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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by DanielsParker(m): 9:57am On Oct 21, 2017
IForgotMyLoginD:
Must you slap her angry
why pick that one? didn't you see the whole post?
He slapped her and so?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by EmekaBlue(m): 9:57am On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler
grin grin grin FINISHING...

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by toseen7: 9:57am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't f.uck with soldiers.
You never even reach anywhere, you don dey slap woman...... To hell with fvcking soldiers!

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by donqx: 9:58am On Oct 21, 2017
girls been fckin around before u were born...be smart..use that b..ctch and dump that b...ctch or put a ring on it...she will still fck around!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Xerum(m): 9:58am On Oct 21, 2017
[bOk, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers[/b]

You still do not get it. Ordinary apprentice zombie like you. So you are trained to shoot / kill defenceless / harmless citizens? Now we know part of the root causes of zombies misbehaving comes from. You are just a f..ng NDA undergraduate and you already reason in this manner? What will happen if u eventually graduate & you become a full ranked soldier? I hope some of yr superiors wth brains will read this & call you to yr senses. I am also going to draw the attention of sm peeps I know to this. I hope that ex of yours is also on Nairaland to blow your cover.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by maidaddy: 9:59am On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

best response ever to the master of all stupid post on nairaland.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Adaomalight(f): 9:59am On Oct 21, 2017
modelmike7:
Silence means consent, she's guilty as charged!

Sure condoms do have this rubber smell all over them, even we that are Virgin knows that!!

I don't know o...tell me, what does it smell like?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Ginaz(f): 9:59am On Oct 21, 2017
She cheated fine! She did bad but your anger is on another level. Assuming there was a gun besides you, only God knows what you would have done in that sheer moment your anger was burning.

God help us. Humans are getting terrible by the day.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by freeDR(m): 9:59am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.
See this slowpoke!!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Olusola147(m): 10:00am On Oct 21, 2017
sagerasaq:
Na wa for dis guy ooo.. U c toto u dy smell for condom. Ma babe don go bang anoda guy come my place Lyk 20mins later I bang her on top. I noticed but I no talk since na banging tinx I dy into....
Gals of nowadays are for banging...
U bang, bang, bang and bang.
Gals are bitches now am heartless I even bang dem and not give dem food and transport fair again...
All of dem dy mad.
lol...BangDaDaDang! ��
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by toogbasky(m): 10:00am On Oct 21, 2017
My advise to u guyz is there are good girls every where,, Neva let a bad experience destroy you

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by kenex4ever(m): 10:00am On Oct 21, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Izz nor entirely her fault, she was konjified. angry angry cry
if you are d one on your dp, then you need to slow down a bit.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Hizayus(m): 10:00am On Oct 21, 2017
Konji na bastard o

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Pearl05(f): 10:00am On Oct 21, 2017
You slapped and pushed her out of your compound and even threatens to shoot her skull if she comes near you, if that how you will protect Nigeria and it's citizens? What if someone did same to your sister or daughter?

God used her mess to save her from a time bomb like you.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Egein(m): 10:00am On Oct 21, 2017
1. "A girl I've been "keeping"
2. "I slapped her and chased her out of my compound"

The girl is an idiot, but so are you.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by prettyboi1(m): 10:00am On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.


Yes! Condoms have a particular smell during sex. Sex with condoms have a mixed smell of rubber & body fluids. I can also tell when a chick just had sex with condoms.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by akanbiaa(m): 10:00am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
I'm sure of what I perceived. It was condom Scent.
which brand? What if it was a female condom?
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by 9jatatafo(m): 10:01am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.

My advice bro, always prepare your mind against the worst. Lesson number one learnt. Sorry for the broken heart she might have caused you. But bro!! how did your investigation down there came out with result of smell of condom? Did you try to give her a heading or you just dip your finger in and sniffed it? You are the baddest investigator. Bear in mind that a woman is like a horse, any man can ride on her

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:01am On Oct 21, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion
If he has been abstaining, aw e tek remember condom smell
case of pot calling kettle black!

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by manci(m): 10:01am On Oct 21, 2017
what carry your nose there

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:02am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.


Ur an idiot Sir.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by maidaddy: 10:02am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
You are such a fool. Get out dunce. May a cheat fall on you as a life partner.

you sound like one little angry man. you must have a nipple sized manhood.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:02am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
I'm sure of what I perceived. It was condom Scent.
Aw u tek know condom smell?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Demiladedemzy(m): 10:03am On Oct 21, 2017
definitely u can smell death lol

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Awoo88: 10:03am On Oct 21, 2017
somtn dey worri op for head!! how does one perceive the smell of condom

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by sedek4569: 10:03am On Oct 21, 2017
since you werent there to satisfy her orgy for long time, you know hence a lady is no more a virgin, the feeling is always there, what again do u espect?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Daeylar(f): 10:03am On Oct 21, 2017
Disgusting animals, this op slapped his girlfriend mercilessly according to him for cheating and he is not even sorry, he busy gloating over it.

Yet his fellow animals are defending him.

You have no right to hit another person if it's not a case of self defense.

Animals.

She cheated on you, that's wrong sorry about that. let her go, but don't ever hit a human being.

Very arrogant animal, if it were your other soldiers, mtchheeeewwwww, saying it as if she deserves to be hit, and so proud about it

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Vacora(m): 10:03am On Oct 21, 2017
Just smelt my finger this post reeks of latex.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by EmekaBlue(m): 10:03am On Oct 21, 2017
But this op is a stupid guy..all these thermal 1 or 2 young cadet..u think u r so strong abi! mumu

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:04am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.
you didnt give her the academy standard now, you should have weaken laps before kicking her out finally
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by lovethchioma(f): 10:05am On Oct 21, 2017
You're very immature Op.. Why must you slap her? Look at how he is saying it with all confidence. I don't understand what breed of guys we have these days.
Couldn't you just have walked her outta your house?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Osaronicole: 10:05am On Oct 21, 2017
Are you a saint. Have you been faithful. If no, then, you are also a cheat.

quote author=Davindal post=61581769]You are such a fool. Get out dunce. May a cheat fall on you as a life partner.[/quote]

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