get upon indulgence.


However, I do not want to believe that your JT being in a state of coma had anything to do with your masturbation habit.

You should have switched to your xvideo to see if it won't salute after the said girl left.

There are just two things I can attribute to your woe:
1. It is possible you ended up no being sexually attracted to her.
2. It is possible she has a bad spirit like an ogbanje and the spirit of your grandpa was around to protect you by knocking your preek into a coma so that you don't lose your destiny. grin



And more seriously, you need to see a doctor coz the majority of those symptoms you listed are not caused by masturbation.


Be wise, na watin dey sweet goat dey kill am o

Thanks for these views and can you just imagine, just one showdown over a probably dirty and smelling pussy he comes here to spew all that trash! Like he were some doctor or prof with proven facts? Absolute rubbish!
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by AlanSugar(m): 9:27am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:


And more seriously, you need to see a doctor coz the majority of those symptoms you listed are not caused by masturbation.


Be wise, na watin dey sweet goat dey kill am o
I agreed with your opinions but sincerely I'm sexually active until I started giving masturbation a chance, seriously we need to condemn this acts

How many girls have you tried to prove that masturbation is the cause of your disappointing and dead preek?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 9:45am On Oct 15, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Memory and sight failure? Are you sure ur lack of performance isn't psychological?
can we fuuk

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by NIGHTMAREOO7: 9:46am On Oct 15, 2017
Notatribalist:
I have experienced all this things you mentioned op.I am still suffering from some of them till now.you forget one self,deteriorating VISION. I ALMOST GOT BLIND.

Got blind? ?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by NIGHTMAREOO7: 9:47am On Oct 15, 2017
dierich:


keep jacking till u destroy ur life.. I swear to God, what op said is really d truth.. I've experience exactly d same but if u wanna confirm it den keep d action up till u cry after d result comes out

All of em?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Nobody: 9:52am On Oct 15, 2017
bettyLad:
OK .. so what happens to women who masturbate? or is it just bad for men only
pls don't masturbate call me for the fuuk,
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Notatribalist(m): 9:57am On Oct 15, 2017
NIGHTMAREOO7:


Got blind? ?
I almost. My vision was blurring..
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by handsomeyinka(m): 10:04am On Oct 15, 2017
lahit14:
Mastubation certainly has its downside as does everything, advantage n disadvantages.... But That's not what I wana talk to you about... I dont knw how old this thread is but I knw u will see this.... Forget about what everyone is telling u her about ur ccock not performing.... It happens to every man... It has nothing to do with ur villages or ur spirit being strong or her being a bad person... It's mostly tension, yes.... U have been daydreaming about that day, how to impress her n all, even fever can cause that.... Find a way to settle with her n explain to her, convince her for a rematch... As u hav confessed all ur sins here becos u couldn't perform n needed somtin to blame it on, u decided to point ur gun at Mastubation with tears rolling down ur cheek, call her n explain to her if she likes u she will come, if ur worried buy vega, or any viagra family.... Just swallow 1 or even half tablet..... Give it to her good it will completely wipe out that day in her memory.... Be a man don't run away... It happens to the best of us... It's how u handle it afterwords that matters.... If u don't Strighten it out now.... That will be the only memory she will ever have of u.... Meaning everytime she sees u that's what comes to mind...not just her mind even yours..... Ur might just say I don't care but if u really liked her u should care...in life, in ur career, in relationship, in business..... On the bed.... Everywhere n everything.... DONT BE A CHICKEN... BE A MAN.... WIPE OUT THE MEMORY FROM HER MIND... IT'S WHAT'S RIGHT

Are you a SEX COUNSELLOR..?
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Ayiibobo(m): 10:06am On Oct 15, 2017
Masturbation is not the cause to your Mr John going into comma,..............medically,it is good to masturbate once in a while,.....but mind you,too much of everything is bad,too much of masturbation have it's own side effects,but not part of my u went lame when the real action strolled by,........this is a list of what i think can cause your predicament
*anxiety
*lose of concentration
*low sex drive
*low self esteem
*erectile dysfunction
*exshaution
Sorry I had to just highlight and didn't go into full details,but go online and read about them,..it's just normal,it happens, but your peers won't tell u about it,cos of embarrassment,my advise for you is to stop masturbating for a while and start eating these list of libido bossters
*gingseng
*watermelon
*eggs
*lettuce
*ginger/garlic
Drink more water In ur diet,and always exercise ,invite the babe come ur side after two weeks of the drill and see if she won't beg you not to kill her with dick.......if your Mr Jon goes into comma again,just jejely go to your doctor,e done enter critical be that
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by handsomeyinka(m): 10:14am On Oct 15, 2017
If you mastubate,you ejaculate SPERM..

if you have sex,you ejaculate SPERM..

Now tell me,does SPERM have different editions?

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by MessrJay(m): 10:17am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

It ain't healthy bro, and the addiction can be like drugs. it ain't no cool stuff. learnt the hard way.

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by TerrorSquad147: 11:15am On Oct 15, 2017
sorextee:
The earlier u stop, the better. On the flip side, why u no use BURANTASHI before action? Since u already knew about all the effects u wrote up there before hand..

U can also use tramol. But i must advice not to swallow d whole pill. Just half is enough..
guy it's like you've had the same experience like me grin grin
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Bozzy001(m): 11:28am On Oct 15, 2017
tolugar:



You shld be preparing for return leg
The return leg match that will never come again
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Tecno66: 11:30am On Oct 15, 2017
Spot on bros. This stuff makes you loose self esteem. If you give inn to masturbation, you loose virtue each time you do it. I assure you that when the time for real sex comes you will be let down by your body. It is not sickness. That is the way it is. If you stop it completely I assure you 100% that after a while, your body is restored naturally. The price you pay for engaging in masturbation is limp penis when you are about to have sex with your partner.
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by sorextee(m): 11:42am On Oct 15, 2017
Yes sire grin after one of my ex blasted me for not lasting long. So I took trams.. Omo I was a machine dat day. She surprise. But i started vomitting afterwards. Na why I suggest make d op take only half or quarter sef..

TerrorSquad147:
guy it's like you've had the same experience like me grin grin
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by Sirambassador(m): 11:54am On Oct 15, 2017
KOPT55:


Is it your dick? Once in the morning, once after lunch at work and dealing with all the pressures of my wicked boss, and once before I sleep. e never reach twenty in one week?


Lemme remove my cap for you cool

Oga boss

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by guiddoti: 11:56am On Oct 15, 2017
Lagban:
Are you saying, if I quit, the above symptoms will no longer manifest.
What kill a man is what he eats and does.
Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by jhybosky(m): 12:07pm On Oct 15, 2017
Kelly4rmwest:
To me, any sex that is less than 2 hours is a quickie�
kuku kee me na

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Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by OBku4(m): 12:16pm On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.


which kain mumu story be this...
Go check yourself jare.. masturbation no do you nothing.

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